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http://www.razzies.com/forum/discussion-addl-info-on-joyful-noise_forum596.html - CADGES ELEMENTS from SO MANY PREVIOUS MOVIES and TV SHOWS, YOU ALMOST SUSPECT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN WRITTEN and DIRECTED by VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN.
HERE's a LIST of JUST a FEW of the FILMS THAT "INSPIRED" THIS ONE:
THE SASSY COUNTRY SINGER http://newsblaze.com/pix/2012/0108/pix/Joyful-Noise-.jpg - PLAYS was "INSPIRED" by...EVERY MOVIE PARTON HAS EVER MADE (INCLUDING, UNFORTUNATELY, http://www.ivid.it/fotogallery/imagesearch/images/nick_lo_scatenato_sylvester_stallone_bob_clark_005_jpg_xqav.jpg - )...
THE SASSY BLACK WOMAN with the ACID TONGUE was "INSPIRED" by...ALMOST EVERY MOVIE http://0.tqn.com/d/movies/1/0/w/X/Y/joyful-noise-queen-latifah2.jpg - HAS EVER MADE...
THE CHURCH CHOIR THAT CAN'T QUITE GET ITs ACT TOGETHER was "INSPIRED" by http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/16/article-1220716-01EC01CE00000578-903_468x314.jpg - ...
THE MAKE-or-BREAK CHOIR COMPETITION was "INSPIRED" by... http://pauseliveaction.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/glee-sectionals1.jpg - ... http://365thingstodoinirvine.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/american-idol-group.jpg - ... and JUST ABOUT http://www.classicflix.com/images/busbyberkeley2.JPG - of the LAST 75 YEARS...
AND the ROMANCE BETWEEN TWO INSIPIDLY SINCERE "TEENS" was "INSPIRED" by... http://images3.cinema.de/imedia/5236/2405236,CAy56Rwu1NrBC7b01Hj51sy_bKkE2K8SKJaTxFPaHy4ukgr0i6X53wH4ohwA3gAOZmSGjIltu8m8+putdBgbSg==.jpg - (!).
WHILE the FILM ITSELF MAY BE INNOCUOUS (and WILL LIKELY BE REMEMBERED by NO ONE -- INCLUDING ITS STARS -- by YEAR's END) the IDEA THAT HOLLYWOOD THINKS AUDIENCES ARE STUPID ENOUGH to PAY MODERN MOVIE TICKET PRICES to SEE SOMETHING WITHOUT a SINGLE FRAME of ORIGINAL THOUGHT IN IT SHOULD NEITHER BE FORGOTTEN nor FORGIVEN.
IF YOU'D LIKE to JOIN the MOURNFUL CHORUS SLAMMING JOYFUL NOISE, HERE's the http://www.razzies.com/forum/discussion-addl-info-on-joyful-noise_forum596.html - to JOIN OUR ALREADY-in-PROGRESS FORUM DISCUSSION...
DOLLY: "And what do you mean I look like The Bride of Skeletor smuggling two cantaloupes in my sweater??"
------------- Ye Olde Head RAZZberry
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