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GIVEN THAT NONE of the PREVIOUS EDITIONS in THIS FRANCHISE HAVE BEEN BEHEMOTH HITS ( http://www.boxofficemojo.com/franchises/chart/?id=underworld.htm - ) WE ARE UNCLEAR WHY THIS SERIES CONTINUES COUGHING UP SEQUELS YEAR AFTER YEAR.
MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING to DO with the 'UNDEAD' NATURE of SOME of ITS CHARACTERS??
A 2001 WORST SCREEN COUPLE NOMINEE for PEARL HARBOR ( http://www.imdb.com/event/ev0000558/2002 - ), KATE BECKINSALE KEEPS BOUNCING IN-and-OUT of THESE FILMS LIKE SOME KIND of DOTTY AUNT WHO SIMPLY SHOWS UP WHENEVER SHE FEELS LIKE IT, INVITED or NOT...
THE PLOT LINES ARE CONFUSING and INCONSISTENT...
AND the BASIC MATERIAL HARDLY JUSTIFIED a SECOND FILM, LET ALONE a http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1496025/movieconnections - !
SO, WHATEVER the REASON THEY KEEP MAKING THESE, WE THINK IT's TIME to SAY: ENOUGH ALREADY!
TO JOIN the GROUSING CHORUS GRIPING ABOUT http://www.razzies.com/forum/member-discussion-addl-info-on-underwearworld-awakening_forum598.html - and HOLLYWOOD's TENDENCY to SEQUEL-IZE US to DEATH, http://www.razzies.com/forum/member-discussiOn-of-underworld-awakening_topic5707.html - ...
BECKINSALE: "I'm warning you -- One more step and I'll have no choice but to... scan your UPC Code!"
------------- Ye Olde Head RAZZberry
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