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Ye Olde Head RAZZberry's Rant...

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Forum Name: Official RAZZIE® Take on SMURFS 3-D
Forum Discription: Here's Where 2 Find Ye Olde Head RAZZberry's Rant/Slant on This Film
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5223
Printed Date: September 01 2014 at 2:11pm


Topic: Ye Olde Head RAZZberry's Rant...
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: Ye Olde Head RAZZberry's Rant...
Date Posted: July 25 2011 at 9:10am
WHEN IT COMES to OBNOXIOUS "KID FRIENDLY" CARTOONS from the 1970s, ONLY http://cdn.babble.com/famecrawler/files/2010/12/care-bears.jpg.gif -  CAN COMPETE with SMURFS for the TITLE of BERRY MOST OBNOXIOUS. A SPECIES of TINY BLUE CREATURES SO CUTE THEY MAKE the http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wizard-of-oz-munchkins.jpg - LOOK LIKE SOMETHING from a SAW MOVIE, http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum-discussion-addl-info-on-smurfs-3d_forum546.html -  GOT the FULL-ON, BIG SCREEN, 3-D TREATMENT BECAUSE...SOMEONE THOUGHT THEY COULD MAKE BIG BUX DOING IT. 

WE SINCERELY HOPED WHOEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE a MONEY-MAKER WOULD BE WRONG, and/or THAT THEY WILL BURN in HOLLYWOOD HELL for INFLICTING SOMETHING THIS NOXIOUS on the PAYING PUBLIC. THE BLAME for SMURFS REACHING THEATRE SCREENS CAN BE SQUARELY PLACED at the FEET of the TWO INEXPLICABLY SUCCESSFUL http://www.boxofficemojo.com/franchises/chart/?id=alvinseries.htm - (BOTH of WHICH WERE LISTED in VARIOUS PLACES on PREVIOUS RAZZIE® NOMINATING BALLOTS): THEIR SUCCESS HAS UNLEASHED a TORRENT of MEDIOCRE 1960s and 1970s KIDDIE CARTOON SERIES BEING ADAPTED to the BIG SCREEN (WITH the AFORE-MENTIONED CARE BEARS ALSO on THEIR WAY to BEING REVIVED).  

AND, LIKE the TRANNIES MOVIES and OTHER CURRENT FRANCHISES, SMURFS HAVE ENDLESS "SYNERGISTIC" OPPORTUNITIES AS WELL -- TOYS, CLOTHING, TCHOCHKIES and CETERA. 

HERE's HOPING THAT, LIKE the TIE-INS for MANY A FAILED FILM, ALL THAT http://bluebuddies.com/gallery/Smurf_Toys/jpg/Baseball_Smurf_Figure.jpg - WINDS UP in the TWO-for-99 BINS at 99 CENTS ONLY. 

WANNA GIVE the LITTLE BLUE DEARIES a SWIFT, WELL-PLACED KICK (and a BAD CASE of BLUE BALLS) YERSELF??  

HERE's the http://www.razzies.com/forum/members-discussion-of-smurfs-3d_topic5222.html - to DO SO...  



WHAT's NEXT -- AN ENTIRE MOVIE BASED on THOSE 
HIDEOUS 1960s TROLL DOLLS??  

OH, OH -- SHOULDN'TA SAID THAT...  





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Ye Olde Head RAZZberry



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