SCHLOCKY SIX: Duh Sly Guy’s Back!

It's a wonder he has time in between hits off the crack pipe and turning tricks as a male-prostitute.

In response to "movieman" above:

Conspiracy Theory #1: "JOE" is actually Paris Hilton, who returns to our Forum night-after-night to express her secret heartbreak at being a Razzie nominee instead of an Oscar nominee for her "brilliant work" in HOUSE OF WAX (You gotta admit, the mental level of those postings matches the intellectual level of most of Mizz Hilton's public musings)...

Conspiracy Theory #2: "JOE" is actually Sylvester Stallone, trying out kindergarten schoolyard taunts he's writing for Rocky Balboa's grandson to use in his script for ROCKY VI...

Conspiracy Theory #3: "JOE" is actually "Joe," a pitifully bitter dork with a life so empty that he returns to our Forum night-after-night to share his troglodyte thoughts with the world, for he dare not show his pimply, disfigured face by daylight -- "The Phantom of the Forum" if you will...

Here is a great idea for the new Rocky movie:

The return of JAMES BROWN

super highways coast to coast easy to get anywhere but the transcontinental overlaod just slide behind the wheel how does it feel when there's no destination that's too far and somewhere on the way you might find out who you are.

living in america eye to eye station to station living in america hand to hand across the nation living in america got to have a celebration

smoke stack fat pack many miles of railroad track all night radio keep on running through your rock and roll soul all night diners keep you awake yeah on black coffee and a hard roll you might have to walk the fine line you can take the hard line but everybodys working overtime.

living in america eye to eye station to station living in america hand to hand across the nation living in america got to have a celebration

you may not be looking for the promised land but you might find it anyway under one of those old familiar names like new orleans detroit city dallas pittsburgh PA new york city kansas city atlanta chicago and LA

living in america

ROCK MY SOUL

 

 

I like the picture of John Wilson they used for the interview with him.  His third chin looks especially good.

John Wilson returns with two of his fattest features yet!

FATOLITION MAN

The Future Defintely Isn't Big Enough For Him

and the classic

FATHANGER

Hold on...to his fat

Yo, "JOE" -- If your postings were even remotely funny, original or insightful, they might be considered cutting edge. But guess what: They're NONE of the above. How empty must your life be that you return night-after-night, like a cockroach lurking under the kitchen cabinets, to post idiotic, unfunny and downright embarrassing "insults" to John Wilson?? Oh, and are you also illiterate -- or are you ignoring my challenge to post a picture of your own pitifully pimply-faced self??

Three more "notes" for "JOE":

1) If either of those "song parodies" you recently posted are supposed to be "to the tune" of any song from SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER, even the dead members of The Bee Gees needn't worry about competition from you...

2) You've, like, DONE the whole "John Wilson is fat" thing to death. Have you anything further to say, or do you suffer from some obsessive/compulsive disorder that arises from your OWN issues about being fat and stupid??

3) I notice you're still ignoring my request to post a picture of your own pitiful, pimply-faced self on this Forum so we can all take pot-shots at it...

Now we can look forward to Rocky V!!: Back From The Dead

The Greatest Comeback in History!