Rate/Roast Hollywood "Hunks"

Originally posted by deadguy76 Originally posted by gertie the duck Originally posted by deadguy76 Yeah and as far as I know, women prefer TALL, dark and handsome. Deadguy, I suspect you have been secretely peeping at *shudder* "women's" magazines!   Ok you got me, only because as a film maker I'm trying understand women.

So...have you learnt all about how "to keep a man", how you should "be
yourself, and not care about how you look( because otherwise you are
one of those foolish, image-obsessive women)", but how you can only do
that provided you look like a porn-star or a fifteen-year old stick insect?
have you learnt how to treat men like emotionally-retarded children and
condescend to them, whilst manipulating them into giving you things
because , for all your condescending, you should always assume THEY are
the ones who have the actual power?
GOD. I hate women's magazines(and "lads' mags"). They treat their
readers like children.
Anyway...
Women's mags...not a good place to start your researches!
Asking women: good idea, but still...i will keep mantaining that attraction
is completely subjective. Also...personality is always the key. ALWAYS.
Looks without personality don't look so good...
Now I'll shut up and stop preaching.

Dunno about "women's" perspective, but shall I give you MY take on these "hunks"?

McConaughey: plain, dull, probably wouldn't look at him twice if I saw him walking down the street. Looks like the everage Joe walking down the street, in fact. Only he's much duller.

Mel Gibson: I find him repulsive. Not quite "Tom Cruise-repulsive", but not far off either...

Costner: wimpy, whiney, uninteresting

Connery: I like him, but I am not really attracted to him. Also, the Bond association really puts me off him...

Gyllenhall: nice eyes, like his sister. Interesting... but still to much of a "pretty boy", for my liking. 

Chad Michael Murray:...?Am I being really ignorant?

Oh yeah, his character in M is HOT!............ um.......heh.......just kidding? ( Just kidding)

Uh, gertie, I'm not exactly sure if old guys like Sean Connery are considered "Hunks." True, old people are not attractive because of those wrinkles all over them, but they don't look like "Hunks" to me.

Originally posted by gertie the duck Connery: I like him, but I am not really attracted to him. Also, the Bond association really puts me off him...

Originally posted by Sanndman228715 Oh yeah, his character in M is HOT!............ um.......heh.......just kidding? ( Just kidding)

Erm...first of all, I NEVER called him "hot" (a term I would be very unlikely to use in the first place), but merely admitted to liking him(which I do!). Secondly, I didn't say I fancied his character in M. Although...(just kidding. Oh my god...I realize an awful and very un-PC pun could be made...).

Truth is...I am a sucker for a good actor.  Good acting is such a rare thing, these days...

Also...I was trying to provide a further example to illustrate Deadguy's "off the wall" comment...

well, then, gertie, my apologies, haven't seen any of the James Bond films with Sean Connery in them for quite a long time, but besides Sean Connery, what do you think of the other James Bond actors?

George Lazenby
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Pierce Brosnan
Daniel Craig

I see, unfortunately, gertie, I actually ment if those men listed can be rated/roasted as "Hunks" if possible.

Originally posted by sportsartist24 I see, unfortunately, gertie, I actually ment if those men listed can be rated/roasted as "Hunks" if possible.

That's what I meant. I do not find any of these men attractive. I was merely stating that the reason for my not doing so may be their Bond connection. However, trying to be subjective, I do not think they would appeal to me, even if they hadn't played Bond.