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    Posted: December 26 2008 at 5:10am
this movie is GOOD not BAD!!!
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Well... She DID use color, so she makes a good argument...
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Well... She DID use color, so she makes a good argument...

 Good one, dEd.
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This film, had it's unintentionally hilarious moments; Dr White Chocolate-face; the 'growl' off, the "I'm a genius and figured out you're a vampire" scenes, the lipstick looking better on him than on her, and so on.

The piano piece was fine, but there wasnt enough here to sustain anything other than a big laugh, especially at that screenplay. The, "No you arent", "Yes I am", "No you dont", "Yes I do" etc, was horrible.

A second one you say? Without Hardwicke? Okay......
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Originally posted by babypook

A second one you say? Without Hardwicke? Okay......

I don't think the subject material will be good in the hands of any director.
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...marketed directly to 13-year-old girls who moon over posterboys on their bedroom walls...

No wonder there's a mass increase of virgins!

Remove the vampire material, and what you've got here is a Disney Channel Original Movie, complete with swooning lovers, a howler of a screenplay, and utter shallowness (one review on IMDB said that any normal person is "an annoying, unintelligent, judgmental dumb-wit who has no real attractive features whatsoever.").

It's weird that critics went wild over the craziness that goes on in High School Musical, yet they were indifferent to similar films like this and Bratz. That's mass schizophrenia, ladies and gentlemen!

If Hannah Montana: The Movie and its over-the-top look at life of a pop star scores with critics...I don't have anything witty or smart to say, so I'll leave it at that.
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I always thought Twilight was a major motion picture version of 90% of the vampire fan fics on Live Journal/DivantART, most notably the Marty Stu, who has all the good points of vampires without the bad and whose only weakness is falling for a fangirl.
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From what I heard, "Twilight" is just "Buffy: The Vampire Slayer"... minus a vampire slayer. 

Originally posted by CptnHotsauce

I always thought Twilight was a major motion picture version of 90% of the vampire fan fics on Live Journal/DivantART, most notably the Marty Stu, who has all the good points of vampires without the bad and whose only weakness is falling for a fangirl.

 
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From what I've heard, Twilight is just a movie marketed to thirteen year old girls who have nothing better to do then go crazy over some British guy. They took vampires, and turned vampires from their original monstrous nature, and turned them into some watered down, pretty-boy object of lust for teen girls (and the creepy cougar women...) And to top it all off, they got a girl with all the facial expression of Mt. Rushmore... Those trailers alone would have earned this pile of crap my nomination for any Razzie imaginable. 
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Actually, from what I read, the vampires in "Twilight" aren't really vampires at all. They are ever-living, and have superhuman abilities, but no fangs and they don't burst into flames when in sunlight. In that case, doesn't that make the books a series of "superhero zombie" stories? And yes, Kristin Stewart must have been taking acting lessons from Keanu Reeves, because her facial expressions and tone of voice seemed to be on par with Keanu's robot acting.
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I think they're still supposed to be vampires, especially to evoke the romantic imagery associated with them in this day and age. But they took out the fangs and blood to further $^%&#ify them and make them even more appealing to girls.
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$^%&#ify indeed! I couldn't have said it better myself! This movie (and the associated books) are helping to ruin the concept of vampires for everyone.

We must fight against any further $^%&#-ification of Vampires!

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

I think they're still supposed to be vampires, especially to evoke the romantic imagery associated with them in this day and age. But they took out the fangs and blood to further $^%&#ify them and make them even more appealing to girls.
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Fortunately I'm a vampire, and I make it a habit to fight a bear to the death with my bare hands everyday.
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You mean when you're not hooking up with 16 year old school girls, even though you're 200+ years old, thus making you the world's oldest pedophile?

PS: I'm not kidding, that's the plot of this movie...

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Fortunately I'm a vampire, and I make it a habit to fight a bear to the death with my bare hands everyday.

 
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So, could they change the tag line to something like " Twilight: Making Extreme Pedophilia sexy!"  or perhaps "Twilight: That old dude Anna Nichole married had NOTHING on Edward"?

OOOH! I got it! "Twilight: When 200 years old you are, hook up with younger girls you will not, mmm."

Damn... My Yoda impression doesn't translate well to forums...

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Fortunately I'm a vampire, and I make it a habit to fight a bear to the death with my bare hands everyday.

You mean when you're not hooking up with 16 year old school girls, even though you're 200+ years old, thus making you the world's oldest pedophile?

PS: I'm not kidding, that is the plot to the movie.

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Or maybe "Twilight: Vampires Who Look Overtly Sexy, Yet Don't Actually Have Sex Because The Stories Are Written By A Mormon"?

Originally posted by CriticalFrank



So, could they change the tag line to something like " Twilight: Making Extreme Pedophilia sexy!"  or perhaps "Twilight: That old dude Anna Nichole married had NOTHING on Edward"?

OOOH! I got it! "Twilight: When 200 years old you are, hook up with younger girls you will not, mmm."

 
"Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie ... but, no, no. John Hughes did not direct my life." ("Easy A", 2010)
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