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    Posted: February 07 2013 at 4:59pm
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Nicholas Sparks: What kind of crack have you been smoking that makes you think this is about a "true relationship"? I mean, you keep cranking out novels that are obviously only good for wiping our butts on, because they all have the same clichéd, awful characters (yet somehow you've managed to rope people into making movies out of them). 

In this one, up-and-coming Julianne Hough plays a woman who is being tracked for… some reason(?) who has to go to another state, and winds up hiding with some man (played by Josh Duhamel, who just recently humiliated himself along with others by being in Movie 43). Lasse Hallstrom, who did an earlier Nicholas Sparks movie (with little success -- Dear John), also directed this movie. 

Hopefully, this will be the last of these pieces of doo-doo that keep on getting cranked out... 

Maybe RAZZing this can help to stop them?!?

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The R.T. rating has started off at 25%.
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The RT has now fallen to 12%.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote oiram Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 14 2013 at 8:18am
SPOILER: There's a ghost in the movie, played by Cobie Smulders.... Wow -- way to make it even more stupid there, Sparky! 


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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 14 2013 at 7:18pm
The R.T. consensus reads "Schmaltzy, predictable, and melodramatic. It also suffers from a ludicrous plot twist toward the end, making for a particularly ignominious Nicholas Sparks adaptation."  


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Below is what I said in the general forum: 



Here's my recommendations for Razzie nominations: 

Worst Picture. It's totally predictable from the beginning. Even the "twist" is easy to figure out (so easy you might think M. Night Shyamalan wrote it!). 

Worst Actor: Josh Duhamel. His acting is very bland. All the times he is supposed to be emotional there is very little emotion, if any, shown. Josh Duhamel has the emotional range of a wall (maybe he is related to Kristen Stewart?). 

Worst Actress: Julianne Hough. Just like Duhamel her "acting" is bland and near-emotionless. 

Worst Director: Lasse Hallstrom. This director has not done anything to prevent the movie from being boring. Hallstrom has constructed a flick so tiresomely boring it could cure insomnia! 

Worst Screenplay: Leslie Bohem & Dana Stevens. They deserve a nomination for writing dull scene after dull scene, all featuring dull dialogue...   

Worst Screen Couple: Julianne Hough and Josh Duhamel. When their boring performances are combined, they make an unsatisfactory screen couple. 

Worst Screen Ensemble: The entire cast is uninteresting. 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Dun-Ida Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2013 at 6:41am
The Rotten Tomatoes rating has fallen to 13%. 
Directed by Michael Bay and M. Night Shyamalan comes...a movie guaranteed to win Razzies!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Dun-Ida Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 03 2013 at 6:46am
Whoops! My bad. I didn't know the rating fell to 12%. It's risen to 13%. 

Although I seriously doubt this is the beginning of a recovery. 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2013 at 8:10am
FilmXTRA's review:
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 27 2013 at 2:22pm
I just saw it.

For your consideration:
-Worst Actress for Julianne Hough.
-Worst Screenplay.
-Worst Picture (the movie was produced by Nicholas Sparks, so this is our chance to award him directly!).
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My comments (skip to 04:10):

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