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Head RAZZ Takes a BITE Out of TWILIGHT SBD #1

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Category: INFO on POSSIBLE 2011 RAZZIE® CONTENDERS
Forum Name: Official RAZZIE Take on TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING WIND, PART 1
Forum Discription: Can't Wait 2 C That Vampire Baby...or Will It Be a WEREWOLF CUB?!?!?
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5548
Printed Date: October 23 2014 at 4:57am


Topic: Head RAZZ Takes a BITE Out of TWILIGHT SBD #1
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: Head RAZZ Takes a BITE Out of TWILIGHT SBD #1
Date Posted: November 14 2011 at 9:08am
AMONG THEM, http://www.razzies.com/forum/links-to-previous-twilight-film-discussions_topic5547.html - http://www.razzies.com/forum/links-to-previous-twilight-film-discussions_topic5547.html - GARNERED a BERRY LUCKY http://www.razzies.com/history/31stNoms.asp - http://www.razzies.com/history/31stNoms.asp - http://www.razzies.com/history/31stNoms.asp - . BUT http://www.razzies.com/forum/discussion-addl-info-on-twilight-sbd-part-1_forum581.html -  HAS the POTENTIAL to POSSIBLY DOUBLE the SERIES' NUMBER of "WORST in FILM" NODS. 

THE TEASER ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIpeBi6SG4A - ) with a LEGGY, STILLETO-HEELED MESSENGER DELIVERING WEDDING INVITES and SEVERAL LONG-ESTABLISHED CHARACTERS REACTING to the "HAPPY NEWS" WAS a TOTAL HOOT -- IF THESE CHARACTERS' NOSTRILS FLARED AS MUCH in the MOVIE AS THEY DID in THAT TEASER, THEY MIGHT'VE TAKE FLIGHT!   

...AND the FILM ITSELF DOES THAT TEASER SEVERAL BETTER: WE NOT ONLY GET to WITNESS http://www.toprelease.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/The-Twilight-Saga-Breaking-Dawn-Part-1-Photos-Gallery-1.jpg -  WE ALSO GET to EXPERIENCE:
 
STUMBLE-BUMPKIN STELLA's PREGNANCY (SEE FOTO BELOW)... 

http://www.squarehippies.com/images/actors/taylor_lautner/taylor_lautner1.jpg -  OVER (RE) ACTING... 

http://www.toprelease.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Robert-Pattison-on-The-Twilight-Saga-Breaking-Dawn-Part-1-Photos-Gallery-4.jpg - 's OVER-PROTECTIVENESS of HIS BORING-as-HELL BRIDE... 

AND, (ALMOST) the BIRTH of the MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIE SPAWN SINCE http://www.theladydchronicles.com/storage/rosemary.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1319678943874 -

WHAT's NOT for a http://razzies.com/join.asp - http://razzies.com/join.asp - ® http://razzies.com/join.asp - to LOVE??  

TO EXPRESS YOUR FONDNESS for ALL THINGS TWILIGHT (SARCATICALLY or OTHERWISE) http://www.razzies.com/forum/discussion-addl-info-on-twilight-sbd-part-1_forum581.html - and... START GNAWING AWAY!



STEWART: "Listen, Miguel, you've gotta tell all your 
Forum pals to STOP CALLING and making all those 
horrible 'pregnant with RAZZIE® possibilities' puns!"  




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Ye Olde Head RAZZberry



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