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Duz Ye Olde Head RAZZberry Think This One's FISHY?

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Category: INFO on POSSIBLE 2011 RAZZIE® CONTENDERS
Forum Name: Official RAZZIE Take on SHARK NIGHT 3-D
Forum Discription: Think of It as JAWS...with Implants!
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5342
Printed Date: November 28 2014 at 11:43am


Topic: Duz Ye Olde Head RAZZberry Think This One's FISHY?
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: Duz Ye Olde Head RAZZberry Think This One's FISHY?
Date Posted: September 01 2011 at 11:34am
IN a YEAR WHEN EVERYONE and THEIR COUSIN JEFFREY IS COMPLAINING ABOUT LACK of ORIGINAL CONTENT, and ALMOST EVERYONE IS OUTRAGED by THOSE RIP-OFF 3-D GLASSES CHARGES, HERE COMES a MOVIE with NOT ONE ORIGINAL THOUGHT in ITS SEX-BLOOD-and-VIOLENCE-OBSESSED, POINTY LITTLE HEAD: http://www.razzies.com/forum/member-forum-addl-info-on-shark-night-3d_forum558.html -

WHEN the CAMPAIGN for a MOVIE RELIES LARGELY on ENDLESSLY SHOWING a CLOSE-UP of a VOLUPTUOUS WOMAN's BUTT ( http://www.viewsbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/shark-night-3d-movie-stills.jpg - ) and the OVERALL QUALITY of the FILM MAKES IT LOOK LIKE THEY SPENT a SINGLE NIGHT SHOOTING at the " http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/03/22/00/slideshow_1002230120_Comic_Con_-_Shark_Night_3D.jpg - " at UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FLORIDA, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT in for SHAKESPEARE.  ADD in THAT THIS IS FROM http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0254786/ - and TWO PREVIOUS FINAL DESTINATION MOVIES, and YOU'VE GOT a PERFECT FORUMULA for SCHLOCK. SO MAYBE EVERYONE WHO PAYS GOOD MONEY to SEE THIS IS GETTING WHAT THEY DESERVE.  

SO NOW IT'S UP to US to DECIDE IF SOMETHING THIS BRAINLESS, POINTLESS and EXPLOITATIVE... EVEN DESERVES OUR ATTENTION WHEN IT COMES TIME to CHOOSE OUR http://razzies.com/join.asp - http://razzies.com/join.asp - ® http://razzies.com/join.asp -

PERSONALLY, WE'LL WAIT to SEE IT DVD -- WHICH, with SOMETHING THIS CHEEZ-BAG, IS LIKELY to BE OUT IN TIME for HALLOWEEN.  

TO THROW IN YOUR TWO CENTS (and/or SINK YOUR TEETH INTO OUR DISCUSSION) http://www.razzies.com/forum/member-forum-addl-info-on-shark-night-3d_forum558.html - .




DOOMED TEEN #7: "OMG...The critics are gonna 
eat us alive!"  




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Ye Olde Head RAZZberry



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