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Shatner’s MESSTERPIECE, "IMPULSE"

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    Posted: September 03 2005 at 4:40pm
Head Razz, I thought you were kidding about this until I bought it from 5
minutes to Live at

http://www.5minutestolive.com/1D/IMPULSEPG.htm

It is just plain amazing awfulness to see the total lack of continuity in
Billy's Toupées! Also, why does he make those sounds like he's
constipated when he strangles his girlfriends? Surely somebody could
have sold him a bottle of Phillips Milk of Magnesia for that!

But, the best part is when he forces Harold Sakata to walk through a car
wash and hot waxes ol' Oddjob to death. This is truly the most INEPT
sequence I have ever seen on film.

Razz, now you got me hooked on 5 Minutes to live and it's just amazing
to see some of these bizarre movies, especially the Turkish and Hindu
remakes of Superman and the Turkish Wizard of Oz. Nobody in
Hollywood can make this stuff up

Another 5 minutes gem I found was "J.C." the movie where Jesus comes
back as a biker gang leader. I lost count of the boom shots in this, and
the scene where Jesus wears a crown of beer tabs instead of thorns had
me falling out of my seat.
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I also heard there's a Turkish Star Wars that's pretty funny. Here's a place to get it:

www.revengeismydestiny.com

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After trashing Hero, I must say something positive. Here goes: Shatner after, oh, fifty years acting has actually gotten good. You read that right, he's actually quite good on Boston Legal.
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