The Worst Film of all time?

Will not get a Razzie award. The reason is that HCE(short for Here Comes Everything)is an obscure art film that's not going to get anything close to a release.

We know about Plan Nine from Outer Space, we know about Battlefield Earth, but this film is so incredably bad, so deliberately inept, so completely misconcieved and grossly handled that it's beyond everything and anything I've ever seen.

This is on the level of that Andy Warhol thing where they've got a static picture of the Empire State building for three hours. Breathtakingly bad.

Now there are lots of horrible films that are done by amateurs and these are given a pass. After all if someone hasn't a clue to what their doing and are trying to find their way through the process, then they shouldn't be held accountable for it.

I've seen the feeble first experiments of the likes of Spielberg and Souderberg and they suck too. So what?

This is different. The fellow has done stuff before that's been reviewed and actually had release, albiet in only a few theaters. This is being shown at the Tribeca film festival and people are going to plunk down twelve bucks to have their eyes assaulted.

The Razzies go after films that people could possibly have seen in a local bijiu, as well they should.

If you're in New York in the next couple of weeks you may want to see a few minutes and demand your money back afterwards.

Did you forget Santa Clause Conquers The Martians??   

 

My worst film of all time  is Love Actually, which is not a love story, written and directed by Richard Curtis. It made me laugh, it made me cry, it made me smile. 

The best film I've ever seen is Pretty Woman, a  nice romantic comedy movies of the 90s. Julia Roberts and Richard Gere give very good performances, making Pretty Woman an awesome romantic comedy movie of the 90s.

I gave LOVE ACTUALLY 9/10.And I gave VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA a 6.Sure,it had good performances and a good climax and ending,but it was overrated as hell.10 maybe 20% of it was original,Bardem's character was a stereotype,and it has the perfect example of why movies are better without narrators.How did they gave it the Golden Globe for Best Comedy over BURN AFTER READING(10),IN BRUGES(8)and even MAMMA MIA!(7)?Oh,I know.Because Woody is considered one o the best directors people think he still has to be praised or everything he does.Is that also why not even his worst reviewed movies have gotten forums here?

I would actually move Pretty Woman a long way toward the other side of the spectrum...not the worst movie ever made, but among the most intellectually insulting.