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    Posted: July 24 2007 at 3:36pm
I guess this movie is part of his new deal with United Artists. So he plans to ruin that company as well??
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Post Options Post Options   Quote ITbeast Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 25 2007 at 8:06am
I think what you meant to have Tom say was: "How can I make this company worse that what everybody else before me has already done?" 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote tomsmobr Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 25 2007 at 9:21am

Yeah,  considering they made the Rocky Movies (2-5 especially)...

Response from Head RAZZberry: Interesting to note that United Artists was originally formed in the silent era by international superstars Charlie Chaplin, Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks and pioneering director D.W. Griffith. It was created to give the "artists" of the movie business greater control of their own work. How many RPMs per minute do you suppose each of the founding United Artists is doing right now, knowing their brainchild has become the plaything of Tom Cruise?? 

 

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Mind if I step out of character for a moment???
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote cvcjr13 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 11 2007 at 6:05am

I'm going to have to watch this, but Cruise may have very well beat Paltrow, Lohan and Gooding.

Epic Movie is still the worst.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2007 at 3:58pm


Now will someone please get that nasty girdle and toupee off me???



AHHHHHHHHH...much better...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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The more I look at Tommy's homage to the Pittsburgh Pirates, the more he
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