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COMPLETE LIST of ALL 2009 RELEASESJanuary 1st thru December 31st: 613 TitlesNOTES: To appear on this list, a film must have played at least a one-week / regular admission engagement in either Los Angeles or New York (Manhattan) commencing during Calendar year 2009, thus qualifying it for both Golden Raspberry® and Academy Award® consideration.
Titles under discussion on this Forum as potential RAZZIE® Contenders appear with LYNX in RAZZberry PINK type. When you click on the LINK for any title under discussion, in addition to our Member's feedback, you will also find lynx to see the film's grosses at B.O. MoJo, read reviews at Rotten Tomatoes, check out promotional materials at the film's Official Site, and to find full cast and credits at the film's IMDb page...
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$9.99 / a 12 / f 12 in a Box 12 Rounds 13-B / f 17 Again 24 City / f 35 Shots of Rum / f (500) Days of Summer Absurdistan / f According to Greta Act of God / d Adam Adoration Adventureland Adventures of Power Afghan Star / d After Last Season Afterschool Alien Trespass All the Best ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS, THE SQUEAK-QUEL / S The Amazing Truth About Queen Raquela / f America Betrayed / d An American Affair American Casino / d American Cowslip American Swing / d American Violet Amreeka ANGELS & DEMONS / S The Answer Man Antarctica / f Antichrist Anvil: The Story of Anvil / d Araya / f Armored Art & Copy / d The Art of Being Straight Assassination of a High School President As Seen Through These Eyes Astro Boy / a R Avatar Away We Go The Baader-Meinhoff Complex Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans Ballerina Bandslam Bart Got a Room Battle for Terra / a The Beaches of Agnes / d A Beautiful Life Beeswax Being Jewish in France / d Believe: The Eddir Izzard Story / d The Betrayal (Nerakhoon) / f Between Love & Goodbye Beyond a Reasonable Doubt Big Fan The Big Gay Musical Big Man Japan Billu Black Dynamite Blessed Is the Match / d Blind Date The Blind Side Bliss / f Blood Equity / d Blood: The Last Vampire Blue Tooth Virgin Bob Funk The Boondock Saints: All Saints Day The Box The Boys Are Back The Boys: The Sherman Brothers' Story / d Breaking Point The Bride & The Grooms Brief Interviews with Hideous Men Bright Star Broken Embraces / f Broken Hill Bronson Brothers Brothers at War / d The Brothers Bloom Bruno Burma VJ / d The Burning Plain Butterly Tattoo The Cake Eaters The Canyon Capitalism: A Love Story / d Carmen & Geoffrey / d Carriers Casi Divas / f Chandi Chowk to China / f Chasing the Green Chelsea on the Rocks / d Cheri Cherry Blossoms Chocolate / f Ciao Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant Cloud 9 Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs Coco Before Channel / f Cold Souls Collapse / d The Collector The Color of Fame / f Confessions of an Ex-Doofus, Itchy-Footed Mutha Confessions of a Shopaholic Coraline / a Corked! The Country Teacher / f The Cove Coyote County Loser Crank: High Voltage / S Crazy Heart Creating Karma Creation Crips and Bloods: Made in America / d The Cross: The Arthur Blessit Story / d Crossing Over Crude / d Daddy Cool / f The Damned United DANCE FLICK / R La Danse / d Dare Daytime Drinking / f Dead Snow / f The Death Factory Bloodletting Death in Love Death of a Ghost Hunter De Dana Dan Defamation / f Delhi 6 / f Departures / f Desboscatos / f Dev D Devil Girl Dhoondte Reh Jaoge / f DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS? Died Young, Styaed Pretty / d Dil Bole Hadippa! / f Dim Sum Funeral Disgrace Disney's A CHRISTMAS CAROL / a, R Disney's Earth / d District 9 Dog Eat Dog Do Knot Disturb / f Donkey Punch Downloading Nancy Drag Me to Hell Duplicity Earth Days / d Easy Virtue Eating Out 3: All You Can Eat / S Echelon Conspiracy The Edge of Love An Education The Education of Charlie Banks Eleven Minutes Endgame The End of Poverty? / d The End of the Line / d The English Surgeon Enlighten Up! / d Empty Nest Endgame Enlighten Up! / d The Escapist Evangelion 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone / a Everlasting Moments Every Little Step / d Everybody's Fine / R Examined Life / d Explicit Ills Extract Fados / f The Fall (2009) Fall Down Dead Fallen Idol: The Yuri Gagarin Conspiracy / d FAME / R Fanboys Fantastic Mr. Fox / a FAST & FURIOUS (2009) / S Fifty Dead Men Walking Fighting Five Minutes of Heaven Fix Flame & Citron / f Food Beware / d Food, Inc. / d Forbidden Lie$ Four Seasons Lodge Fragments Free Style FRIDAY THE 13TH R / S From Mexico with Love Fuel / d Funny People G-Force / a G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA / R Gamer The Garden / d Gentlemen Broncos Ghosted / f GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST / R Gigantic The Girl from Monaco The Girlfriend Experience Give Me Your Hand / f Gogol Bordello Nonstop / d The Golden Boys Gooby Good Hair / d Goodbye Solo The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard Gotta Dance / d Grace (2009) The Great Buck Howard Guests of Cindy Sherman / d HALLOWEEN II / R S The Hangover Hannah Free Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince / S The Headless Woman Heart of Stone Herb & Dorothy He's Just Not That Into You Highwater / d Home / f Homecoming The Horse Boy The Horsemen House of Numbers / d The House of the Devil How to Be a Serial Killer Humble Pie Humpday The Hurt Locker I Bring What I Love: Youssou N'Dour / f If I Die Tonight / d I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell I Love You, Beth Cooper I Love You, Man Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs / a S Il Divo / f The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus In a Dream / d Incendiary The Informant! The Informers Inglourious Basterds Ink Inkheart In Search of Beethoven / d The International In the Loop The Invention of Lying Invictus Irene in Time Is Anybody There? I Sell the Dead It Might Get Loud It's Complicated Janky Promoters Jazz in the Diamond District Jerichow / f JONAS BROTHERS: THE 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE / d Julia Julie & Julia Just Another Love Story Kabei / f Kabel: Our Mother / f Kal Kissne Dekha / f Kambakkht Ishq / f Kaminy / f Kassim "The Dream" / d Katyn / f Killing Kasztner Killshot KNOWING / R Kurbaan / f La Boheme La Danse: Le Ballet de L'Opera de Paris / d Laila's Birthday LAND OF THE LOST / R Larger than Life in 3D: Dave Matthews Band, Ben Harper and Gogol Bordello THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT / R The Last Station The Legend of God's Gun Lemon Tree Leon Morin, Priest / f Life Is Hot in Cracktown Lifelines Life Partner / f The Lightkeepers The Limits of Control Lion's Den / f Little Ashes The Little Traitor Local Color The Lodger / R London Dreams / f London River / f Looking for Palladin Lord Save Us from Your Followers Loren Cass Lorna's Silence / f The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond Love Aaj Kal / f Love Hurts The Lovely Bones Love 'n' Dancing Luck / f Luck by Chance Lymelife Madea Goes to Jail The Maid / f Main Aurr Mrs. Khanna / f Mammoth Management Mancora / f The Marc Pease Experience Me and Orson Welles Medicine for Melancholy The Men Who Stare at Goats The Merry Gentleman The Messenger Michael Jackson's This Is It / d The Misfortunates The Ministers The Missing Person Monster Beach Party Monsters vs. Aliens / a Moon More Than a Game Moscow / Belgium Motherhood Must Read After My Death Mutant Chronicles My Bloody Valentine 3-D My Fuhrer / f My One and Only My Sister's Keeper My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done? Mysteries of Pittsburgh Mystery Team Naked Ambition The Narrows Newcastle The New Twenty New York New York, I Love You Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian / S Nine / R Ninja Assassin No Impact Man Not Easily Broken Not Forgotten Not Quite Hollywood / d - f Notorious Nursery University / d The Objective Observe and Report Oceans of Pearls / f Of Time and the City / d Oh, My God! / d O'Horten / f OLD DOGS / R, S One Day, You'll Understand / f One Peace at a Time Ong Bak 2 / f S Opa! The Open Road Orgies and the Meaning of Life The Other Man Our City of Dreams / d Outlander Outrage Owl and the Sparrow / f Paa / f Pandorum Paper Heart Paraiso Travel / f Paranormal Activity Paris / f Paris '36 / f Passport to Love Patrik, Age 1.5 / f Paul Blart, Mall Cop Perestroika A Perfect Getaway The Perfect Sleep Peter and Vandy Phoebe in Wonderland PINK PANTHER 2 R / S Pirate Radio Planet 51 / a Play the Game The Poker House Polanski: Unauthorized / d Police, Adjective / f Pontypool Ponyo / a, f Post Grad Powder Blue Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire Pressure Cooker /d The Princess and the Frog / a The Private Lives of Pippa Lee The Proposal The Providence Effect Punctured Hope Public Enemies / R Push The Queen and I / f Quiet Chaos / f Race to Witch Mountain / R, S Red Cliff Reunion Revanche / f Ricky The River Within The Road Robert Blecker Wants Me Dead Rocket Singh: Salesman of the Year / f Rolling Royal Kill Rudo y Cursi / f Sabor Tropical / f Sam's Lake Sandstorm / f SAW VI / S Scott Walker - 30 Century Man / d The Secret of the Grain / f The Secrets The Secrets of Jonathan Sperry The September Issue / d Seraphine / f Serbis / f A Serious Man Serious Moonlight Severed Ways: The Norse Discovery of America Sex Positive / d Shall We Kiss? / f Sherlock Holmes / R Sherman's Way Short Kut, the Con Is On / f Shrink Shuttle Sikandar / f Silent Light / f Sin Nombre A Single Man The Skeptic Skills Like This Skin The Slammin' Salmon Sleep Dealer The Soloist Somers Town The Song of Sparrows / f SORORITY ROW / R Soul Power / d Spinning into Butter Splinterheads SPREAD / R Stan Helsing Star Trek / R, S State of Play Staten Island Steam THE STEPFATHER / R Still Walking The Stoning of Soraya M. Storm Street Dreams STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND of CHUN-LI / S The Strip Sugar Summer Hours / f The Sun Sunshine Cleaning Super Capers Surrogates Surveillance Taken The Taking of Pelham 123 / R Taking Woodstock Tapped / d Taxidermia / f Tennessee Ten9Eight: Shoot for the Moon Tera Mera Ki Rishta / f Terminator: Salvation / S Tetro Teza / f That Evening Sun That Game of Chess / f The Third Wave / d Thirst / f This Beautiful City This Is the Life / d Three Monkeys Throw Down Your Heart / d Tickling Leo The Time Traveler's Wife Tokyo! Tokyo Sonata / f Tony Manero / f A Town Called Panic Toyo's Camera / d TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN / S TRANSYLMANIA / R Treeless Mountain / f Trucker Tru Loved Tulpan / f Turning Green Two Lovers Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All By Myself Tyson / d Unbeatable Harold Uncertainty Under Our Skin / d Under the Eightball / d UNDERWORLD: RISE OF THE LYCANS / S An Unlikely Weapon: The Eddie Adams Story / d Unmistaken Child / d Until the Light Takes Us / d Untitled Up / a Up in the Air Valentino: The Last Emperor / d The Vanished Empire The Vicious Kind Victory Day Village Barbershop Virtual JFK: Viet Nam Had Kennedy Lived /d Visual Accoustics / d Waiting for Dublin Wake Up Sid / f Walt and El Grupo / d Wanted (2009) / f War Eagle, Arkansas Warning!!! Pedophile Released Watchmen The Way We Get By / d Weather Girl The Wedding Song / f We Live in Public West of Brooklyn Whatever Works What Goes Up What's Your Rashee? / f Where the Wild Things Are Whip It White on Rice WHITEOUT / R White Ribbon / f Who Does She Think She Is? Wild Child William Kunstler: Disturbing the Universe / d The Windmill Movie / d A Wink & a Smile / d Winter of Frozen Dreams A Woman in Berlin / f Women in Trouble The Wonder of It All / d World's Greatest Dad X-Games 3-D: The Movie / d X-Men Origins: Wolverine / S Yaavarum Nalam / f The Yes Men Fix the World Yesterday Was a Lie Yonkers Joe Yoo-Hoo, Mrs. Goldberg! / d You, the Living / f Youssou N'Dour: I Bring What I Love / f Young Victoria
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Here's a look at some possible worst films of 2009, and why...
12 Rounds John Cena may be a good wrestler, but when he tried his hand at acting, it resulted in The Marine. Now, he's teamed up with hackmaker Renny Harlin for a ripoff of the psycho-playing-games-with-the-hero schtick. 2012 Roland Emmerick tries his hand at retelling the Mayan legend about the forthcoming end of the world. But, really, who cares? Especially after 10,000 B.C. 500 Days of Summer What kind of name is that? How are there 500 days in summer? Not the best sell of what looks to be another cliched romantic comedy. That is, if Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel can pull it off. The Accidental Husband, Bandslam, Dragonball: Evolution, The Maiden Heist, Tekken, They Came from Upstairs, Whiteout, and Wild Child AKA, films that never had a chance, yet somehow got delayed more than I can count. We have: another PG-13 romantic comedy, a ripoff of High School Musical (even down to the casting of Vanessa Hudgens as the love interest), this year's Speed Racer, a tired heist comedy, a martial arts film with its roots in video games, a ripoff of E.T. (Ashley Tisdale plays Drew Barrymoore), a thriller that was supposed to have Reese Witherspoon, and Emma Robert's follow-up to Hotel for Dogs. All About Steve and The Proposal Skipping movies last year, Sandra Bullock returns with a double dose of PG-13 romantic comedies that no one will bother seeing. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel Some name. This one's gonna have the Chipmunks' long-gestating rivals, the Chipettes. Oh, by the way, Miley Cyrus does the voice for one of them. Head for the hills! Angels and Demons Despite the critical lashing, The Da Vinci Code made a sh*tload of money enough to warrant a prequel. Yeah, right! Armored A film that should've gone straight to video, despite an ensemble cast (including Fred Ward, Jean Reno, Laurence Fishburne, Matt Dillon, and Milo Ventimiglia). The director's first name is Nimrod, by the way. 'Nuff said. Cats & Dogs: Revenge of Kittie Galore 8 years ago was when the first one was released, and featured voice of a pre-Spider-Man Tobey Maguire. Who asked for seconds? Dance Flick The spoof movies keep coming and coming. This time, it's from the Wayans Bros., and now they're spoofing coming-of-age dance films like Save the Last Dance and Step Up. Who knows, it might be good. But I'm not holding out much hope, considering the epic fail of Little Man. Fame Just more proof that Hollywood ran out of ideas years ago. Now they're remaking a film that's already spawned countless imitators. Fast & Furious It might be tempting, seeing that this film follows Paul Walker instead of Lucas Black. And he's got Vin Diesel with him too, back in the role that made him a star. But since Justin Lin directed the last miserable installment, expect more of the same. Fighting Good Lord, now they remade Never Back Down. Terrence Howard turned down to reprise his role as Rhodey for Iron Man II to do this? He should be ashamed of himself. Final Destination: Death Trip 3D I may reneg, because David R. Ellis made the more entertaining second installment. But after killing off Ali Larter's character, there doesn't seem to be much point to keep moving forward. Fired Up and Miss March Unless your name is Judd Apatow or Todd Phillips, you have no right to make an R-rated raunchfest. These films are an example. Friday the 13th, Sorority Row, The Last House on the Left, The Stepfather More horror remakes are coming our way. One is yet another retelling of a horror film legends, another has hot sorority chicks (and it's not called Black Christmas), another was a Wes Craven film a while back, and the next one has yet another Gossip Girl star trying his/her hand at thrillers. G-Force An interesting concept. But when it's directed by the guy who brought us Kangaroo Jack and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, consider it a possible failure. Tracy Morgan needs to do R-rated fare, not family comedies! G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra Early word of mouth said that the trailer indicated how bad this film might be. And Stephen Sommers never made anything since the abomination that was Van Helsing. Look for this and 500 Days of Summer to be Joseph Gordon-Levitt's least successful year.  The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past Matthew McConaughey supposedly didn't learn from the mistakes of Fool's Gold. Now he's doing the romantic comedy schtick AGAIN. I can't wait to see this bomb.  Halloween 2 Wait, didn't Michael Myers literally die at the end of the last one? Or wasn't that rock to the head strong enough? Whatever the case may be, Rob Zombie didn't keep the promise to do sequels, and here we are. This should've gone to DVD after the last piece-of-sh*t installment. Hannah Montana: The Movie and 17 Again Looky here. Disney's herd of famous, no-talent idols of the J14 generation are back. This time, it's an adaptation of some piece-of-sh*t sitcom from the Disney Channel, and a rip-off of Big. By the way, check out YouTube and search in "Anti-Disney", and you'll see reasons why you shouldn't really waste your time with either film. The Haunting in Connecticut Lionsgate somehow hornswaggled Virginia Madsen with a cast of unknowns (including the guy who played The Flash in Smallville) to appear in their latest in their streak of dopey horror films. He's Just Not That Into You Fresh from the epic fail of License to Wed, Ken Kwapis plans to rip off Woody Allen's brand of romantic comedy with an ensemble cast (and it's not that bad, if you ask me). Imagine That Just when Norbit and Meet Dave wasn't enough, Eddie Murphy returns with another soon-to-be bomb. Janky Promoters Ice Cube and Mike Epps team up for the first time since 2002 to rekindle some of that Friday magic missing for all this time. Here, they're playing promoters looking to get Young Jeezy (played by Young Jeezy) to appear at a big show. Will it be funny? Or will Ice Cube have another First Sunday on his hands? Jennifer's Body It's got a good premise, and it has the team of Juno reuniting. But with the director of Aeon Flux behind it, perhaps the sight of Megan Fox almost nude won't be worth the bucks. How disgraceful. The Last House on the Left A classic from the Wes Craven library gets a facelift. This time, it has Monica Potter, returning to acting after five long years; and Sara Paxton, who probably should read scripts before taking these boneheaded projects. Madea Goes to Jail Much like anything High School Musical and Hannah Montana, Tyler Perry is a worldwide phenomenon that doesn't play to anyone else but a fanbase that consists of people who have no taste in real movies. Obviously, it'll be forgotten because it's protected by Christianity. But, in actuality, Perry's films are training videos for future atheists. I'm Christian, but the religion is being disgraced with weepy melodrama and heavy obviousness. Next Day Air Imagine if Pineapple Express was reimagined for the BET crowd. New in Town From the studio that unleashed My Best Friend's Girl comes the umpteenmillionth romantic comedy. Despite Renee Zellweggar's spirit, it isn't anything we've seen before. New Moon I suppose this is going to be the new Saw of our generation. More proof we need this "Disney Channel Original Movie for Emos" franchise out of our lives. Glowing vampires. That's all you need to know. Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian The first film, despite a modest box office, wasn't anything the crow about. I guess the producers and Shawn Levy thought differently. Obsessed This time, Beyonce tries a film that does not require her vocal cords. Too bad it's in a rip-off of Fatal Attraction. I thought this trend was over after swimfan. Old Dogs Imagine Role Models neutered down to Walt Disney levels. A Perfect Getaway Turistas set in Hawaii. That all you need to know? The Pink Panther II Really? After the critical failure of the first one, they made a second one? The good news? Kevin Kline was wise enough to turn down a chance to reprise his role of Inspector Dreyfuss. The bad? Now it's John Cleese. Once again, Peter Sellers is spinning in his grave. Push It's basically a rehash of Jumper. This time, it's Chris Evans as Hayden Christensen, Dakota Fanning as Kristin Stewart, Camilla Belle as Rachel Bilson, and Djimon Hounsou as Samuel L. Jackson. Race to Witch Mountain Back in 2007, The Rock tried his hand at crappy Disney family comedies with The Game Plan. Now he's doing it again, this time in a remake of a Disney classic. Will it be decent, or will Andy Fickman blow it like he did before? Saw VI Nothing more needs to be said. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li The posters didn't do much justice, the casting seems to be taking a hit (Chris Klein should stick to comedies), and its origins come from a video game, meaning a hacky director - Andrezj Bartkowiak - must be given the material. The Ugly Truth Katherine Hiegl hasn't learned anything after the epic fail of 27 Dresses. Now she's paired up with Gerard Butler, who had an epic fail with P.S. I Love You. It's a match-made in hell. The Uninvited Stop me if you heard this before. A PG-13 thriller based on a Korean film that features Z-level actresses (Arielle Kebbell, with her wig from Grudge 2) mixing it up with those above their level (David Strathairn and Elizabeth Banks), and it's from the people who brought you The Ring and Disturbia. |
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12 Rounds America doesn't know how to adapt from anime, this will be no different. Angels and Demons G-Force Imagine That Obsessed Push Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li The Uninvited That is some list there! |
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Your presumptions seem to be suggesting that choosing next year's Worst Picture nominees will be like finding a needle in a haystack (I know it's like that every year), but I would think it wise if you would just PULL BACK ON THE COMPLAINTS AND STOP MAKING IRRELEVENT PRESUMPTIONS!!! In other words, save your complaints for when the films actually come out and you actually see them. You guys are so uppity that the entire internet would call you a disgrace (your counterparts have already admitted they're a disgrace). |
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I would think it wise if you would please STOP TELLING US WHAT WE CAN AND CANNOT DO ON OUR OWN FORUM!!! Thank you... PS: We're not jumping the gun and claiming these will all be Worst Picture contenders, we're just saying they all look to be movies of sub-par quality.
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What's worse is that Speed Racer was directed by the Wachowski
Brothers. These guys were part of the legendary Matrix franchise. But,
then again, even good directors have their off days (evidence A: David
Bobkin for Fred Claus, and evidence B: Doug Liman for Jumper)
Provided that the Wayans can recover from Little Man.
Well, it's supposed to chronicle the events before Tokyo Drift.
But at least it has the formula that made the first two have a modicum
of charm. The other one was just to piss veiewers off (a
mustache-twirling villain, the lesson that anyone who doesn't do what
the main character does won't get laid - take that, Tyler Perry!).
I hope this does good. David R. Ellis directed the supremely
superior part two, even though he had to kill of Ali Larter's character.
For Friday the 13th, Marcus
Nispel is once again providing a backstory to Jason Voorhees. They're
claiming it's not to make him sympathetic, but if you've seen The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
and everything that followed, you've seen them all. Meanwhile, TLHOTL
is Monica Potter's return to the big screen, while Stepfather teams TV
phenoms Penn Badgley (Gossip Girl) and Dylan Walsh (Nip/Tuck).
As I said previously, in the last one, Michael Myers was killed
after Laurie Strode bashed his brains in. From what Rob Zombie says: "the
film will start directly after the end of his remake, but will be
presented through the eyes of Laurie Strode." And Myers will return.
So, I guess Zombie's going to do sequels after all. Didn't he see what
happened to John Carpenter's work?
If only it were so. Pre-teens just gobble that sh*t up like its
ecstasy. Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron are so popular right now, if they
got nominated, there would be an uprising of Club Libby Liu (if that's
even still open) customers. I say, "Bring 'em on!" Hell, even reviewer
Brian Orndorf was appalled at Raven-Symone and Andrew Caldwell's
performances in College Road Trip and College, and some YouTubers made videos on how Walt Disney's good name is being trashed by the dopey uprising of tweens.
You can say that again.
Yeah, why doesn't HeadRAZZ give forums for Perry's films. Heck,
those sitcoms are unwatchable, but somehow got popular. Well, the
reason is the fans that he has under his beck and call. And when we
call his films out on the pieces of sh*t they are, automatically, we're
racists. Unless Barack Obama is manipulated like Perry's fans, he'll
hopefully do whatever it takes to get real urban entertainment back.
I actually thought she did good in the last Austin Powers
film. Okay, it sucked, but she easily channelled the great
blaxploitation heorines to good effect. This new film is her first
non-singing role.
Dude, watch what you say! You don't want to give them any ideas.
Don't get your hopes up!
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Murphy and it's being directed by the same director of Norbit and Meet Dave. Honestly, why is Hollywood allow Eddie Murphy to go downhill after Dreamgirls? |
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Yeah, I'm sure when Walt Disney first opened his studio, he was thinking that one day, his company would be using his good name to produce creamy, rich, tar-like stool to full the "void" that was left behind by "Saved By The Bell." As for Tyler Perry, it's not about racism, it's just that I'm against him making the same movie over and over again with the exact same message to it. And is it just me, or does anyone else think it's retarded that he preaches about Catholicism while appearing on-screen in drag -- which is a big Catholic no-no...
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NOTE: If I fillibuster, I'm sorry. Just a precaution before I get any flame mail. Hey, I'd like to bring up something interesting. We're not the only ones who feel indifferent to what has happened to Walt Disney's name. If you go to Google and search "Anti-Disney Channel", you'll find results that lead to sites that discuss what has happened to the company that - I sh*t you not - I grew up on. However, I can't believe they beat up the same subjects over and over again: Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens. Sure, they're not much to brag about, but they are topped by Brenda Song, someone I've brought up before, but decide to reiterate on this forum. I feel bad for whoever had to watch The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, because it's not the lousy jokes or the type of characters they have (the stereotyping is absurdly dated), but Song likes to perform like she's overdosed on Red Bull, caffeinated beverages, and the most agonizing tween music/TV show/etc. ever known to man. I'm not a misogonyst, but man I wish I could "Sherlock Holmes" my way into that show and just pummel her to a bloody pulp. Even worse, the DC believes this character is the bee's knees, as does every other poor excuse of a tween girl, because she even has her own blog on their website. But nothing surprises me more than finding out that Tyler Perry's films preach nothing but Catholicism, while Perry crossdressing as Madea is a big no-no. That's unbelieveable. The man gets away with everything, it's crazy. And if Barack Obama endorses his films like Oprah does (for his sake, he better have more things to concern himself with), then I've all but lost hope in this country. |
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Posted: January 28 2009 at 1:00pm |
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By the way, HEADRazz, New in Town is at a 00% at RottenTomatoes. Any chance we'll see that get a forum?
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One more thing: The Uninvited
just recieved two reviews, and they're positive. Of course, it may be
for moot, because they think it's inferior to the Korean version.
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There's something about next week's films that I'm concerned about in relation to you guys: Are you sure you want to carry on with your attack on The Pink Panther 2? Attacking a film with high anticipation would mean putting your respect in danger. The LA Times is likely to post this after your awards show concludes (unless they get wind of your protest first). He's Just Not That Into You and Push don't have as much anticipation and I agree with you on some points of those films (He's Just Not That Into You looks like a romantic comedy with a awkward twist and Push looks like a combination of Star Wars, Jumper, and Heroes), but attacking the highlight of the week next week would be like putting your respect on the line (The Movie Preview Critic did just that and lost his respect). I'll give you till it comes out to think it over. P.S. Let me know if you change your opinion after you actually see it (you usually can't get past your first impulse). P.P.S. By the way Michaels, that statement wasn't an order, it was a suggestion. |
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Look at the dopey TV spots, and tell me The Pink Panther 2 is going to meet up with anticipation. Really, there was a time when Steve Martin was funny, but then he bit off more than he could chew; he hasn't had a movie since the last Pink Panther film. Remember how bad that film was? And high anticipation for a film like this will undoubtedly mean a potential Razzie forum.
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He's Just Not That Into You... I've lost respect for Scarlet Johannson after growing one hell of an egotistical streak by selling a used tissue for charity. I mean, come on! And I think I could use a little less of Drew Barrymore (her explanation about one of her dates in the TV spots gave me douche chills).
Push... Chris Evans is five times better than Hayden Christensen, but Camilla Belle is bonafide eye candy, and Dakota Fanning isn't on my A-list. |
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Respect for the "Pink Panther 2"? WHO is respecting this movie? I'm sorry, but when I read your comments about movies and then watch a Movie Preview Critic video, between the two of you, I think the MPC knows a hell of a lot more about movies than you. It's not just how he talks about current movies, but how he talks about the history of movies, dating back all the way to the 20s and 30s and how they effected movies today, or how blockbusters of the 70s still effect the business now. Where is this anticipation for "PP2" coming from, fifth graders? What do you care if some bloggers lose "respect" for us? Weren't you the guy who joined this forum in the first place to discredit us? I've said it before and I'll say it again, Steve Martin WAS funny back in the 80s, but since then, all he does are remakes and sequels to remakes. And although they have a certain charm to them, they are not better than the originals. And if you're just writing this because you're afraid we might razz Martin, don't worry, chances are a worse movie will come along to steal his thunder and in the end, this movie will only get Worst Sequel, if anything. |
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Posted: January 29 2009 at 9:38am |
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What I meant was if you attack The Pink Panther 2, the news is bound to get out to the public (via the LA Times or another paper that watches you) and people are gonna lose respect for you (the same thing happened to the Movie Preview Critic). You guys have a complete disregard for the moviegoing community, no hope, no emotions, no moralities, no concept of emotion, no appreciation for cinematic achievement, and nothing to back up your consensus on some films. Besides, if it makes a lot of money and few other bad films come around (I know some I'm dreading), it'll probably get snubbed. The fact that Push looks like a combination of Star Wars, Jumper, and Heroes may make The Pink Panther 2 a little more worth seeing. After your awards show, I will take a leave of absense and possibly leave you cautions and warnings of future films between that time and the time a true Razzie contender (something I'm almost certain will get nominated) comes around. RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: I hardly think we'd be "risking" anything by RAZZing PINK PANTHER 2. I personally know of no one -- movie-goer OR movie critic -- who actually liked the first Steve Martin PANTHER film enough to hope for a sequel. And compared to Peter Sellers' classic portrayal of Clouseau, Martin's is pitifully limp and unimaginative. If you're sensing that I am going to choose PP2 as next week's Worst of the Weak, you're sensing correctly. Also, given that MiguelAntilsu started posting on this Forum with regular attacks on us, our taste in films and our integrity, I find it ironic in the extreme that he has now decided to "defend" us against attacks much like the berry ones he used to make against us...
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