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    Posted: October 20 2007 at 9:52am

Why is Hollywood is still allowing these crappy spoofs in the theater! And it gets worse next year, as more crappy spoofs are in the works, such as Date Movie 2 and Meet the Spartans (South Park and You-Tube already went through with those 300 spoofs). Both are being directed by Aaron "I suck" Selzter!

BTW, Hot Fuzz was a good movie (though I wished there were more action sequences). 


 

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On another site, I posted a list of Movies That Were PAINFUL. Click on the LINK to see my complete list...

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote moviewizguy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 20 2007 at 2:36pm
I can tell you 2 spoof movies (hopefully) to be released next year by the ZAZ team: Superhero! (pretty much self-explanatory) and Scary Movie 5 (surprise, surprise). I'm psyced for both!
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And I thought people loved Inland Empire...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Berrynoia Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 20 2007 at 4:54pm

There is one positive review now, but from the Boston Globe, not EW... 

Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

This just in: this piece of crap had a 0% at RottenTomatoes. Entertainment Weekly better not give this a positive review. They're the sole reason "Epic Movie" isn't in 0% score (or, as I like to call it, Sgt. Tomatoe's Zero Score Band).

 

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Some people loved Inland Empire, others (like me and my parents) HATED it! It's impossible to follow... 

Originally posted by moviewizguy

And I thought people loved Inland Empire...
                                                                                             

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Post Options Post Options   Quote moviewizguy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2007 at 7:50am
Oh, I was thinking Isle of Eliah (if thats' how you spell or name it)
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Post Options Post Options   Quote thomsonmg2000 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2007 at 8:31am
Originally posted by Berrynoia

There is one positive review now, but from the Boston Globe, not EW... 


The Cream of the Crop at RT nows says 17%, which makes it even higher than Epic Movie
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Post Options Post Options   Quote cvcjr13 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2007 at 9:46am

That's only because of Wesley Morris of the Boston Globe, the only movie critic, Cream of the Crop or otherwise, to give The Comebacks a positive review out of the fourteen movie critics who reviewed this movie so far.

Originally posted by thomsonmg2000

Originally posted by Berrynoia

There is one positive review now, but from the Boston Globe, not EW... 


The Cream of the Crop at RT nows says 17%, which makes it even higher than Epic Movie
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2007 at 10:21am

It's "In The Valley Of Elah". "Inland Empire" was directed by David Lynch, and I have no f*cking idea what it's about. If anyone has seen it, they will know what I mean.

Originally posted by moviewizguy

Oh, I was thinking Isle of Eliah (if thats' how you spell or name it)
                                                              

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Post Options Post Options   Quote moviewizguy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2007 at 2:38pm
I saw Hot Fuzz and it was funnier than Shaun of the Dead. I love it but the reason is not because it was funny, but because it was a great buddy action flick.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote thomsonmg2000 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 22 2007 at 11:51am
Wow, with all this talk about Hot Fuzz and David Lynch, this is starting to look like "The Reaping" thread.

To get back on topic, did anyone see this movie yet?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote jb razz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2007 at 8:28am

I was just about to post this same thought. The duo who made Date Movie and Epic Movie are at it again! I really want to go punch the person who keeps giving them funding.

Because the horrible Date Movie was almost totally ignored by the Razzies last year, I really hope that Epic Movie and The Comebacks dominate the Razzies this year (and 'Meet the Spartans' dominates next year). 

Originally posted by thomsonmg2000

Why is Hollywood is still allowing these crappy spoofs in the theater! And it gets worse next year, as more crappy spoofs are in the works, such as Date Movie 2 and Meet the Spartans (South Park and You-Tube already went through with those 300 spoofs). Both are being directed by Aaron "I suck" Selzter! 

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote moviewizguy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2007 at 11:37am
Epic Movie was funny so it can't be "dominant". I'm sure there is one other bad movie out there.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote cvcjr13 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2007 at 1:53pm

Epic Movie is still the worst movie I've seen this year.

Originally posted by moviewizguy

Epic Movie was funny so it can't be "dominant". I'm sure there is one other bad movie out there.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote moviewizguy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 24 2007 at 11:50am

Here's my list of ratings on all 2007 movies I've seen:

  1. Bridge to Terabithia: 10/10
  2. 300: 10/10
  3. Hairspray: 9/10
  4. Grindhouse: 9/10
  5. Live Free or Die Hard: 9/10
  6. The Bourne Ultimatum: 9/10
  7. Vacancy: 9/10
  8. Stardust: 9/10
  9. Hot Fuzz: 9/10
  10. The Simpsons Movie: 9/10
  11. Knocked Up: 8/10
  12. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 8/10
  13. Spider-Man 3: 8/10
  14. The Invasion: 8/10
  15. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: 8/10
  16. 1408: 8/10
  17. Halloween (2007): 8/10
  18. What Noise: The Light: 7/10
  19. Disturbia: 7/10
  20. Sunshine: 7/10
  21. Shoot ‘Em Up: 7/10
  22. 30 Days of Nights: 7/10
  23. The Messengers: 7/10
  24. Transformers: 7/10
  25. Epic Movie: 7/10
  26. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End: 7/10
  27. Georgia Rule: 6/10
  28. Shrek the Third: 6/10
  29. Happily N'ever After: 6/10
  30. The Reaping: 5/10
  31. The Hitcher: 3/10
  32. Norbit: 2/10

As you can see, I especially hated Norbit and The Hitcher... 

 

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