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Topic: If this movie was ...
Posted By: MJ Narcy
Subject: If this movie was ...
Date Posted: March 17 2006 at 12:46pm
Annapolis

If this movie was weather, it would be drizzle.


CHALLENGE:  Pick a movie and using it, fill in the blanks.
"If this movis was _______,  ________."

See if yours can be funny unlike the drizzle joke.




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Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: March 23 2006 at 9:50pm
If this Razzie movie was an action movie it would be called "Napoleon Blown-apart!"

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"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

- Joe Queenan

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Posted By: MJ Narcy
Date Posted: March 24 2006 at 9:11am
Larry the Cable Guy:  Health Inspector

If this movie was an alternative to food poisioning, I'd take the food poisioning.  Dead


Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: March 26 2006 at 10:25pm

Constantine

If this movie was a Japanese food it would be Tofu, it sounds nice but when you try it it's bland and tasteless.



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"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

- Joe Queenan

http://www.myspace.com/deadguy76


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 28 2006 at 6:26pm
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

If this movie was a toilet...it would be permanently clogged...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 28 2006 at 6:28pm
If Larry the Cable Guy and a certain Razzie winner joined forces...the movie would be called Health Inspector PART 6!!!


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 30 2006 at 4:52pm
Let me do better on this one

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

If this movie was a toilet...it would be backing up ALL the time...


Posted By: MJ Narcy
Date Posted: March 31 2006 at 9:29am
Originally posted by Razzilla

Let me do better on this one

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

If this movie was a toilet...it would be backing up ALL the time...


I'd just replace that toilet.  Dead


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 31 2006 at 10:11pm
I wouldn't see that movie again if I lost a bet...


Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: April 07 2006 at 9:37pm

Slither:

If this movie were a folk singer it would "Blob" Dylan



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"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

- Joe Queenan

http://www.myspace.com/deadguy76


Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: April 11 2006 at 5:07pm

XXX: State of the Union

If this movie were a british spy movie it's main character would be called James Bland



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"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

- Joe Queenan

http://www.myspace.com/deadguy76


Posted By: MJ Narcy
Date Posted: April 20 2006 at 6:50am

Disney's "The Wild"

If this movie was the movie you've seen this week, you could have bought "Madagascar" for half the price you dumbCensored!



Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: April 20 2006 at 4:31pm
Xanadu

If this movie was a singer...it would be WING...


Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: April 20 2006 at 10:23pm

You mean this Wing?



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"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

- Joe Queenan

http://www.myspace.com/deadguy76


Posted By: MJ Narcy
Date Posted: April 28 2006 at 1:25am
Disney's "Hercules"

If this movie is the actual story of Hercules, I'm the blinking king of England.  Ermm


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: May 01 2006 at 3:09am
Originally posted by deadguy76

You mean this Wing?




I think the real Wing sounds better...not by much mind you...


Posted By: lanternnchikk
Date Posted: May 10 2006 at 10:34am

If this movie was a drug cocktail, it would be a combination of
crack and ipecac.


If this movie was an American president, it would be George
W(anker) Bush.


If this movie was a consequence of drinking, it would be what
happened to Bon Scott and John "Bonzo" Bonham.

 



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Posted By: MJ Narcy
Date Posted: May 16 2006 at 2:31pm
The Notorious Bettie Page

If this movie was what I saw this weekend, I'll be tied up all weekend.  Big smile


Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: May 30 2006 at 3:40am

THE SHINING

If this was a kid's movie, would the sun would start shining brighter than usual?



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The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.


Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: June 06 2006 at 2:12am
If Sly and Madonna ever did a movie together, the movie would be called "Title Bout of the Award-Losing Champs"

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The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.


Posted By: MJ Narcy
Date Posted: July 13 2006 at 5:14pm
LITTLE MAN

If this movie was a diaper:  it would be full of Censored; it would need to be thrown away and replaced NOW. Dead

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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: August 31 2006 at 8:06pm
RHINESTONE

If this movie was a music lesson...it couldn't hit a right note with a Mack Truck...

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: MJ Narcy
Date Posted: September 01 2006 at 12:58am
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S FAMILY VACATION

If this movie reminds you of your last roadtrip, maybe you should stay home this year.  LOL


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: September 04 2006 at 5:39am
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION

If it were a present...I would prefer a fruitcake...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: September 15 2006 at 7:47pm
REPO MAN

If this movie were a car...it would be repossessed...and then sold asscrap metal later on...



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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: MJ Narcy
Date Posted: March 10 2007 at 6:31am
SWEPT AWAY

If this movie was on your floor, you'd sweep it up, throw it in the trash...and send it directly to the dump.


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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 15 2007 at 3:30pm
WILD HOGS

If this were served as a meal...there would be no antacid strong enough to get rid of the heartburn...

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 28 2007 at 2:22pm
TMNT

If this was served as a soup...I'd ask the waiter to take it back...

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: April 04 2007 at 9:53pm
WILD HOGS

If this movie was a tread...it would be recalled...

If this movie started a trend...bicycles would be the rage now...as it set motorcycles back more than 100 years...

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: MJ Narcy
Date Posted: April 04 2007 at 11:48pm
WILD HOGS

If this movie was the only ride I had to get to work, I'd walk, even if the office was 50 miles away.


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: May 04 2007 at 10:14pm
If GRINDHOUSE was a lawsuit...

It wouldn't have a leg to stand on...

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: MJ Narcy
Date Posted: May 06 2007 at 1:39pm
HOT FUZZ

If this movie reminds you of your neighborhood, you might want to move.



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