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    Posted: September 25 2010 at 2:56pm
Wow, this movie was such a flash in a pan, I forgot it was even made!
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I gave this movie 1/10(I could've given it 0).

I'm so dissapointed that you didn't nominate it for "Worst Picture".I'm also dissapointed that you nominated Ashlee Simpson.The movie didn't show she had any future as an actress,but at no point she did anything cconsidered bad acting.

A lot of you complain she's a bad singer.The thing I've always liked her songs and her voice,but after watching this movie I don't know if I can call her a good singer.Why?Her face never changes during her songs,showing that she doesn't feel them.That's not an obligation for musicians,but it's still something bad.
Originally posted by FeetOfClay

I read somewhere that Ashlee's character in this movie was supposed to be a lesbian, but her dad made them change that.
At one point LUKE asks BRIER if she and her roomate CLEA(Ashlee)are a couple,and she denies it.At no point her sexuality is established.But considering her dad was one of the exec. producers he may have changed.Hell,he probably told people to make the movie in the first place and give her a role!That would explain why it's as generic as an MTV film and why there's no stars(except BILL COMPTON and MRS. ARI GOLD(who weren't famous back then),and PRINCESS LEIA).
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Originally posted by FeetOfClay

I read somewhere that Ashlee's character in this movie was supposed to be a lesbian, but her dad made them change that.
                                                                                 I was just watching this, and I can attest to that. There were scenes were I could of sworn she would les' out. Shame, It could've made the movie better!
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Oh well, anyway, this is the second straight year 2 siblings have been nominated in the same category. (Referring the Olsen sisters, but they shared the nominations last year, Worst Actress and Worst Screen Couple, same thing for the Wayans brothers, Shawn and Marlon, but they also shared Worst Screenplay with Keenan Ivory Wayans, who was nominated for Worst Director as well.)
I still say the Simpson sisters aren't biologicaly related. Jessica has brown eyes and they look nothing alike.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote FeetOfClay Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 15 2006 at 4:55pm
I read somewhere that Ashlee's character in this movie was supposed to be a lesbian, but her dad made them change that.
But why should you care what I think?
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Oh well, anyway, this is the second straight year 2 siblings have been nominated in the same category. (Referring the Olsen sisters, but they shared the nominations last year, Worst Actress and Worst Screen Couple, same thing for the Wayans brothers, Shawn and Marlon, but they also shared Worst Screenplay with Keenan Ivory Wayans, who was nominated for Worst Director as well.)
The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 01 2005 at 6:58pm

What makes you think Britney Spears had a soul?

Now that Jessica's single I have a chance. If I ever wanted to hurt her feelings I could always say "I've had better before... but you haven't!" after sex.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote CookieMonster81 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 28 2005 at 9:59am

Pu-lease!

Jessica and Ashlee are the WORST actresses in the world. They aren't even considered actors. Jessica can't sing, dance or act. She is lucky she is married--oh wait, not anymore!

I guess she'll just have to sell her soul like Britney Spears. Oh wait, she's done that, too!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2005 at 7:23pm
Shall we speculate on the audio tech specs? lip sync in 5.1 surround!
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Yo, howdy all. BooBerry, here. Everybody's favorite poster here on Razzies.com with a quick report on this sorry excuse for a movie. According to amazon.com, UNDISCOVERED is scheduled to be released on DVD on December 27, 2005! (Just in time for the nominating ballots, by the way! )

Here's link to check for yourself:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000BQYX4C/qid =1129883311/sr=8-2/ref=pd_bbs_2/002-1974372-6593640?v=glance &s=dvd&n=507846

Just letting you all know.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 08 2005 at 7:06pm

Ok so I admit I watched SNL, but hey I've been watching since the late 80s when Phil Hartmann was still alive.

Ashlee has a new bleach blonde 'do that makes her look like a fifth rate Paris Hilton wannabe. Here's my David Spade impression: "Ashlee, I don't care about the real Paris Hilton (sarcastic voice) and I don't care about the fake one."

Before singing a pathetic whiny ballad, she states "I wrote this song after my last experience." What experience?? You didn't do anything last time except lip-sync!!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2005 at 7:19pm
I wonder if they actually sang happy birthday, or used tape. Hmm....
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 02 2005 at 6:42pm

It's lip-sync Simpson's birthday today. Yippee

Also, she's going to be the musical guest on next weeks Saturday Night Live. Maybe she'll remember that it's a "live" show and you have to do your own singing. Then again, who the hell would want to hear her sing? I personally don't care what she sounds like. I (like everyone else) am just waiting for the Maxim spread.

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Originally posted by HeadRAZZBerry

According to their IMdB Bios (and the IMdB IS, admittedly, WRONG at least 5% of the time) Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were both born in Texas in 1980 and 1984, respectively, to parents "Joe & Tina Simpson." So the sibling rumor SEEMS to be true. Besides, why would ANYONE claim to be related to EITHER ONE of these two Brainless BLonde Bimbos if they weren't -- It's not likie the claim would help either of them be taken more seriously!  
I was flipping through the channels the other day and I saw a special on E! channel. It showed both the Simpson parents who have BLUE EYES. Which would make it biologically impossible for Jessica to be their child since she has brown eyes. Blue eyes are recessive trait, Brown dominant. Who are Jessica simpson's real parents?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote HeadRAZZBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 08 2005 at 1:58am

This Just In: According to B.O. MoJo, UNDISCOVERED may have set a New Box Office Record -- Lowest Per Screen Average EVER: On Tuesday, September 6, this film took in...$12 per theatre!  No word yet on whether the one-and-three-fifths people per venue who attended UNDISCOVERED that day did or did not enjoy the experience  ...

To track its further plummet in The Red Ink Record Books, here's a LINK to B.O. MoJo's page for it:

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=daily&id=undis covered.htm

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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 29 2005 at 2:17pm
Razz, I have a feeling that UNDISCOVERED is gonna be buried in the same
landfill as that other MESSTERPIECE, HOUSE OF "D"
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