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HOP on Slop...

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Category: INFO on POSSIBLE 2011 RAZZIE® CONTENDERS
Forum Name: Official RAZZIE Take on HOP
Forum Discription: Basically, It's Slop, Aimed at Slow Children and Even Dimmer Adults...
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=4930
Printed Date: August 01 2014 at 5:37pm


Topic: HOP on Slop...
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: HOP on Slop...
Date Posted: March 30 2011 at 11:03am
HERE's the http://www.razzies.com/forum/topic4931_post40338.html - to HOP on the BAND-WAGON and POST YER OWN COMMENTS on HOP... 

THE ONE AUDIENCE WHOSE INTELLIGENCE MODERN HOLLYWOOD FILM-MAKERS INSULT MORE FREQUENTLY THAN THEY DO TEEN-AGERS IZ KIDS 12 and UNDER. FOR WHATEVER REASON, EVEN THOUGH MANY a MOVIE-MAKER IS RAISING KIDz of THEIR OWN, the POWERS THAT BE in HOLLYWOOD (LIKE THAT MUCH-HATED AUNT in CHRISTMAS STORY WHO GIVES RALPHIE http://www.offdutygamers.com/wp-content/uploads/gal_ralph_bunny_suit.jpg - ) TINSEL TOWN EXECS SEEM to THINK EVERY KID in AMERICA IS PERPETUALLY 5 YEARS OLD -- EVEN THO TODAY's FIVE-YEAR-OLDS ARE MORE COMPUTER and MEDIA SAVVY THAN MOST 50-YEAR-OLDS.  

HOW ELSE CAN YOU EXPLAIN SUCH TREACLE-LADEN TRIPE AS http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum-discussion-addl-info-on-hop_forum505.html - -- A FILM SO DESPERATE to SEEM HIP THAT IT MAKES the EASTER BUNNY a WANNA-BE ROCK STAR...THEN COMPOUNDS THIS OBVIOUS BIT of FLOP-SWEAT DESPERATION by CASTING http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1258970/ - as the VOICE of "E.B." 

AND IF YOU, TOO, WERE SUSPECTING THAT THIS IS LITTLE MORE THAN YET ANOTHER KNOCK-OFF of THOSE HIDEOUS/INSIDIOUS ALVIN & THE CHIP-FUNKS MOVIES (THE 3rd ONE of WHICH IS COMING DOWN the POOP SHOOT SHORTLY) YOU WON'T BE SURPRISED to HEAR THAT HOP WAS HELMED by http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0384722/ - as the ORIGINAL ALVIN MOVIE and the EGREGIOUS ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455499/awards - ) SECOND GARFIELD FLICK.  

THE SADDEST PART ABOUT ALL THIS IS THAT, with MANY MODERN ADULTS LESS SAVVY THAN THEIR OFF-SPRING, MILLIONS of INNOCENT CHILDREN WILL BE DUMPED at MULTI-PLEXES by LAZY PARENTS and SUBJECTED to THIS PANDERING PILE of RABBIT POOP BETWEEN NOW and EASTER SUNDAY. IN FACT, IF HOP DOESN'T MAKE $100-MILLION-PLUS, WE'LL BE HOPPILLY SURPRISED. 

AGAIN, HERE's the http://www.razzies.com/forum/topic4931_post40338.html - TO EXPRESS YOUR THOUGHTS on HOP... 





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awful ALVIN movies...and we're even RAZZIE® Ready 
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