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    Posted: October 29 2008 at 8:01am

BASED on a BEST-SELLING SERIES of CHILDREN's BOOKS (SEE BELOW) THIS FAKE-SOUNDING MOVIE WILL APPARENTLY TOP-LINE THOSE CAMP ROCK TEENY-BOPPER IDOLS THE JONAS BROTHERS: HERE's a LINK to READ the INITIAL ITEM on the E!-TV WEB SITE ABOUT WALTER, the FARTING DOG...

AND HERE's a LINK to READ ABOUT WHICH "CANINE CHARACTER ACTOR" WANTS to PLAY the FLATULENT TITLE ROLE... 

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This is being directed by the Farrelly brothers. Wow, they can fall lower than their awful remake of "The Heartbreak Kid"...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote moat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 30 2008 at 10:38am

Most dogs already fart.
What did Walter do to get the title, "The Farting Dog?"

...On second thought, I don't want to know! 




 

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Maybe he can do the alphabet or something. Dare I suggest that anything that comes out of Walter's nether oriface is more intelligent than any dialogue in the most recent Rambo flick?
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Wow, this is what childern's entertainment has been reduced to. And I thought it couldn't get any lower than "Baby Geniuses".
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Heh heh heh... WAHHHHHH!!!! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO FILM!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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I hope this bombs. And parents will wake up, and smell reality(no, not their dogs Beneful-scented flatulence). Who would want to see this? Maybe this will be the Jonas' undoing...

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote CriticalFrank Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 04 2009 at 6:55am

Wow... this is just sad... I looked for active topics, and someone has revived a topic about a farting dog... Seriously? A farting dog??  

Well, at least this sounds better than Ghosts of Girlfriends Past...

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I guess they've got another movie lined up right after this. It's called, "No, Audience -- We Don't Respect your Intelligence!"  
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Can we follow that up with "Jar of Mayonaise: The 3D IMAX Event"?

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I"m still waiting for "Ass: The Movie" to come out, become the highest grossing movie ever, and win 12 Oscars.  

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Ass: The Movie... you only think 12 Oscars? Don't undersell the genius of the idea -- Make it "Ass: The Movie in 3-D" and it could be awarded EVERY Oscar given! 

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I assume that "grossing" is not intended as a pun??  

Originally posted by Michaels

I"m still waiting for "Ass: The Movie" to come out, become the highest grossing movie ever and win 12 Oscars.

 
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It has to be a pun. Something like that is too perfect NOT to be a pun... and to think I didn't catch that!  


Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Originally posted by Michaels

I"m still waiting for "Ass: The Movie" to come out, become the highest grossing movie ever and win 12 Oscars.

 

I assume that "grossing" is not intended as a pun.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote dEd Grimley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 05 2009 at 4:31am
Well, it sounds like we have a trilogy to make, boys... let's get crackin. We may need to go "borrow"MWG's camera...  
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Sweet! I've been working on the script for "Jar of Mayonaisse: The 3D IMAX Experience" for several years now, I think it is almost ready... Finally my dream can become a reality...

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