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    Posted: September 04 2007 at 2:07pm

Originally posted by tomsmobr

I guess if Bratz gets Nominated for Razzies, the Bratz will end up saying...Ratz!

Then if they "win", should we call their awards Ratzies? . . .

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Jon Voight, come on! And I thought "Baby Geniuses 2" was your low point!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Criss808 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 08 2007 at 7:57am

The Spice Girls + The Cheetah Girls + Mean Girls + Big Headed Dolls & Girls with Skinny Bodies who are scarier than Chucky from "Child's Play" or the dummies in "Dead Silence" + Jon Voight w/ a big fake noise = the perfect ingrediance for a Razzie-full movie

 

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote ZookGuy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 21 2007 at 8:18am

What's worse Zoolander or this? I don't know...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 23 2007 at 8:22am
Hey moviewizguy, did you happen to like this?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 19 2007 at 7:51am

I just realized something: Both of these songs are about adult situations: "U and Ur Hand" is about masturbation and "Girlfriend" is about adultery. Gee, real good morals for a "kids" movie, huh?

Originally posted by RoadDogXVIII

Pink's "U and Ur Hand" and/or Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend"

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Imaginatrix Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 31 2007 at 1:47am

... This kind of movie makes me despair of modern filmmaking altogether. Obviously some people in Hollywood don't think there's enough cinematic crap and merchandising opportunity already. :: eyetwitch ::

People who hear this kind of criticism often say "If you think the movie was so bad, make a better one of your own" - the thing is, in this case, I PROBABLY COULD!!  


 

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Well, this piece of crap should make interesting watching for one of my "Cruddy Movie Mondays" coming up (the girlfriend'll be over.)
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 27 2008 at 7:45am

This might be the scariest film ever! Jon Voight's putty nose looks like it might be a result of his character's heavy cocoaine use. What's the reason for him starring in this?

Bratz only misses my vote as Worst Picture of 2007 because of "I Know Who Killed Me." 

I will say this: if you play "Mystery Science Theater 3000" while watching Bratz, it makes the film slighty more tolerable.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote moviewizguy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 27 2008 at 2:21pm

What next? Movies about Cheetos and Doritos? How about a movie called "Aquafina"?!

Actually, I don't care what future movies will be based on, as long as they're still making movies...

But that does sounds sad, doesn't it...

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 28 2008 at 10:32am
That does sound pretty sad.
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Now that I'm feeling more refrshed I can get back to reviewing crappy kids films! 
 
The good: 
 
Let's just ignore this part of the review. 
 
The bad: 
 
Lainie Kazan: Has she ever been in a good movie? As a rule for Kazan performances, the worse the movie, the worse the performance. This is easily her worst movie (and performance) that doesn't involve her kissing J.Lo! 
 
The script: The script for hits is aboslutely pathetic! According to imdb, the three writers are from Disney tween shows, Jimmy Kemmel TV shows, and reality shows. It shows. 
 
Sean McNamara: He directed this and 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain. Punishment must be dealt! 
 
The ugly:
 
The "bratz" themselves: They're obnoxious little sh*ts who are dimmer than a dim black-light! There obsession* with fashion is at a level near to that of Carrie Bradshaw's!
 
Jon Voight: OK, seriously, what the f*ck happened to Jon Voight? I find it funny that he called his daughter crazy for adopting kids, when his career choices are a better example of insanity!
 
The moral: The moral is that any problems can be solved with "passion for fashion". Seriously. Everything good done by the characters can be traced back to good fashion choices.
 
Watching this makes one pine for Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen. At least that had one good scene! (The part were Bumblebee throws the Jim Crowe-bots across the room.) Grade: F
 
Next-up: Daddy Day Camp!
 
*or as they call it "passion"
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SchumacherH8ter: This is the single greatest "ugly" review you have ever written! Clap 
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Has Lainie Kazan ever been in a good movie? Yes, MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING.

Your comment about the BRATZ being "ugly" is obviously about the characters.But do you find the actresses also worthy of "The Ugly"?


RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: While I thought Kazan was okay in GREEK WEDDING, the one film she actually shone in was MY FAVORITE YEAR, for which she was a Golden Globe nominee (it was also the role that launched her "second career" as kvetching mother characters)...
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In response to MWG: 

1.)  I survived My Big Fat Greek Wedding, but I don't know how I made it. One thing about it amuses me; everyone except me thought that she would make it big. And it turns out that I was right!
 
2.) Yes, the actresses in BRATZ are worthy of being in the ugly as well.  
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"My Big Fat Greek Wedding" is a genuinely good movie. Why are you surprised you "survived" it?  


RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: GREEK WEDDING was an enormous international box office hit, grossing $368 million and made at a reported cost of only $5 million (LINK). It also was well-received by US critics (LINK). To me, BIG FAT GREEK was fitfully amusing but, while certainly not a RAZZIE® Contender, was also not worthy of any special praise...  


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