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Topic: Possible 2013 Contenders Preview
Posted By: oiram
Subject: Possible 2013 Contenders Preview
Date Posted: August 28 2012 at 7:23am
I figured since we are more than halfway through the year now, I thought I would post a list of what I consider possible Razzie contenders for next year. There's no guarantee that they all will be released in 2013, and even then, some of them may end up like LOL (and yes, I'm still not over that). However, I feel that it is better to show what the possible films are as of now, so you can keep them in the back of your mind: "Maybe that's a good -- or should I say BAD -- contender." 

If you think I missed one, tell me and I may add it. If you think something should be taken out, you need to tell me why, and it has to be a very good reason in order to covince me that it does not deserve Razzie consideration. 

Enough babbling...Here's my list: - After Earth (Wow Will Smith. What made you think working with Shyamalan is a good idea? How much was that check?) - All You Need Is Kill - Anchorman: The Legend Continues - Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie - August: Osage County - Battle of the Damned - Battle of the Year: the Dream Team  (Co-starring that POS Chris Brown) - Beautiful Creatures  (With Jeremy Irons) - Breacher - Broken City - The Bronx Bull - Bullet to the Head - The Canyons  (Lindsay Lohan Comeback Attempt Number 1) - Carrie - A Case of You - CBGB - Child of God - Chronicles of Riddick Sequel - The Conjuring - Dance of the Mirlitons - Dead Man Down - Diablo Cody Project (Lamb of God) - Disconnect - The Drummer  (It may not be that bad, but maybe it will) - Dust and Glory - Elmore Leonard - Empire State - The End of the World - Ender’s Game - Enemies Closer - Everly - Evil Dead - Face Blind - Famous - Fast Six - Feed the Dog - Fighting Back - 47 Ronin - 42 - Getaway - G.I. Joe: Retaliation - A Good Day to Die Hard - Gotti: In the Shadow of My Father - The Grand Seduction - The Great Gatsby - The Great Wall - Grown Ups 2 (Fun fact: Rob Schneider is not returning) - The Hangover Part III - Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters - The Heat - Hell & Back - The Hive - Homefront - The Host  (With Jeremy Irons son, Max Irons) - The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (For SchumacherH8r, whom wishes it could be one) - The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence) - Hummingbird - I, Frankenstein - Identity Theft - InAPPropriate Comedy  (Lindsay Lohan Comeback Attempt Number 2) - The Incredible Burt Wonderstone - Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story - Insidious 2 - The Internship - The Invitation - Jack Ryan - Jack the Giant Killer - Jeepers Creeps 3: Cathedral - Jobs - - Kane & Lynch - Kick-Ass 2: Balls to the Wall - Killing Season - Knockout - The Last Stand - Last Vegas - The Lone Ranger - Lone Survivor - Lovesick - Machete Kills - Machete Kills Again... In Space! - Mad Max: Fury Road - Maggie - Malavita - Man of Steel - Man of Tai Chi - Marble City - Tyler Perry's The Marriage Counselor (Which has an acting appearance by Razzie nominee KIM KARDASHIAN) - Married and Cheating - Miss You Already - Mission: Blacklist - The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones - Mortal Kombat - A Most Wanted Man - Motel - Motor City - Movie 43 - Mr. and Mrs. Jones (This is, in fact, related to Mr. and Mrs. Smith) - The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman - The Novice - Now You See Me - Oblivion - Odd Thomas - One Chance (Katy Perry's first live action feature film) - Oz: The Great and Powerful - Pain and Gain - Paranoia - Parker - Passion - Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters - Phineas and Ferb - Plush - Police Academy - Postman Pat: The Movie - You Know You’re the One - Promised Land - RED 2 - The Reluctant Fundamentalist - Repeater - R.I.P.D. - Road to Paloma - Robocop - Romeo & Juliet - The Rover - The Rut - Safe Haven - Scary Movie 5  (Lindsay Lohan Comeback Attempt Number 3) - The Secret Life of Walter Mitty - 7500 - The Seventh Son - Sexy Evil Genius - Sin City: A Dame to Kill For - Smart Ass - The Smurfs 2 - Snitch - Space Warriors - The Starving Games  (Another Friedberg and Seltzer film, oh joyThumbs Down) - Suspiria - Tarzan - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D - 3 Geezers!  (Guess what? This is directed by a Schumacher) - 300: Battle of Artemisia - Three Mississippi  (Starring Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler, because EVERYONE wanted to see those two team up, - right? ) - 13 Reasons Why - Thunder Run - Timeless - Tokarev - The Tomb - Tomb of the Dragon - Tomb Raider - Townies - The Trials of Cate McCall - Triple Nine - 2 Guns - U.F.O. - Vampire Academy - Very Good Girls - Warm Bodies - Welcome to the Jungle - We’re the Millers - White House Down - Wild Side - Winter’s Tale - The Wolverine - World War Z - You Are Here - Zulu
Also, consider this a bonus:
Worst Picture: After Earth
Worst Actor: Adam Sandler/Grown Ups 2 and Three Mississippi
Worst Actress: If all those movies are released, it would be Lindsay Lohan/The Canyons, InAPPropriate Comedy, and Scary Movie 5. If not, Jessica Alba/Machete Kills and Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
Worst Supporting Actor: Taylor Lautner/Grown Ups 2
Worst Supporting Actress: Kim Kardashian/Tyler Perry's The Marriage Counselor
Worst Screen Couple: Will and Jaden Smith/After Earth
Worst Screen Ensemble: The Entire Cast of Grown Ups 2

Worst Prequel or Sequel: Grown Ups 2

Worst Remake or Rip-off: Evil Dead

Worst Director: M. Night Shyamalan/After Earth
Worst Screenplay: After Earth

Please finally nominate Robert De Niro for Worst Actor.

Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: August 28 2012 at 7:51am
RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: While the degree of effort put into the above posting/list is admirable, I feel compelled to say I see this as the berry definition of "jumping the gun." 

Oiram's choices do seem, for the most part, to have at least some logic to them (although the sheer number of titles listed suggests at least some of them are unlikely to be eventual contenders) but I think we'd be better off focusing on the four months of 2012 releases as yet unseen, rather than concerning ourselves in August of this year with what might be nominated in January of 2014. 

In other words, thanks for the effort and enthusiasm, however way-too-far-in-advance it may be... 

Ye Olde Head RAZZberry

Posted By: oiram
Date Posted: August 28 2012 at 7:58am
...I just felt like it needed to be done.

Please finally nominate Robert De Niro for Worst Actor.

Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: August 28 2012 at 2:31pm
Why are the sequels to Kick-Ass and Sin City on there? I can see why The Man Of Steel and Anchorman 2 (two movies I myself am looking forward to a lot) -- but those two?

I'm the Goddamn Batman.-All-Star Batman And Robin #2
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Posted By: jesse685
Date Posted: August 29 2012 at 1:11am
Originally posted by oiram - Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
I don't care whether the Nerd gets nominated or not, either way, I'm defending it whether you like it or not.

"If you can't make it good, make it 3D!" Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
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Posted By: oiram
Date Posted: August 29 2012 at 4:11am
To SchumacherH8ter: Don't you remember that you said Matthew Vaughn is not working on the film and it is instead helmed by that guy who did Nerver Back Down, not to mention that Mark Millar has a little more control over the script? I thought those might be warning signs for Kick-Ass 2. As for Sin City 2, considering that the last film Frank Miller made was The Spirit, and the last film Robert Rodriguez made was Spy Kids 4, I have this nagging feeling that they were lucky on the first one. Also remember, this is called POSSIBLE 2013 Contenders. There is a chance some of these are not even the least bit Razzie worthy.
I'm surprised you did not take notice that 3 Geezers is directed by a Schumacher
To jesse685: It is going to be a long shot, but even though I do like James, his movie may not appeal to the general audience, and trust me when I say Angry Video Game Nerd is not a household name. Again, even if I'm wrong, it is called POSSIBLE 2013 Contenders. Considering the fact that it is an indie film, it might miss the radar completely.

Please finally nominate Robert De Niro for Worst Actor.

Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: August 29 2012 at 10:45pm
On Kick-Ass 2: my least favorite part of the sequel comic (the gang rape scene) isn't going to be in the movie. This means the reports that Millar would have more control were incorrect.
On Sin City 2: You can't compare the children's films Rodriguez does with the adult films. The last adult film Rodriguez did was Machete which was pretty good aside from Alba and Lohan. As for Miller, Rodriguez reined him in for the first one, and the studio wouldn't give him full control after The Spirit.
On 3 Geezers: I can find no link between the Schumachers responsible for this (Michelle and Randle) and my white whale.

I'm the Goddamn Batman.-All-Star Batman And Robin #2
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