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    Posted: September 06 2006 at 6:11am

IS IT JUST US, OR DOES THIS IMAGE REMIND YOU of the SCENE WHERE THE CREATURE "POPS OUT" of JOHN HURT's CHEST in THE ORIGINAL ALIEN??

Katie: "WOW! She's already got more hair than L. Ron EVER did!!" 

 

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With all that hair, maybe she should be nick-named "The Suri with the Fringe on Top!"

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TOM: "Alright, who let her play with Bill Shatner's hairpiece?"

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Tom: "Jeez...only 3 months old, and she's already getting into my Grecian Formula!!"

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Katie: "Boy, could I use some of those post-partum anti-depressants right now..." 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Tom Cruise FAN Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 06 2006 at 11:05am
This is a new low, even for the Razzies -- Making fun of a newborn baby. Where's the humor in that??? 
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I guess if you didn't laugh at any of the postings above, then you're not who this Forum is aimed at. Myself, I laughed my A$$ off!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote ITbeast Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 07 2006 at 2:32am

Deadguy: That is s-s-s-o-o-o-o-o-o-o wrong, on so many levels...but I still could not help laughing my A$$ off!

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Response from Head RAZZberry: Here's a LINK to the main page of the web site that carries the above "Baby Vanity" item and more. It's called Milkfat.com...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote miladyblue Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 22 2006 at 10:10pm

Caption: I wonder if this would be the right time to tell Tom that Suri is also Japanese for pickpocket?

P.S. Deadguy76, you are one SICK puppy. Sheer Razzie poetry! Actually, that little animation is better than most of Tom's movies over the last few years.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 23 2006 at 10:20am
Maybe Winona Ryder should have had his baby??
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Loi13 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 23 2006 at 7:02pm
Quote-  This is a new low, even for the Razzies -- Making fun of a newborn baby. Where's the humor in that???

 I must agree.  I'm ussually pretty flexible when it comes to humor but geesh!  A newborn baby!  There are certain things that you just don't joke about.  One of these things just happens to be newborns. 
 
Quote-  Tom Cruise RULES!!!!!

  I used to think so too.  I'm angry at him now though because he apologized to Brooke Shields.

  I'm also angry at him for showing his child.  I think that if he felt it would be best for his child's emotional health not to show her to the media than he shouldn't show her.  That simple.

  I really shouldn't be talking about this on a board that's supposed to be for people putting subtitles on pictures of Suri.

  Sorry.
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What people don't know is that behind the scenes, Tom is actually on stilts, trying to be taller than the baby...
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