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    Posted: March 07 2009 at 1:35am
Maybe they could send the rights to the sun. Then, not only would they have to go in to space to get them, but they'd only be able to pick them up at night.
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If we send em to the sun, they'll get burned up, and they might try and get Smashmouth to get them, they did get pretty famous for "Walking on the Sun"...

Perhaps bottom of the ocean with the missile-armed subs would be the best course of action.
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At least we'll never have to worry about the porn industry trying to make live action adapatations of Japanese hentai. If you don't know what "hentai' is, Google or Wikipedia it. It's too weird to explain.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote CriticalFrank Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2009 at 12:45pm
C'mon, of course we'd have to worry about Hentai eventually... I mean, Evil Dead already tried the "tentacle" thing. Sure, it might have been a tree root or something, but the basic idea was there...

It will happen, Michaels.... bet on it.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote dEd Grimley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2009 at 2:00am
Hahaha... I think we'll at least be safe from "Guro" hentai for a while. If you don't know what THAT is... don't look it up. Sometimes it's better to be ignorant about some things.

And a quick fun fact while we're on the subject, the word "Hentai" itself, actually just means "Pervert."
(Japanese was my minor)
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**holds back from commenting about Japanese and Minors**

And of course, what self respecting nerd wouldn't know that Hentai meant pervert? :P
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Post Options Post Options   Quote dEd Grimley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2009 at 3:34am
Shall I take it a step further and point out that hentai about Japanese and minors is called "Rori-con" or "Loli-con" - a shortened way of saying "Lolita Complex?" I guess I just did.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote CriticalFrank Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2009 at 6:34am
I find your knowledge of hentai to be quite disturbing... :)

Changing things up just a bit...

It would appear that Street Fighter has already fallen out of the top 10 at the box office. Wow... that was pretty damn fast...
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Hee-hee, it's only getting a 4% now at Rotten Tomatos.

So early in the year, and I think we have a contend-aw!

Rob Nelson of Variety actually gave it a fresh rating   .  I smell a payoff . . . .

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I try to say something positive about every movie I see. With Street Fighter, I came up with nothing... except for the fact that it didn't warp the very fabric of space and time like Speed Racer did... I swear Speed Racer lasted roughly 47 hours...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote dEd Grimley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2009 at 7:29pm
SF looks like that kind of movie that could be so bad, you could get a larf out of the sheer stupidity. From the clips I've seen, Chris Klein's face HAS to have a laugh worthy moment at some point.
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There was little to find humor in, other then the fact that some schlump at the studio actually greenlit this. I imagine after this abysmal failure of a film, he's probably been demoted to some menial task...
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That's really weird. The sequel to Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat Annihilation has a 4% rating and now this sequel to a crap video game-based movie has a 4%.

Bet everyone that the new Dragonball Z movie gets a 4% as well

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Post Options Post Options   Quote dEd Grimley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2009 at 8:43pm
Look up... what was it called... Look for like "Worst Screenwriting ever" on YouTube, and you get a 9 second clip from MK:A... Dear lord is it ever brilliant.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Michaels Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 13 2009 at 12:38am

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Look up... what was it called... Look for like "Worst Screenwriting ever" on YouTube, and you get a 9 second clip from MK:A... Dear lord is it ever brilliant.

Not as bad as a pick-up line from "Shark Attack 3". Go ahead, look that up "worst line ever". Here's a hint, he goes something like this: "I'm a little wired, so why don't I take you home and eat your ...." Watch a clip to find out the rest, just typing it makes my head hurt.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote sportsartist24 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 15 2009 at 5:15pm

I would rather play those Martial Arts video games than see some of that put into a movie...

The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.
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