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    Posted: March 07 2006 at 3:41pm

Tom: "Woohoo, you with the camera...look at me...I'm hitting that uhhu...yup its all mine...look at me..over here yoohoo" 

Katie: (thought bubble)I am going to kill my publicist...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote jumbalaya Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2006 at 7:22am
"Think how cool I'll look dancing with you at our wedding reception".
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Post Options Post Options   Quote StephO Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2006 at 7:47am

Stick with me, kid.  We'll conquer the world!  First, Hollywood, then........................VEGAS!!!!

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 09 2006 at 9:13pm
Any truth to the rumour that they're on the outs with each other?
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TOM: "The movie-going public are such saps. Let's hear it for artificial insemination! Bet that photographer over there doesn't know I can't even get it up."

KATIE: "They are just waiting for my tell-all book, honey. Damn, I forgot about the no-squeal-that-you-are-really-gay-and-in-love-with-Hayden-Ch ristensen-clause. Oh well, millions of bucks do have their compensations. I love you sweetie."


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Post Options Post Options   Quote Paisparke Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2006 at 3:06pm

That's MYYYY little girl!

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   Sex with Tom Cruise..

   ME-

   Him-

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Post Options Post Options   Quote kim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2006 at 3:56pm

SCREAM, KATIE...SCREAM!!!!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Mia Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2006 at 5:15am

A hand to Kim, for the best comment yet.

Good luck to Katie for the birth. 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Chukkal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 03 2006 at 1:50pm
I for one believe the pregnacy is a farce....she's wearing one of those phony baby bumps created by Hollywood........They will adopt when the baby is "born"......Oh look!  Here's our baby!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2006 at 9:42pm
Apparently a reporter interviewed TomKat recently, she smiled through the whole thing as if she were in a daze. Even when Tom told the reporter that his father was abusive. She just smiled...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Chukkal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 1:33pm
Deadguy, I believe I read the same article and the reporter said he felt she was "vacant".  You have to wonder why no has interviewed her family on this one.......What a farce!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 7:51pm
I'm telling you, he's going to throw a phone at a reporter right before the premiere of MI3.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Skin Tight Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 14 2006 at 4:41pm
It's the nervous laughter that gives Tom Cruise away.  Every time he gets asked a serious question, he finds it necessary to laugh as if he has EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL......
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 18 2006 at 7:22pm
TomKat has given birth to the hellspawn. It's a sign of the Apocalypse.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Chukkal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 21 2006 at 3:05pm

And I thought Michael Jackson was weird!!!

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