Sorority Boobs in Bone-Head Slash-o-Rama!

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   IT'S GOTTEN to the POINT WHERE HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T EVEN PRETEND to DO ANYTHING ORIGINAL ANYMORE... 
OFF the TOP of OUR HEADS, WE COULD COME UP with at LEAST a DOZEN FILMS the "NEW" MOVIE SORORITY ROW IS a RIP-OFF, REMAKE (OR at LEAST KNOCK-OFF) of, INCLUDING THOSE I KNOW WHAT YOU DID MOVIES from the 1990s. WE LIKE to THINK of IT AS I KNOW WHERE YOU PLEDGED LAST SUMMER...  
ESSENTIALLY a SLASHER MOVIE with LITTLE MORE THAN CELL PHONEs to DISTINGUISH IT from EVERY OTHER SLASHER MOVIE MADE SINCE 1970, SORORITY ROW CONTINUES TINSEL-TOWN's STREAK of CRAPPY, SAPPY HORROR MOVIES THAT's BEEN GOING RELENTLESSLY for SEVERAL YEARS NOW. 
FEEL FREE to SLAP (OR, GOD HELP US, SALUTE) the SORORITY BABES in THIS LATEST BONE-HEADED SLASH-O-RAMA BELOW...

SORORITY CHICK: "So if I, like, send a 144 character 'HELP ME' message on my cell, does that make me a tweet...a twit...or a twat??"

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HeadRAZZBerry Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Visit Members Homepage Add to Buddy List Berry Important MODERATOR Joined: April 23 2005 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 4551	Post Options Post Reply Quote HeadRAZZBerry Report Post Quote Reply Topic: Sorority Boobs in Bone-Head Slash-o-Rama! Posted: September 09 2009 at 3:44pm
	*IT'S GOTTEN to the POINT WHERE HOLLYWOOD DOESN'T EVEN PRETEND* to DO ANYTHING ORIGINAL ANYMORE... OFF the TOP of OUR HEADS, WE COULD COME UP with at LEAST a DOZEN FILMS the "NEW" MOVIE SORORITY ROW IS a RIP-OFF, REMAKE (OR at LEAST KNOCK-OFF) of, INCLUDING THOSE I KNOW WHAT YOU DID MOVIES from the 1990s. WE LIKE to THINK of IT AS I KNOW WHERE YOU PLEDGED LAST SUMMER... ESSENTIALLY a SLASHER MOVIE with LITTLE MORE THAN CELL PHONEs to DISTINGUISH IT from EVERY OTHER SLASHER MOVIE MADE SINCE 1970, SORORITY ROW CONTINUES TINSEL-TOWN's STREAK of CRAPPY, SAPPY HORROR MOVIES THAT's BEEN GOING RELENTLESSLY for SEVERAL YEARS NOW. FEEL FREE to SLAP (OR, GOD HELP US, SALUTE) the SORORITY BABES in THIS LATEST BONE-HEADED SLASH-O-RAMA BELOW...** SORORITY CHICK: "So if I, like, send a 144 character 'HELP ME' message on my cell, does that make me a tweet...a twit...or a twat??"
	Ye Olde Head RAZZberry

moviewizguy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum Joined: January 23 2007 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2136	Post Options Post Reply Quote moviewizguy Report Post Quote Reply Posted: September 09 2009 at 11:44pm
	Currently has 71% on RT. I'm rarely hearing bad things about it since it has been released on Wednesday overseas in UK. I have good feelings about this film.

Michaels Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum Joined: May 12 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2848	Post Options Post Reply Quote Michaels Report Post Quote Reply Posted: September 10 2009 at 2:03am
	Ah, what better way to celebrate the 8th anniversary of 9/11 than by releasing a movie about young, half naked women being murdered for our amusement? Also, I love it whenever MWG says a movie is doing well on RT, because every time he does, the movie drops into the 30s or 20s on the day of its release.

Michaels Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum Joined: May 12 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2848	Post Options Post Reply Quote Michaels Report Post Quote Reply Posted: September 14 2009 at 4:16am
	Well, sure enough, the movie's RT rating is well into the 30s, and the movie opened in 6th place. That means movie goers either don't care for a horror movie with an all girl cast, or they saw it for what it was: a "I Know What You Did Last Summer" knockoff. A new Worst Ensemble Cast award, anyone?