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    Posted: October 07 2005 at 12:47am
More to the point: Can Katie prove it's A Tom-Baby she's expecting??
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I guess Catholics aren't the only religion that don't believe in condoms...
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This baby must not enter the world! Damn where are the Manson family when you need them?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote HeadRAZZBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2005 at 9:51am
Okay, the Manson Family reference was a bit over the top -- But Deadguy's first line reminded me of a bit of apropos dialogue spoken by Leo McKern in the original THE MEN: "This is not a human child -- Make no mistake!"
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 09 2005 at 6:54pm

Heh heh, "El gran jefe del Razzies" was the only one to get the "chiste" but I only joked about it because I don't think she's really preggers. Come on, how come he never had any kids "naturally" with Nicole or Mimi?

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I got it. To tell you the truth Mimi still looks good after all these years (THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR). When you're talking about overall hotties, you gotta mention ( Even though she's never dated Tom Cruise) Carla Gugino. If I ever have kids I won't be able to watch SPY KIDS without thinking of her in SIN CITY. I usually don't mention actresses for their looks, but I'm bored today. Ok, Rosie Perez was great in FEARLESS........ and I still find her smokin'.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 10 2005 at 10:20am

I still can't figure out why Tom dumped Mimi Rogers, she got naked, full-frontal in DOOR IN THE FLOOR and nothing appeared to sag or droop.

Carla Gugino is a hottie, she was one of the only redeeming features of SNAKE EYES, especially that scene where she has to seduce the fat guy...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 12 2005 at 3:33pm

Yeah I just watched SIN CITY again. I prefer my women "au naturelle", non-surgery enhanced.

As a self professed breastologist I'd certify they're real.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 6:51am

I think Mickey Rourke is better in supporting roles with an ensemble cast. Like the cameo in BUFFALO '66 and ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO.

Thank God we don't ever have to put up with those cheesy softcore movies like WIKLD ORCHID and 9 1/2 WEEKS. Anyone else remember when Mickey Rourke was in "romantic leads"?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 6:54am

In case anyone is interested, Charles Manson is in Corcoran California's state prison and the girls are up in Folsom women's prison.

Now for a breakout plan...

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In bios, it says Cruise didn't want kids with mimi, his scientology endoctriner.

Cruise was cool in WOTW, he doesn't deseve a nom.
Iam for the acting judging only.
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An even bigger nightmare would be if Cruise decides to bolt to the Jehovah Witness cult... Would YOU want to see him coming to your front door???
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I beleived it was about acting!
I think he was cool in WOTW. I don't care about the rest, you don't have to listen, if so, it is your problem
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2005 at 6:59pm
Originally posted by Norma

In bios, it says Cruise didn't want kids with mimi, his scientology endoctriner.
According to an interview with Mimi that I read in Playboy, (yes some of us men actually read the articles) she stated that he was considering being some kind of monk.
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I still believe there was a typo left out...

Are you SURE there wasn't an "EY" after monk???   
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There might have been a typo. After all, Playboy readers aren't known for paying too much attention to the articles.

p.s. Playmate of the year 1998 Karen McDougal is still my favorite .

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