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Our Take on ZOOKEEPER...

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Forum Name: Official RAZZIE® Take on ZOOKEEPER
Forum Discription: Featuring a Menagerie of RAZZIE® Repeat Offenders!
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5167
Printed Date: July 29 2014 at 1:59am


Topic: Our Take on ZOOKEEPER...
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: Our Take on ZOOKEEPER...
Date Posted: July 01 2011 at 9:58am
SO WHY DOES THIS MOVIE REMIND ME of the DARWIN AWARD WINNER WHO GAVE the ELEPHANT an ENEMA, THEN STOOD BEHIND HIM to SWEEP OUT HIS ENCLOSURE?!?!?  

http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum-discussion-addl-info-on-zookeeper_forum537.html - FEATURES a GAG-INDUCING GAGGLE of RAZZIE® REPEAT OFFENDERS CAST as the VOICES of ZOO ANIMALS (STALLONE, SANDLER, CHER, and MORE) and TOP-LINES the NEVER-YET-FUNNY http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0416673/awards - ® http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0416673/awards - as the TITLE CHARACTER. ITz PLOT TRIES to COMBINE ELEMENTS of DIZZ-KNEE TALKING ANIMAL CARTOONS with SAPPY ROMANTIC COMEDIES, and POSITS THAT the ANIMALS in the TITLE CHARACTER's CARE CONSPIRE to INSPIRE JAMES to PURSUE a ROMANCE with PRETTY ROSARIO DAWSON (the ONLY CAST MEMBER HERE WHO MAY ESCAPE UNSCATHED). BUT WHAT the FILM's SIX CREDITED SCREENWRITERS(!) HAVE COME UP WITH IS...a STEAMING PILE o' MONKEY POO. 

WHY ANYONE WOULD PAY to HAVE THOSE FECES FLUNG in THEIR FACES for an HOUR-and-a-HALF IS BEYOND ME.  

IF YOU, TOO, FIND THIS FILM "BEYOND the PAIL*" HERE's the http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum-discussion-addl-info-on-zookeeper_forum537.html - to JOIN OUR DISCUSSION of IT. 

HAPPY POO-FLINGING, EVERYONE!!  


* INTENTIONAL MIS-SPELLING to ACHIEVE a (HOPED FOR) COMIC EFFECT...





JAMES: "I don't think we've met -- Which of our six 
screenwriters are you?!?"  




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Ye Olde Head RAZZberry



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