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Loi13 
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 Topic: Rate/Roast Hollywood "Hunks"Posted: July 21 2006 at 11:00pm |
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CALLING ALL GIRLS (and guys if you truly feel like it)! I saw the Rate/Roast Hollywood's "Sexy" women Forum, and thought there should be a board for girls' feedback. Thanks for seconding the motion, deadguy! |
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Posted: July 21 2006 at 11:05pm |
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I would say that Johnny Depp is definitely one. I saw this one program where they said he was the hottest celebrity. (He was in good company too, he beat out Jake Gyllenhaal, Heath Ledger and George Clooney.) His face is OK, but he has a body like a 10 year old boy. The only nice things about him are his hair and his acting ability. Face- 5/10 Body- 3/10 Response from Head RAZZberry: Depp is someone whose daring choices I usually admire, though his results have certainly been varied. I thoroughly enjoyed his takes on such strange characters as ED WOOD, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS and James M. Barrie in FINDING NEVERLAND. But I found his version of Willy Wonka bewildering, and in the second PIRATES, he seems, for the first time ever, to be doing something solely for the money |
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Posted: July 21 2006 at 11:08pm |
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Another one would be Orlando Bloom. He's not ugly...he's just really plain. Face- 4/10 Body- 5/10 Response from Head RAZZberry: As a guy, I find Bloom incredibly wimpy and uninteresting on the screen. I can't think of any movie I've seen him in where he came across as anything but an empty-headed male-model-type... |
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Posted: July 21 2006 at 11:08pm |
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If anybody wants to add somebody feel free to! |
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gertie the duck
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Posted: July 30 2006 at 11:29am |
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Finally! I have found this forum! Apologies for any grief I may have caused by posting in the wrong forum. It was completely unintentional... Depp--maybe not good-looking, but definitely interesting, as opposed to a lot of "pretty-boy" actors. He can also act(but I am not one of those people who believe EVERYTHING he touches is gold). Does anyone else think that Brad Pitt secretly wishes he was Depp? Bloom--Ermm...I have to confess I have yet to see him on the screen. I am aware of who he is and what he looks like/sounds like and I agree that looks-wise, he is INCREDIBLY overrated(another personality-lacking pretty-boy). Loi13: Heath Ledger???
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depp: ... i think he's hot, i like that he looks different in every movie, and that he is unique looking... not the typical abercrombie model look... face: 9/10 body: 5/10 bloom: okay looking... except that in LOTR, he looked gay gay gay face: 7/10 body: 8/10 can't rmmbr heath ledger too much...
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TOM CRUISE!! HE'S HIDEOUS! Too short (Katie Holmes is taller than him, and she's not an Amazon to start with)... bad haircut (very out of style, sort of like my little brother's)... squinty eyes... In Total: FACE: 2/10 BODY: 3/10 |
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Tom Cruise is only 5 foot 7", the same height as Woody Allen
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Let's see, I've been looking at the Rate/Roast Hollywood's "Sexy" Women forum, and I'm just going to put down the list of the guys that were accidentally put in that forum: Leonardo DiCaprio, George Clooney, Hayden Christensen, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Patrick Swayze, Ah-nuld Schwartzenegger (sorry, I can't seem to remember hot to spell his last name, since it's pretty long though), Christian Slater, Keith Urban, and Justin Timberlake. I guess we can talk about all those guys in this forum now. And while you guys are at it, I have a bunch more to add on here: Kevin Costner Whenever you guys are ready, then we can get started on these guys immediately. |
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The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.
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Posted: August 06 2006 at 10:26pm |
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Ashton Kutcher is waaay overrated. Mike Myers is considered a hunk? I'll have to pass on Tom Cruise. I think he's cute. (He's only an inch taller than me though. |
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Posted: August 06 2006 at 10:27pm |
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Thanx for the responses Head RAZZberry!
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"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."
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Ashton Kutcher is NOT overrated!!!! He should just not feature in the ratings AT ALL. I find him completely and utterly REPULSIVE. Whenever I find myself subjected to his face/voice, I just get this nauseous feeling in my gut. I guess other women feel the same too, and the people who keep employing him foolishly confused this with "butterflies in the stomach" and declared Mr Kutcher "highly marketable"... brrr... |
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Deadguy, I suspect you have been secretly peeping at *shudder* "women's" magazines! Personally, I also like 'em short, fat, cross-eyed (only partially a joke: I have noticed, to my own complete amazement, that I actually seem to find slightly cross-eyed or lazy-eyed people attractive!!!)and pale. I really don't mind, as long as they have a certain something ...and brains...and charisma. Oh...and expressive eyes never hurt. Some people, nowadays, seem to confuse charisma with being incredibly irritating (Jim Carrey/Ashton Kutcher) or with a gigantic ego and self-satisfied smile (Tom "punch me in the face" Cruise) or even with creepiness...
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Ashton Kutcher has a strange jawline, a really retarded expression, and his head's too small. Face: 4 Body: 6 Tom Cruise looks like a gargoyle. He has a creepy, strained grin and he's shorter than I am: Face: 3 Body: 2 Orlando Bloom looks like a woman. Maybe nice and "nonthreatening" for 12 year old girls to crush on, but I'm 27 and prefer men who look like men. Face: 4 Body: 4 Leonardio DiCaprio - same as Orli, except Leo looks like a little boy. His head is too round, it looks distorted. Face: 3 Body: 5 Brad Pitt: Overrated. I agree with the Ken doll comment. There's nothing really wrong with him, but nothing especially attractive about him either. Face: 6 Body: 6 Johnny Depp: He has a certain quirky sexiness about him, but he looks a bit too feminine. Face: 7 Body: 5
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Posted: August 14 2006 at 10:38pm |
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OK, you got me, only because as a film maker I'm trying understand women. Everytime I go on a date I ask women what they're attracted to in a man. I'm trying to get it straight from the horse's mouth.
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