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Topic: How about new categories?
Posted By: deadguy76
Subject: How about new categories?
Date Posted: July 17 2005 at 8:04am

I had been considering having my own awards show and sending a copy to the Razzies. This was going to have all new catergories not featured anywhere else, and they were going to be incredibly funny and bitingly sarcastic. Here are some of the catergories:

"That's true art" award for best nude scene.

"Fire your agent" award for biggest waste of talent.

"Eat some food award" for most anorexic actress.

"Nepotism" award for... well, nepotism. some nominees would include Sophia Coppola, Ashley Judd, Bryce Dallas Howard, etc.

"M.I.L.F." award for hottest female actress with children. nominees would include: Kate Hudson, Kate Winslet, Catherine Zeta-Jones, etc.

I can come up with stuff like this all day, let me know if you ever need a new columnist.




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Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: July 21 2005 at 6:43am

Actually, we DO have a New Category in mind for 2005: Most Tiresome Tabloid Target or Twosome, contenders for which already include Tom & Katie, Brad & Angelina, Paris & Her Mom, Paris & Paris, Lindsay Lohan, and cetera, and cetera...

Feel free to suggest Other Worthy Choices...



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Posted By: #1-Movie-Fan!
Date Posted: July 22 2005 at 3:38pm
Can you PLEEZ add Britney and Kevin to yer list. Maybe they didn't make a movie in 2005, but boy am I (and everyone I know) sick-and-tired of seeing their ugly mugs all over everyplace!!!


Posted By: StinkersRule
Date Posted: July 23 2005 at 6:46am
   Man oh MAN, WTF is your PROBLEM with Angelina, anyway ? And don't tell me you "feel sorry" for Jennifer Aniston ...also, who would you "pair" with Lindsay, anyway, if you're including her in this "category" ?


Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: July 23 2005 at 8:44pm

Originally posted by StinkersRule

   Man oh MAN, WTF is your PROBLEM with Angelina, anyway ? And don't tell me you "feel sorry" for Jennifer Aniston ...also, who would you "pair" with Lindsay, anyway, if you're including her in this "category" ?
How about her ridiculous bleach blonde dye-job? Lindsey what were you thinking? You were a unique (and smokin' hot) looking redhead. Now you look like every single other blonde who has appeared in the history of cinema.

Oh yeah, and lay off the crystal meth, you're losing too much weight. Especially in the chest area.



Posted By: Hypno Toad
Date Posted: July 30 2005 at 1:20pm
Originally posted by deadguy76

Originally posted by StinkersRule

   Man oh MAN, WTF is your PROBLEM with Angelina, anyway ? And don't tell me you "feel sorry" for Jennifer Aniston ...also, who would you "pair" with Lindsay, anyway, if you're including her in this "category" ?
How about her ridiculous bleach blonde dye-job? Lindsey what were you thinking? You were a unique (and smokin' hot) looking redhead. Now you look like every single other blonde who has appeared in the history of cinema.

Oh yeah, and lay off the crystal meth, you're losing too much weight. Especially in the chest area.

I'm not even going to touch the issue of Lindsay's weight loss (makes me sad). But I believe that the reason she dyed her hair blond is because she's starring as Meryl Streep's daughter in Robert Altman's A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION.



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Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: July 31 2005 at 10:12am
Yeah but she didn't even try to make it look natural. She looks like a 2nd rate supporting member of Baywatch.


Posted By: Sanndman228715
Date Posted: July 31 2005 at 12:03pm

I always thought " Best performance in a bad movie" would be good. I nominate Michael Chiklis in FANTASTIC FOUR...

 



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Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: August 08 2005 at 7:55am

Dear Stinkers Rule: The title for the new category we were discussing is Most Tiresome Tabloid Target OR Twosome, meaning you don't have to be paired with anyone to qualify. And since Lindsay Lohan, all by her own, lonesome, anorexic self has generated WAY Too Much Ink this year, she makes the (preliminary) list...

BTW: My favorite "twosome" for this category is now Tom Cruise and...Scientology!!!



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Posted By: #1-Movie-Fan!
Date Posted: August 12 2005 at 7:06am

Like I already posted ELSEWHERE on this Forum, here's my feedback for 2005:

Technically, isn't EVERYTHING released so far in 2005 a remake, sequel or outright RIP-OFF of something else?? Maybe this year, you should SKIP Worst Picture and list TEN nominees for WORST REMAKE OR SEQUEL instead!!



Posted By: #1-Film Freak!!
Date Posted: August 12 2005 at 8:06am
Yo, #1-Movie-Fan -- I saw elsewhere on this Forum that you wanted to know why Worst Horror Film (for which there's at least 12 or more possible nominees EVERY year!) isn't already a Razzie category...I GOTTA AGREE!!!

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Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: August 12 2005 at 7:51pm
Originally posted by Sanndman228715

I always thought " Best performance in a bad movie" would be good. I nominate Michael Chiklis in FANTASTIC FOUR...

 

How about a special "Good Actor/Actress, Lousy Movie" category? So far I'd like to nominate Naomi Watts for THE RING 2 and my future wife: Rachel Wiesz for CONSTANTINE.

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Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: August 19 2005 at 2:55am

Actually, Best Performance in a BAD Movie sounds like something Those Other Gize (The Oscars®) should maybe deal with. Saying a movie sucked but a performance didn't seems ALIEN to the whole concept of The RAZZIES®...

BUT FEEL FREE TO KEEP TRYING TO PERSUADE ME



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Posted By: Frigidus
Date Posted: September 02 2005 at 10:45am

I have a good idea: Worst Dialogue Line in a Movie. I know Screenplay kinda covers this, but we really could use an example of how bad it is. Or, better yet, maybe we should start compiling lists of the Worst like the AFI does.



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Posted By: Frigidus
Date Posted: September 02 2005 at 10:57am

Originally posted by #1-Film Freak!!

Yo, #1-Movie-Fan -- I saw elsewhere on this Forum that you wanted to know why Worst Horror Film (for which there's at least 12 or more possible nominees EVERY year!) isn't already a Razzie category...I GOTTA AGREE!!!

I would have to call this a moot point, because if you browse the horror section over at Blockbuster, you'll find, at the very least, 12 Razzie winners. Horror movies are doomed to B-ish quality anyway, which is, actually, where they get their charm. (Note: Some people consider SILENCE OF THE LAMBS an Oscar-winning horror movie (quite oxymoronic, really) when it is more of a suspense/thriller).



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Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: September 02 2005 at 6:48pm
Originally posted by Frigidus

I have a good idea: worst line in a movie. I know Screenplay kinda covers this, but we really could use an example of how bad it is. Or, better yet, maybe we should start compiling lists of the Worst like the AFI does.

I'll nominate Keanu Reeves' line: "I'm John Constantine, a$$hole."

If I were a demon I would have laughed histerically and responded, "No you're not -- You're TED!!"



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Posted By: Sanndman228715
Date Posted: September 03 2005 at 5:18am
We should give a Retro Razzie Award to: "I'm erect, why aren't you erect?" from SHOWGIRLS.

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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: September 27 2005 at 5:30pm
How about a national telecast of The Razzies on network TV? I don't think UPN has anything on that would be greatly missed...

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Posted By: Frigidus
Date Posted: September 28 2005 at 12:44pm
Maybe if we pitched that to IFC, they might actually consider it...

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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: October 15 2005 at 3:28pm
Perhaps a "Should Have Gone Straight To BETA" Award for worst DVD release...

Hell...it could even be done for movies already active...


Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: October 15 2005 at 6:57pm
I heard BETA is still used in third-world countries. A perfect place for crappy movies.

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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: October 19 2005 at 1:09pm
There could be a worst design award...for those outfits and sets that looked like they came out of a Salvation Army store...

Perhaps call it the Uwe Boll Memorial Award...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: October 20 2005 at 8:43am
How about a Career Underachievement Award...just to razz Sylvester Stallone's (or some other worthy actor) career???


Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: October 20 2005 at 7:11pm

I like the idea of Joe Eszterhas Worst Screenplay award and Worst Reckless Disregard for Human Life and Public Property. For the latter catergory I'd nominate:

THE ISLAND

WAR OF THE WORLDS

MR. AND MRS. SMITH

BATMAN BEGINS

I'll leave the last one open since the year's not over yet and we still have KING KONG, among others, to see...



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"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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Posted By: Bookworm
Date Posted: January 09 2006 at 4:26pm
Can we get an award for worst Casting Director?  Some of the people the Casting Directors think are 'perfect' for their roles prove that they must still be doing massive drugs in Hollywood...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: January 19 2006 at 8:35am
Or worst casting couch where it seems too many of these actresses are graduating to the big screen...


Posted By: chan_beat
Date Posted: January 22 2006 at 9:06pm

I don't really like the idea of Tabloid Scandal Award (or whatever) because it is not really an achievement in a Movie. Just stick to the movies!

Bring back Original Song is good idea!

And what about a Worst Costume Design Award, for the movies that allowed actresses to show the most skin to sell tickets. Dukes of Hazzard, Mr and Mrs Smith, etc....



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Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: January 25 2006 at 9:11am
Maybe for 2006, we should start Worst Animated Feature, we won't be able to do that for the 2005 Razzies, but maybe for 2006. So far, HOODWINKED is the first 2006 Animated Film released in theaters, and it's not getting good reviews fron critic's, so HOODWINKED is our first option for Worst Animated Feature. The Oscars are having only three animated film to get Oscar nominations, so, the Razzies will have to do the same.

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Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: January 26 2006 at 11:55am
Well, I think HOODWINKED is our first option for Worst Original Song, there's some more coming out later on in the year, CURIOUS GEORGE (Universal, February 10), DOOGAL (Weinstein Company, February 24), ICE AGE 2 (20th Century Fox, March 31), THE WILD (Disney, April 14), OVER THE HEDGE (DreamWorks, May 19), CARS (Disney/Pixar, June 9), FLUSHED AWAY (DreamWorks, November 3), and HAPPY FEET (Warner, November 17). So far, 9 animated films will be released this year, only 3, I think, will end up being Razzie contenders for Worst Animated Feature.

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Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: January 26 2006 at 6:39pm

Here's a poster of the first Animated Film of 2006, most likely a Razzie contender for Worst Animated Feature, HOODWINKED.



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Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: January 27 2006 at 11:53am
Hate to break this tooya, "sportsartist24," but HOODWINKED was technically a 2005 release -- It played a one week "awards qualifying" engagement in LA starting December 16 of last year (here's a http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=hoodwinked.htm - B.O. MoJo LINK to check its grosses & release date). Since we follow Academy rules on such things, HOODWINKED qualified for this year's 26th Annual RAZZIES, and is not eligible for next year's 27th...

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Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: January 29 2006 at 2:18pm
well, alright, but you'll also have to qualify VALIANT and one more animated film released in 2005, perhapes CHICKEN LITTLE or MADAGASCAR.

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Posted By: BrassKnuckle
Date Posted: February 03 2006 at 7:12am
I've got some ideas for categories.

Worst Use of Special Effects: Pretty much any scene in Son of the Mask

Most Awkward Pace: The Brothers Grimm. How many times can they use the same moving tree scene?

Worst Breakthrough Performance: I would say Skandar Keynes for Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, but unfortunately he sucked in Ferrari two years earlier.

Creepiest "Innocent" Scene: Lucy meets Mr Tumnus in Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe.

Most Blatant Plothole: Yoda and dozens of Jedi being able to sense fear but not being able to sense a massive conspiracy involving thousands of stormtroopers and one corrupt senator in Star Wars: Episode III.

Worst Plot Device or Cliche: Kirsten Prout being The Chosen One in Elektra

Worst Use of the Wilhelm Scream: Cop getting thrown out of the car in Sin City


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: February 11 2006 at 5:57pm
STALL OF SHAME AWARD
This will be a retro award for those movies deserving of the RAZZIE...

WHO KNOWS??? Films like THE HORN BLOWS AT MIDNIGHT...BONZO GOES TO COLLEGE...PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE could have their honor as being the first ones included...


Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: February 11 2006 at 10:10pm
I know Eegah is in the Razzie guide. Yeah they should have an honorary retroactive award for others.

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Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: February 12 2006 at 1:52pm
well, there's no possibility to nominate CURIOUS GEORGE for Worst Animated Feature. So, we'll have to wait to find one that will be.

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Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: February 25 2006 at 2:46pm
Well, it looks like DOOGAL will be most likely the first 2006 animated film that will get a Worst Animated Feature nomination. It's not getting any good reviews.

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Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: October 14 2006 at 9:57pm
Bill Maher's show new DVD New Rules offers a suggestion most Razzie members could agree with: Every year when they hand out Oscars, they should also take one back!! I think we should start with...Kevin Costner!  

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"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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http://www.myspace.com/deadguy76


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 03 2006 at 8:37am
George Lucas should give them ALL back for those last three steamers...

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Posted By: loor.vic
Date Posted: November 04 2006 at 4:28pm

Worst Lifetime Achievement Award: First Recipient Sylvester Stallone

Worst Quote or Phrase

Worst Visual Effects

Worst Costume Design & Worst Art Direction

Worst Score.



Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 26 2006 at 5:31pm
How about worst all-time Christmas movie???

Of course among the nominations would be...

Santa Claus (1959)
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)***
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)
Santa With Muscles (1996)
Santa Clause 2 (2002)
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)


***My vote...hands down...but SC3 could win on a coin flip...

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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 26 2006 at 5:33pm



I do believe the first recipient of the award was Ronald Reagan...

Response from Head RAZZberry: The Award is called Worst Career Achievement, and was indeed first given to "Retired Movie Star Ronald Reagan" at our third annual ceremonies. Here's a http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1223&PN=1 - LINK to check out other Worst Career recipients / dis-honorees...

Originally posted by loor.vic

Worst Lifetime Achievement Award: First Recipient Sylvester Stallone

Worst Quote or Phrase

Worst Visual Effects

Worst Costume Design & Worst Art Direction

Worst Score.



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Posted By: Berrynoia
Date Posted: November 27 2006 at 4:59am

I support the idea of a Worst Animated Film.  BTW, all animated films except Howl's Moving Castle were CGI, weren't they?

The other suggestion is to split Worst Remake or Sequel into 2 separate categories.  There are so many remakes and sequels, including especially bad ones, that deserve Razzie attention.

Response from Head RAZZberry: Actually, we were already thinking of splitting off Sequel and Remake into their own "Worst" categories this year for the berry reason you mention: Seems like every other movie in 2006 was either a sequel, a remake or a blatant rip-off of something done before (and done beeter)... 



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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 27 2006 at 3:32pm
How about a Worst Career Achievement Award for Jack Benny???

Sure there were a few gems ("To Be Or Not To Be" "George Washington Slept Here" and "Charley's Aunt") there were bombs (such as "The Horn Blows At Midnight") that are more than worthy for the award to be given to him...posthumously of course...

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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 27 2006 at 3:38pm


I know Sylvester Stallone is one deserving of the award...but there are others... Madonna...Jack Benny...Ed Wood...that may be slightly overlooked...at least this year... 

Originally posted by Razzilla

I do believe the first recipient of the award was Ronald Reagan...


 

Response from Head RAZZberry: The Award is called Worst Career Achievement, and was indeed first given to "Retired Movie Star Ronald Reagan" at our third annual ceremonies. Here's a http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1223&PN=1 - <FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" color=#ff0000 size=3>LINK to check out other Worst Career recipients / dis-honorees...




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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: November 30 2006 at 9:35pm

I would be inclined to lobby to keep Jack Benny's name off any Razzie list. His limited appearances in motion pictures is a mixed bag, but as a career body of work as an entertainer, the man casts a very long shadow. Ditto his best friend, George Burns. There are few, if any contemporary entertainers in their league.

I would toss in as a side note that one of the very memorable evenings I've ever spent at a live performance was the late Frank Gorshin's one man show, Say Goodnight Gracie. Gorshin could do Burns dead on, and the program noted that he would arrive at the show about 10 minutes before curtain, pat on a little pancake makeup and don the inevitable black glasses, and walk out on stage as George Burns. It was an incredible show.

I have one of those wonderful pictures taken at the old Movieland Wax Museum in Buena Park with me next to the great wax likeness of George Burns. Alas, that museum shuddered its doors about a year ago and has taken it's place in history alongside the dodo bird, polite civil discourse and entertainment giants like Burns and Benny.



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Posted By: jb razz
Date Posted: December 30 2006 at 11:37am

Even though the other bad movie award, The Stinkers, are inferior to us, they have several original categories I think that we should use. They include:

Most Painfully Unfunny Comedy (bad comedies are my pet peeve)

Worst Fake Accent (I hate bad fake accents)

 



Posted By: wetbandit82
Date Posted: January 10 2007 at 5:48pm

Worst Family-Unfriendly Film, I 'd like to recommend as a pseudo-permanent category, since there's not go to be any shortage of them in the next decade or so.  This can be delineated from worst Animated Film. 

 

Also to keep it in the too-vague-for-them-to-retaliate zone Worst Hollywood Bureaucrat, to be given away anonymously to the person holding VP, COO, or similar titles at the studio where the majority of the bad films we get to look over come from.  His or here name need not even be brought up for privacy, and we'll still be striking terror at the heart of the industry



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Posted By: Queen_of_Toad
Date Posted: February 23 2007 at 10:14am
Originally posted by deadguy76

I had been considering having my own awards show and sending a copy to the Razzies. This was going to have all new catergories not featured anywhere else, and they were going to be incredibly funny and bitingly sarcastic. Here are some of the catergories:

"That's true art" award for best nude scene.

"Fire your agent" award for biggest waste of talent.

"Eat some food award" for most anorexic actress.

"Nepotism" award for... well, nepotism. some nominees would include Sophia Coppola, Ashley Judd, Bryce Dallas Howard, etc.

"M.I.L.F." award for hottest female actress with children. nominees would include: Kate Hudson, Kate Winslet, Catherine Zeta-Jones, etc.

I can come up with stuff like this all day, let me know if you ever need a new columnist.

You know what? I love this. I would go with ALL your suggestions.



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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 21 2007 at 6:31pm
How about the Crapalcade Of Music Award for all-time worst movie songs???

Of course the song I'd LOVE to see win the first award would have to be one that did more damage to the Titanic than the iceburg... I believe it's called My Stomach Churns On...or something to that matter...

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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 21 2007 at 6:42pm
I'd still say keep The Horn Blows At Midnight open for a retro award though...

With me...it's mostly tongue in cheek about Jack's name getting pn the award...


Originally posted by saturnwatcher

I would be inclined to lobby to keep Jack Benny's name off any Razzie list. His limited appearances in motion pictures is a mixed bag, but as a career body of work as an entertainer, the man casts a very long shadow. Ditto his best friend, George Burns. There are few, if any contemporary entertainers in their league.




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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 21 2007 at 6:54pm
Originally posted by deadguy76

I had been considering having my own awards show and sending a copy to the Razzies. This was going to have all new catergories not featured anywhere else, and they were going to be incredibly funny and bitingly sarcastic. Here are some of the catergories:


"That's true art" award for best nude scene.


Let's see...ANY redhead of the female persuasion can get this one hands down...   

"Fire your agent" award for biggest waste of talent.


Hayden Christensen...Tim Allen...

"Nepotism" award for... well, nepotism. some nominees would include Sophia Coppola, Ashley Judd, Bryce Dallas Howard, etc.


And of the George Lucas clan cameos...

I can come up with stuff like this all day, let me know if you ever need a new columnist.

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Posted By: sweetsounds
Date Posted: March 22 2007 at 1:50am
How about « Worst Botox Job », for the actress who has become the least able to show expression using the upper part of her face. 

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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: March 22 2007 at 9:46am

Originally posted by sweetsounds

How about « Worst Botox Job », for the actress who has become the least able to show expression using the upper part of her face. 

Why limit that to just actresses? Surely Kenny Rogers deserves SOMETHING for that hatchet job he did on his face.



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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 24 2007 at 11:20am
Let's see...where does this put michael jackson???

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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 24 2007 at 11:21am
Originally posted by Razzilla

Let's see...where does this put Michael Jackson???


No comment...

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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 24 2007 at 11:27am
How about the "Shave My head And Walk Me Backwards" Award for worst haircut???

[Place Britney Spears joke here]

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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: March 24 2007 at 4:30pm

Originally posted by Razzilla

Let's see...where does this put michael jackson???

That occured to me as well, however I figured we were probably limiting eligibility to the human race.



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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 29 2007 at 8:52am
How about Ed Wood for a Career Underachievement Award...or TIM ALLEN???

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Posted By: Budgieboy
Date Posted: March 29 2007 at 9:05pm
Most Overplayed Song In Bad Movies

Worst Parody in a Movie (Epic Movie's a certain for this)

The Award for a movie that is way too long and gets really boring after a while so it deserves an award with a very long award name.

Worst Cameo

Worst Advertisment in a Movie


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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 31 2007 at 2:46pm
How about the "...AND THE BIKE YOU RODE IN AWARD" for worst use of a motorcycle in film??? Perhaps it could be shortened to the BLACK WIDOWS MEMORIAL TROPHY...but still use the same premise...

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Posted By: Berrynoia
Date Posted: May 04 2007 at 7:30am

Seeing how crix are responding to Spiderman 3, I am thinking about the category of Disappointment of the Year.  This award goes to tke kinds of movies with a lot of hype but a load of crap or some other kind of failure.

Spiderman 3.  A heavily hyped movie after the first 2 did great with crix and box office #s.  Now critics are regarding this as a chick flick and a poor attempt to cluster 3 stories together.

Grindhouse.  Top 250 IMDB, Certified Fresh at RT, a ton of positive hype, yet people still won't watch it!

Shrek 3 and PoTC:AWE.  If they follow the same path as Spidey 3.

Transformers.  Live action and July 4th release.



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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: May 06 2007 at 2:55am

Spidey 3 is unquestionably a mess. You know a film is in serious trouble in Spiderman's most impressive save in the whole film came at the very end, when he prevented Kirsten Dunst from belting out a second song.



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Posted By: Sanndman228715
Date Posted: May 07 2007 at 8:15am
None of the villains were as good as Willem Dafoe's Goblin, or Alfred Molina's Doc Ock. Spider-man cried like a little girl more than a hero should. Mary Jane was as annoying as ever, yeah, this was easily the worst of the trilogy. 


Posted By: JTBadMJ
Date Posted: July 17 2007 at 3:51pm
Michael Jackson It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
'cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time
'cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight
Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
They're open wide
This is the end of your life
They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see
That this is thriller, thriller night
'cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of Hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the Thriller


Posted By: MJ Narcy
Date Posted: July 18 2007 at 11:10am
I have an idea for a new category.  How about handing out the GOLDEN COOKIE CUTTER RAZZIE AWARD?  This would be a special award given out to the most unoriginal movie that is NOT a remake or sequel, but might as well be.  In other words, a studio takes another movie's plot and slaps its own title on it.  Remember, Disney's the Wild was a cheap knock off of Madagascar.


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: October 04 2007 at 9:55pm
Another career achievement award nominee...

How about Victor Mature???

(the quote comes from Wikipedia)

Mature was under no illusions about his acting prowess and was more modest about it than he perhaps deserved. Once, after being rejected for membership in a country club because he was an actor, he cracked, "I'm not an actor—and I've got 67 films to prove it!"

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Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: October 21 2007 at 4:55pm

I say we should have a "MILF Award" for hot moms. Especially since Naomi Watts and Jaime Pressly are new mothers. 

Response from Head RAZZberry: As offensive as the term "MILF" may be to many, the overall intent of such an award would arguably be flattery -- Something the have never been (and never will be) into... 

 



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Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: October 22 2007 at 12:16pm

It could've been worse; they could've had the Chameleon in SPIDER-MAN 3. His power is great (the ability to copy any person's features), but he's a total dumb-ass. In his first crime, he tried to steal a two-part missile defense plan. He disguised himslef as Spider-Man to do it (NOTE: At this point Spider-Man was hated). He, also arranged for Spidey and the cops to be there, and guess what happened? Also, he was defeated by both Mary Jane and Aunt May. That, and he tried to pull a Larry Craig on Spidey. 

Originally posted by saturnwatcher

Spidey 3 is unquestionably a mess. You know a film is in serious trouble in Spiderman's most impressive save in the whole film came at the very end, when he prevented Kirsten Dunst from belting out a second song.



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Posted By: Queen_of_Toad
Date Posted: December 09 2007 at 1:42am

Oh, yes, HeadRAZZ, I am here with you and you have me for that. In fact that is a strong contender this year. Along with the worst film idea to push $cientology down Germany's throat by playing a "local hero". Just a sidenote, that Germany moved over to ban the yachtclub. I mean, how about a Razzie for the worst PR-move? 

Originally posted by HeadRAZZBerry

BTW: My favorite "twosome" for this category is now Tom Cruise and...Scientology!!!



I must say that I find the idea of the most aneroxic actress in a movie very appealing ( I even have a winner: Notalent Porkman). I like that. On the counterpart one would need something like the worst body-builder in a movie.

For all NitBrit lovers I have a special suggestion: How about the Mother-Of-The-Year-Razzie?






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Posted By: Queen_of_Toad
Date Posted: December 09 2007 at 5:05pm
I have some new categories here, too. Now, another Razzie for worst PR and worst off-screen couple would be Tommy Gurl and Shill Smith.

How about a Razzie for the worst nose job or the worst collagen lips or fake boobs? Or something like a category like "worst plastic surgery of the year, the Miss Michael Razzie?

I have another, very morbid idea that could indeed be considered tasteless: Now, one of these three
- Amy Winehouse
- Hohan
- NitBrit
deserves an award for self-destruction.
I mean, since NitBrit is the mother of the year, she can't be a winner. But Amy Winehouse who seems talented could do with one.
As for Hohan? Well, I guess her mother deserves the "White Oprah" of the year Razzie...


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Posted By: Mrs. Magnatech
Date Posted: December 09 2007 at 8:46pm

How about one for Worst Oscar-Bait or Worst "Prestige" Film to dishonor those films that were made solely to win awards, and failed spectacularly?

 

And I agree with whomever mentioned a Worst Accent award...that would be a good one! Hollywood stars are so bad at accents.



Posted By: Mrs. Magnatech
Date Posted: December 10 2007 at 4:56pm
Oh, and I think we need to bring back "Worst New Star." It seems like every week some no-talent himbo or bimbo is crowned the "next big thing"


Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: December 11 2007 at 12:58pm
My suggestion would be "Worst 'I'm Still Alive' Appearance of the Year." This would go to the actor or actress who's career has been on ice for decades, but some casting director out of sentiment or the need to find an old person who will work cheap, decides to cast them in a movie. The overwhelming reaction from the audience is, "Wow, he/she is still alive?"

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Posted By: moat
Date Posted: January 10 2008 at 5:16pm

I would love it if the Razzies would add a category for overrated films. As much fun as it can be to rip on obviously trashy features, I personally find it much more satisfying when undeserving films that are held in high regard get knocked off of their pedestals. I'm talking about movies like Babel, which get Best Picture nominations because of their subject matter and self-importance. These types admittedly aren't the "worst" films of the year, but it's refreshing to see them called out for what they are. A category like this could have been used to handle films such as Natural Born Killers (a film HeadRazz has expressed distate for himself on these forums) while still awarding the very worst in cinema. 

Originally posted by Mrs. Magnatech

How about one for Worst Oscar-Bait or Worst "Prestige" Film to dishonor those films that were made solely to win awards, and failed spectacularly?





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Posted By: PopcornAvenger
Date Posted: March 08 2010 at 7:16am
Well, the Academy expanded their awards, why not us?
 
Might take a look at seperating sequels from remakes & ripoffs & TV adaptations?


Posted By: BurnHollywoodBurn
Date Posted: March 08 2010 at 6:48pm
I'll suggest this category one last time, and then drop the subject: How about replacing Worst Screen Couple with Worst Ensemble Cast? It just covers more ground when the entire cast of a movie f***s up on an epic scale...  

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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: March 08 2010 at 7:44pm
The only suggestion I would make is that I really think the Razzies are going to have to add a category for animated films. There were enough qualifying films made this year to nominate 5 films for an Oscar, where in years past there were usually only 3 nominees. More and more of them are being made, and it naturally follows that a lot of them are going to be bad. We do discuss some of the worthy efforts here, but when nomination time rolls around, they usually get swamped by films that are more widely seen.  

RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: Problem is, there are almost never enough really RAZZIE® worthy contenders for Worst Animated Film to have any genuine competition or suspense as to what the nominees and/or "winners" might be. Sure, there may be 5 possible choices in any given year, but to make any category interesting, there really ought to be 10 or more possible contenders...


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