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    Posted: May 19 2009 at 8:19am
Uwe must fight Bay to the death. It is their destiny.
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In the end there can be only one? I predict it will be Michael Bay... he is good at blowing stuff up...
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Only if his will is strong. He must invoke the power of friendship.
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Friendship? There is no power in Friendship. Only in destruction... and Explosions... So says the Bay!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote dEd Grimley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2009 at 11:51am
Uwe's quest lies within the realm of *WARNING! WARNING! CLICHE WRITING MACHINE HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS! UNABLE TO COMPUTE NEW CLICHE! TERMINATE PROGRAM IMMEDIATELY!*
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Post Options Post Options   Quote CriticalFrank Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2009 at 1:43pm
Crap, the Cliche writing machine has terminated itself. Now how will Seltzerberg ever finish the script for "Movie Movie" a wonderul parody of parody films...
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I'm actually semi-curious to see that Spoof Movie spoof that those Not Another Teen Movie guys did.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote CriticalFrank Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2009 at 3:18pm
There already was a Spoof movie Spoof? And I wasn't aware. Damn it all! Now that joke is worthless!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote dEd Grimley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2009 at 1:21am
It hasn't come out yet, to my knowledge.

But here it is.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote CriticalFrank Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2009 at 3:56am

Ugh... Chevy Chase. Him and his endless "Vacations." I haven't liked him since he did that guest appearence on Chuck (which implies that I LIKED his guest appearence on Chuck, and not that I dislike him because of it). 

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote dEd Grimley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2009 at 7:42am
Chevy has had quite the dotted career. I wouldn't be surprised to see him in a Wayans-Seltzerberg joint.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote CriticalFrank Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2009 at 4:31pm

I like that "A Wayan's Seltzerberg Joint" A great way to denote a horrible film waiting to happen.

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Gotta love it when directors call their films "joints". Like a Spike Lee joint. Wait, is he down to Uwe Boll's level, selling pot ... holders to get money for his next movie.

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Pot might actually explain the level of "quality" that the Seltzerberg movies exhibit... They are too damn high to actually focus on writing a good script...
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I see Arthur Murray break dancing in his grave...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote CriticalFrank Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 21 2009 at 4:19am
You see people dancing in their graves? That's a pretty awesome ability. I hear that M. Night Shamalamadingdong is working on a movie about that, perhaps you could contact him and help him with his research.
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