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OVER the COURSE of the 31 YEARS WE'D DIS-HONORED WORST ACHIEVEMENTS in FILM PRIOR to OUR 32nd ANNUAL NOMINATIONS ANNOUNCEMENTS, http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Adam+Sandler&btnG=Search+Razzies.com&domains=razzies.com&sitesearch=razzies.com - HAD http://www.imdb.com/event/ev0000558/2000 - WORST ACTOR ONCE , and BEEN a CONTENDER for 11 OTHER "ACHIEVEMENTS." WITH http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum-discussion-addl-info-on-jack-jill_forum579.html - ,WHICH IS TRULY WRETCHED, SANDLER, WHO's ALSO BEEN NOMINATED as a SCREENWRITER/PRODUCER for http://www.razzies.com/forum/discussion-addl-info-on-bucky-larson_forum560.html - , and as the LEAD ACTOR, CO-WRITER and a PRODUCER of http://www.razzies.com/forum/discussion-addl-info-on-just-go-with-it_forum491.html - ) HAS DOUBLED HIS CAREER RAZZIE® TOTAL THIS YEAR ALONE!
PLAYING a PAIR of PUERILE, FOUL-MOUTHED TWINS, HE COULD ALSO SET a NEW RAZZIE® RECORD BY BECOMING the FIRST "ACTOR" EVER to WIN BOTH OUR MALE and FEMALE LEAD PERFORMANCE AWARDS.
SINCE HIS MOVIES ALMOST ALWAZE SUCK, and CONSISTENTLY CONVEY a LACK of ORIGINAL IDEAS or ANY HINT of TRUE COMIC GENIUS, IT MAY BE a WASTE of TIME to TRY and SELECT SANDLER's BERRY WORST MOVIE EVER....BUT JACK & JILL IS SURELY CONTENDER for THAT DIS-STINK-TION! IN ADDITION to SANDLER's "DUAL ROLE," JACK & JILL CO-STARS ANOTHER PAIR of RAZZIE® REPEAT OFFENDERS: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005017/ - as SANDLER's WIFE...and REPUTABLE-ACTOR-TURNED-BUFFOON-for-HIRE http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Al+Pacino&btnG=Search+Razzies.com&domains=razzies.com&sitesearch=razzies.com - , UTTERLY EMBARRASSING HIMSELF as SOMEONE DENSE ENOUGH to BE ENAMORED of the "FEMALE" SANDLER CHARACTER. IN the FILM, PACINO PLAYS SOMEONE WHO's NAMED...AL PACINO!
IF THIS STEAMING PILE of OFAL ACTUALLY HAD TURNED a PROFIT, IT MIGHT HAVE SUGGESTED AMERICA WAS DUMB ENOUGH to ELECT a DORK LIKE MITT ROMNEY for PRESIDENT. WHEN IT BOMBED, WE WERE ALL PLEASANTLY SURPRISED... and NOW LOOK FORWARD to SANDLER POSSIBLY SWEEPING FIVE of OUR SIX TOP CATEGORIES -- ALL BY HIMSELF!
IF YOU YOURSELF WOULD LIKE to SMACK BOTH SANDLER (and HIS "FEMALE TWIN") in the FACE for MAKING THIS KINDA CRAP, GET IN LINE -- THEN, http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum-discussion-addl-info-on-jack-jill_forum579.html - ...
"MALE" SANDLER: "They told me there's one candle for every crappy movie I've ever made!"
"FEMALE" SANDLER: "They're short at least TEN CANDLES!"
------------- Ye Olde Head RAZZberry
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