PARKER
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Category: DISCUSSION, INFO & CETERA 4 POSSIBLE 2013 RAZZIES®
Forum Name: MEMBER-STARTED FORUMS on 2013 TITLES
Forum Discription: Discussions of 2013 Movies Our Members Wanted to Be Sure We Didn't Over-Look...
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6076
Printed Date: June 19 2013 at 5:14am
Topic: PARKER
Posted By: travis112096
Subject: PARKER
Date Posted: January 24 2013 at 10:42pm
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JASON STATHAM IN THE SAME CRAPPY ACTION MOVIE, PLAYING THE SAME CRAPPY CHARACTER, AND HAVING MULTIPLE RAZZIE "WINNER" (AND PERENNIAL NOMINEE) JENNIFER LOPEZ STUCK ON SCREEN WITH HIM?? THIS IS A CRAP-FEST JUST WAITING TO HAPPEN...
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Posted By: jesse685
Date Posted: January 25 2013 at 2:12am
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Travis112096: Nice job! If anyone would like to add a comment to my Member-Started forum on Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (witch also opens today) here's that http://www.razzies.com/forum/hansel-gretel-razzie-hunters_topic6077.html - LINK ... ------------- "If you can't make it good, make it 3D!" Peter Travers, Rolling Stone F**k Yeah/WTF Were They Thinking Awards Results Live-Tweet @jesse685 |
Posted By: Vits
Date Posted: January 25 2013 at 9:07am
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The R.T. rating has gone up from 15 to 30%.
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Posted By: Vits
Date Posted: January 26 2013 at 12:07pm
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The consensus at R.T. reads "Jason Statham is game as usual, but this is a thoroughly generic and convoluted heist movie."
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Posted By: cvcjr13
Date Posted: January 26 2013 at 6:02pm
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What can we say about Parker? That it stars Jason Statham, who managed to escape Razzie noms starring in duds like http://www.razzies.com/forum/revolver_forum240.html - 2005's Revolver and http://www.razzies.com/forum/death-race-2008_forum302.html - the 2008 rebake of Death Race , not to mention squandering his talents in various Transporter sequels and rip-offs, all this despite starring in the brilliant Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch? That it also stars Jennifer Lopez, who not only has 9 Razzie noms, but also has 2 Razzie "wins," particularly for the egregious Gigli, and who has never starred in anything as good as LS&2SB or Snatch? That it is directed by Oscar-winning Taylor Hackford, who not only gave us Ray, but he also gave us http://www.razzies.com/forum/topic4459_post32901.html#32901 - the incredibly bad 2010 movie Love Ranch starring his Oscar-winning wife Helen Mirren? That it barely eked out over $2 million in box office receipts on its first Friday despite being shown in over 2,200 theaters? Perhaps we've said enough about this movie already? The audiences stayed away in droves http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=parker.htm - according to Box Office Mojo . However, the critics have merely shrugged their shoulders. Check out http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/parker_2012/ - the Tomatometer at Rotten Tomatoes and http://www.metacritic.com/movie/parker%20 - the Metascore at Metacritic. So, is this movie bad enough for a RAZZING?  JENNY: You'd better NOT have earned me yet ANOTHER RAZZIE! ------------- |