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    Posted: August 15 2006 at 12:41am
Originally posted by deadguy76

Originally posted by gertie the duck


Originally posted by deadguy76

Yeah and as far as I know, women prefer
TALL, dark and handsome.


Deadguy, I suspect you have been secretely peeping at *shudder*
"women's" magazines!  


Ok you got me, only because as a film maker I'm trying understand
women.


So...have you learnt all about how "to keep a man", how you should "be
yourself, and not care about how you look( because otherwise you are
one of those foolish, image-obsessive women)", but how you can only do
that provided you look like a porn-star or a fifteen-year old stick insect?
have you learnt how to treat men like emotionally-retarded children and
condescend to them, whilst manipulating them into giving you things
because , for all your condescending, you should always assume THEY are
the ones who have the actual power?
GOD. I hate women's magazines(and "lads' mags"). They treat their
readers like children.
Anyway...
Women's mags...not a good place to start your researches!
Asking women: good idea, but still...i will keep mantaining that attraction
is completely subjective. Also...personality is always the key. ALWAYS.
Looks without personality don't look so good...
Now I'll shut up and stop preaching.
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Originally posted by gertie the duck

Anyway...
Women's mags...not a good place to start your researches!
Asking women: good idea, but still...i will keep mantaining that attraction is completely subjective.

One of the things I've noticed is that women seem to have different tastes in men. One woman will say "he's so hot" and I can ask another woman who'll say "eww gross". I was shocked that not all women liked Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt, but I was happy when a woman said something completely off the wall like they thought Kevin Spacey or Paul Giamatti was hot. To all women across the earth: Thank you for thinking for yourselves and giving a chance to the "ugly guy"

Here's a list of guy I want the "women's persective" on:

Matthew McConaughey, Mel Gibson, Kevin Costner, Sean Connery, Jake Gyllenhall, Chad Michael Murray.

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Dunno about "women's" perspective, but shall I give you MY take on these "hunks"?

McConaughey: plain, dull, probably wouldn't look at him twice if I saw him walking down the street. Looks like the everage Joe walking down the street, in fact. Only he's much duller.

Mel Gibson: I find him repulsive. Not quite "Tom Cruise-repulsive", but not far off either...

Costner: wimpy, whiney, uninteresting

Connery: I like him, but I am not really attracted to him. Also, the Bond association really puts me off him...

Gyllenhall: nice eyes, like his sister. Interesting... but still to much of a "pretty boy", for my liking. 

Chad Michael Murray:...?Am I being really ignorant?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote gertie the duck Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 16 2006 at 12:35pm

Originally posted by deadguy76

I was shocked that not all women liked Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt, but I was happy when a woman said something completely off the wall like they thought Kevin Spacey or Paul Giamatti was hot.

Hey...I kind of like Peter Lorre... 

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Oh yeah, his character in M is HOT!............ um.......heh.......just kidding? ( Just kidding)
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Matthew McConaghey and Jake Gyllenhaal are cute.  The rest are kinda weird looking.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote sportsartist24 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 16 2006 at 5:16pm

Uh, gertie, I'm not exactly sure if old guys like Sean Connery are considered "Hunks." True, old people are not attractive because of those wrinkles all over them, but they don't look like "Hunks" to me.

Originally posted by gertie the duck

Connery: I like him, but I am not really attracted to him. Also, the Bond association really puts me off him...

The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote gertie the duck Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 17 2006 at 11:43am

Sportsartist: I was merely replying to Deadguy's post. He asked for womens' opinions on various actors, including Sean Connery. Connery WAS, in fact, described as a "hunk", in his younger days(and still is often described as such nowadays!). I was not discussing people I  think are "hunks". I thought the point was to disscuss the ones that are defined as such by the media, but that we think are not...

I have to disagree with your wrinkles comment. Lots of people look more attractive as they age, in my opinion.

 

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Originally posted by Sanndman228715

Oh yeah, his character in M is HOT!............ um.......heh.......just kidding? ( Just kidding)

Erm...first of all, I NEVER called him "hot" (a term I would be very unlikely to use in the first place), but merely admitted to liking him(which I do!). Secondly, I didn't say I fancied his character in M. Although...(just kidding. Oh my god...I realize an awful and very un-PC pun could be made...).

Truth is...I am a sucker for a good actor.  Good acting is such a rare thing, these days...

Also...I was trying to provide a further example to illustrate Deadguy's "off the wall" comment...

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I was kidding, Gertie. If you like Peter Lorre, more power to you.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote sportsartist24 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 17 2006 at 1:32pm

well, then, gertie, my apologies, haven't seen any of the James Bond films with Sean Connery in them for quite a long time, but besides Sean Connery, what do you think of the other James Bond actors?

George Lazenby
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Pierce Brosnan
Daniel Craig

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As I have already mentioned, the James Bond connection may be making me negatively-biased towards these actors, as I cannot stand Bond as a character. I don't find any of the men you have listed particularly attractive(especially Roger Moore. Yuck!). They are all too..."Bondy". If I had to pick a Bond actor, at gunpoint, it would probably have to be Connery.
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I see, unfortunately, gertie, I actually ment if those men listed can be rated/roasted as "Hunks" if possible.
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Originally posted by gertie the duck

Sportsartist: I was merely replying to Deadguy's post. He asked for womens' opinions on various actors, including Sean Connery. Connery WAS, in fact, described as a "hunk", in his younger days(and still is often described as such nowadays!). 
Connery was list as one of People magazine's sexiest men alive in the 90's along with Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson. Oh I completely forgot Bruce Willis, ladies?
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Originally posted by sportsartist24

I see, unfortunately, gertie, I actually ment if those men listed can be rated/roasted as "Hunks" if possible.

That's what I meant. I do not find any of these men attractive. I was merely stating that the reason for my not doing so may be their Bond connection. However, trying to be subjective, I do not think they would appeal to me, even if they hadn't played Bond.

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote sportsartist24 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 21 2006 at 5:23am
Ok, let's try Martin Lawrence and while we're at it, let's do some more guys in there. How bout Eddie Murphy, Matt leBlanc, Ben Stiller, and the Wilson brothers, Luke and Owen?
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