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    Posted: July 20 2007 at 12:47am

IT'S NOT OFTEN THAT a PUBLICITY PHOTO GIVES US an UNCONTROLLABLE FIT of the GIGGLES. BUT SEEING THIS IMAGE of TOM CRUISE (on the FIRST DAY of SHOOTING for HIS NEXT FILM VALKYRIE) in the DOOFIEST-LOOKING MILITARY DRAG SINCE MICHAEL DUKAKIS EVOKED SNOOPY RIDING ATOP TANK, REALLY GOT US GOING.

IT NOW LOOKS LIKE OUR 2008 WORST ACTOR COMPETITION, WHICH UNTIL YESTERDAY SEEMED LIKE a SHOO-IN for SYLVESTER STALLONE in JOHN RAMBO, MAY BE A MULTI-MAN RACE AFTER ALL...

FEEL FREE to POST YOUR THOUGHTS (and SILLY CAPTIONS) BELOW...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote #1 Sly Fan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2007 at 12:54am

My 11 year old daughter playing dress up is more convincing!

Glad to see you guys finally have someone besides my idol Stallone to pick on for next year!

YO: Quit Pickin' on Stallone!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoBloMovieGoer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2007 at 1:18am

Pirate Eye Patch for Tom Cruise: 99 cents...

Ill-Fitting Nazi Uniform: $29.95...

Chance to See One of the World's Most Pompous A-Holes Looking Like a Total Idiot: PRICELESS!! 

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Nasty Man Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2007 at 11:29am

I'm confused: Is Tom playing Col. Stauffenberg...or Col. Klink in a really cheap-ass remake of Hogan's Heroes?!?!?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote ITbeast Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2007 at 12:57pm

It's like what Woody  the toy cowboy said in Toy Story 2: "If the boot fits!" Meaning...If you fit our criteria for being a complete moron and dumb A$$, you are going to get berried at this site (Get it berried, like buried)?. But don't worry, I am sure that your beloved Idol will do something to gain our attention in the near future. It's in his nature to also show the public what a complete artistic moron he can be!  

Originally posted by #1 Sly Fan

Glad to see you guys finally have someone besides my idol Stallone to pick on for next year!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Nasty Man Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2007 at 3:30am

Thinking about it overnight, I've come up with an even greater resemblance than Col. Klink -- Cruise looks like "Fearless Leader," Boris and Natasha's boss from those old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons...

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote #1-Film Freak!! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2007 at 4:12am

You guys all have it wrong -- Tom thinks he's playing England's prince Harry...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Brierfox Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2007 at 6:57am
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Earth to Tom: Get a kool German Flying Wing the next time, and ditch the briefcase...
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"HALT! ACHTUNG! STEHENBLEIBEN!...Who has just zaid, 'Zis film is best looked at wiz 2 pirate patches over ze eyes?..."

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