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Ye Olde Head RAZZ's Rap on ABDUCTION...

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Category: INFO on POSSIBLE 2011 RAZZIE® CONTENDERS
Forum Name: 2011 FORUMS, ALPHABETICALLY by TITLE: Our Take on ABDUCTION
Forum Discription: What's WRONG with This Phrase: Taylor Lautner, Movie Star!
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5403
Printed Date: July 30 2014 at 6:43pm


Topic: Ye Olde Head RAZZ's Rap on ABDUCTION...
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: Ye Olde Head RAZZ's Rap on ABDUCTION...
Date Posted: September 19 2011 at 9:39am
IF THERE WERE SUCH a THING as a "MALE PIN-UP" (and WHO AM I TO SAY THERE ISN'T?) THAT WOULD BE a PERFECT DESCRIPTION of http://www.razzies.com/history/2010-worst-actor.asp - http://www.razzies.com/history/2010-worst-actor.asp - http://www.razzies.com/history/2010-worst-actor.asp - -- an ALMOST TALENT-FREE YOUNG MAN WHO HAPPENS to LOOK GOOD WITH HIS SHIRT OFF, ESPECIALLY in POSTERS INTENDED for the BEDROOM WALLS of 13-YEAR-OLD GIRLS. 

BUT MERELY BEING GOOD-LOOKING IS NOT ENOUGH REASON to BE GIVEN a STARRING ROLE in a MOTION PICTURE -- EVEN SO FORMULAIC and PREDICTABLE a MOVE AS http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum-discussion-addl-info-on-abduction_forum565.html -  (WHICH MAY HAVE BEEN CONCOCTED SPECIFICALLY to SHOWCASE LAUTNER's SUPPOSED "TALENTS"). APPARENTLY an HONORS GRADUATE of the "TABULA RASA" SCHOOL of ACTING, LAUTNER FREQUENTLY HAS a LOOK on HIS FACE LIKE HE's THINKING MORE ABOUT REMEMBERING to HIT HIS MARKS THAN TRYING to REMEMBER (LET ALONE CONVINCINGLY DELIVER) HIS DIALOGUE LINES. TO CALL LAUTNER "INADEQUATE" AS an ACTOR IS an ALMOST COMICAL UNDERSTATEMENT. 

CONTINUING THIS YEAR's TREND of REPUTABLE ACTORS TAKING MINOR ROLES in LESS-THAN-REPUTABLE FILMS, LAUTNER IS JOINED HERE by SPIDER MAN 2's "DOC OC," http://www.ernieputto.de/filmstuff5/spider-man2/spider-man2_16.jpg - and, OF ALL PEOPLE, http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/awards - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/awards - ® http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000244/awards - (!). THE ONE POSSIBLE SAVING GRACE WAS THAT the WHOLE THING WAS HELMED by the CAPABLE (BUT RECENTLY UNDER-EMPLOYED) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005436/awards -  -- WHO SADLY FAILS to DELIVER HERE, and MAY BE UP for WORST DIRECTOR.  

CLEARLY "ONE of OURS" RATHER THAN SOMETHING of INTEREST to ANY of THOSE "BEST" AWARDz SHOWS, THIS IS ONE SO-CALLED "THRILLER" THAT SHOULD THRILL NO ONE --INCLUDING THOSE SCREAMING 13-YEAR-OLD GIRLS for WHOM IT WAS SO OBVIOUSLY MADE...

IF YOU WANNA JOIN OUR FORUM DISCUSSION of THIS FILM, HERE's the
http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum-discussion-addl-info-on-abduction_forum565.html - to DO SO...  



LAUTNER: "But, Mister Director, sir -- I'm confused! 
Why am I wearing a t-shirt promoting a Johnny Depp 
franchise instead of appearing shirtless like my contract
stipulates I do in every movie I make??"  




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Ye Olde Head RAZZberry



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