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    Posted: January 17 2008 at 2:07am

WHAT IS IT WITH MOVIES THAT HAVE the WORD "BLONDE" in THEIR TITLES??  FIRST JESSICA SIMPSON's BLONDE AMBITION GOT a BERRY LIMITED RELEASE in SMALL TEXAS TOWNS (WHERE IT GROSSED ALL of $6,400!). NOW FELLOW FORMER RAZZIE® "WINNERS" PAMELA ANDERSON and DENISE RICHARDS CO-STAR in BLONDE AND BLONDER, WHICH IS GETTING an EVEN MORE LIMITED THEATRICAL RELEASE, THEN HEADING to VIDEO on FEBRUARY 5.

EVEN THOUGH IT TECHNICALLY DOESN'T QUALIFY for RAZZIE® CONSIDERATION, THE TRAILER for THIS FILM LOOKS SO INEPT IT SEEMS OVER-RIPE for DISCUSSION on OUR FORUM.

WARNING: IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED by "DUMB BLONDE JOKES" THAT ARE EVEN DUMBER THAN the BLONDES THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF, AVOID THIS FILM LIKE YOU WOULD BARB WIRE...

PAMELA: "Doesn't this look funny!?!?!"

DENISE: "Yeah...it doesn't!" 

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote wetbandit82 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 8:17am
Indeed the only one getting a laugh out of this may be Charlie Sheen, knowing that regardless of how things turn out in court, he's at least not overtly humiliating himself on Two and a Half Men (although not by much) as his ex seems to be here. 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote wetbandit82 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 17 2008 at 8:25am
I would like to add on to that that no one can seem to write a convincing woman on the screen anymore.  They're either brain-dead and naive zombies (films like this, a good percentage of chick flicks), or arrogant, bellowing self-centered lice whom we're nonetheless expected to like because the male character across from them is a male and thus not capable of being a mature, rounded human being (most family films and over 3/4ths of adult comedies).  The fact that well over 70% of real world women are nothing like either of these stereotypes is completely lost on the suits.  I just wish someone would deliver a strong female role in a good picture who isn't vacuuous or hateful, then they'll see their profits go way up. 
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I think this film is supposed to be a female version of Dumb and Dumber (even the title is taken from it), and Dumb and Dumber was also a stupid movie, but it was stupid in a entertaining way. This movie is probably stupid in a groan-inducing way.
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I don't understand. How could a release be more limited than Blonde Ambition without going straight to video? Is it opening in a theater that only seats five?
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WHICH U.S. sixteen theatres are showing THIS abomination?  It's either showing in a bunch of cheap theatres in small towns, or some theatre owners have lost their minds.

And speaking of that other abomination--Blonde Ambition pulled in over $302,000 from Russia

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote bruin_522 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 31 2008 at 2:05pm

Well, why do you think Dumb and Dumber was called Dumb and Dumber? I'm sure the title tells it all.

Originally posted by jb razz

I think this film is supposed to be a female version of Dumb and Dumber (even the title is taken from it), and Dumb and Dumber was also a stupid movie, but it was stupid in a entertaining way. This movie is probably stupid in a groan-inducing way.

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