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    Posted: February 03 2013 at 7:21am
LINCOLN  

Directed by Sean Anders, 
Written by David Caspe  

...and starring: Adam Sandler as Abraham Lincoln, 
Katherine Heigl as Mary Todd Lincoln, 
Nicolas Cage as William Seward, 
Robert Pattinson as Robert Lincoln, 
Nick Swardson as W.N. Bilbo, 
Liam Neeson as Preston Blair,
Vanilla Ice as Thaddeus Stevens, 
David Hasselhoff as Robert Latham, 
Russell Brand as Alexander Stephens, 
Al Pacino as Edwin Stanton, 
Patrick Dempsey as Richard Schell, 
Taylor Lautner as John Hay, 
Gerard Butler as Ulysses S. Grant, 
Ashton Kutcher as Fernando Wood, 
Billy Ray Cyrus as George Pendleton
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THE APARTMENT

Directed and written by Vondie Curtis-Hall

Tyrese Gibson as CC Baxter
Mariah Carey as Fran Kubelik
Terrence Howard as Jeff D. Sheldrake
Tim Roth as Joe Dobisch
Vin Diesel as Dr. Dreyfuss
Paul Walker as Al Kirkeby
Jordana Brewster as Mrs. Margie McDougall
Elsa Pataki as Sylvia
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as Mrs. Mildred Dreyfuss
Shia LaBeouf as Karl Matuschka
Josh Duhamel as Mr. Vanderhoff
Patrick Dempsey as Mr. Eichelberger
Megan Fox as Miss Olsen
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MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS

Produced, directed and written by Uwe Boll

Dominic Purcell as Hercule Poirot
Lauren Holly as Mrs. Hubbard
Luke Perry as Bianchi
Kristanna Loken as Greta
Leelee Sobieski as Countess Andrenyi
Jason Statham as Pierre
Burt Reynolds as Col. Arbuthnot
Ray Liotta as Beddoes
Geraldine Chaplin as Princess Dragomiroff
Ben Kingsley as McQueen
Michelle Rodriguez as Mary Debenham
Tara Reid as Hildegarde
Christian Slater as Ratchett
Stephen Dorf as Count Andrenyi
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MYSTIC RIVER

Produced and directed by Uwe Boll

Casper Van Diem as Jimmy Markum
Billy Zane as Dave Boyle
Val Kilmer as Sean Devine
50 Cent as Whitey Powers
Elisabeth Berkley as Celeste Boyle
Jennifer Lopez as Annabeth Markum
Ben Affleck as Val Savage
Kevin Sorbo as Brendan Harris
Mary-Kate Olsen as Katie Markum
James Franco as Silent Ray Harris
Brendan Fraser as Nick Savage
Daniel Brühl as Kevin Savage
Miranda Richardson as Esther Harris
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The Man Who Came To Dinner
Directed and produced by Uwe Boll

Paris Hilton as Maggie Cutler
Lindsay Lohan as Lorraine Sheldon
Gilbert Gottfried as Sheridan Whiteside
Hayden Christensen as Bert Jefferson
Ben Stein as Banjo
Roseanne Barr as Mrs. Ernest Stanley
Paul Merton as Beverly Carlton
Adam Sandler (in drag) as June Stanley
Burt Reynolds as Mr. Ernest Stanley
Tom Cruise as Dr. Bradley
Carrie Fisher as Miss Preen
Ashton Kutcher as Richard Stanley
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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JOHNNY GUITAR

Directed by Uwe Boll

Mary-Kate Olsen as Vienna
Kevin Sorbo as Johnny Guitar
Dominique Swain as Emma Small
Emilio Estévez as Dancin' Kid
William Forsythe as John McIvers
Vincent Cassel as Turkey Ralston
Kris Kristofferson as Burt Lonergan
Matt Damon as Corey
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Hellraiser

Written and directed by Roland Emmerich and Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
Produced by Michael Bay

Starring:
Rihanna as Juilia Cotton
Mike Myers as Larry Cotton/Frank Cotton
Emma Bell as Kristy Cotton
Ken Jeong as Frank the Monster
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Convoy
A Woody Allen Production
Written and directed by Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone as Martin 'Rubber Duck' Penwald
Dolly Parton as Melissa
Paul Reubens as Sheriff Lyle 'Cottonmouth' Wallace
Burt Reynolds as Bobby 'Love Machine' 'Pig Pen'
Grace Jones as Widow Woman
Michael Winslow as Spider Mike
Eddie Deezen as Chuck Arnoldi
Adam Sandler as Governer Jerry Haskins
Rosie O'Donnell as Violet
William Shatner as Federal Agent Hamilton 
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It Pays To Be Ignorant
Written and Directed by Clint Eastwood
Produced by Mel Gibson

Don Rickles as Tom Howard
Bob Newhart as George Shelton
Madonna as Lulu McConnell
Ben Stein as Harry McNaughton

Shaquille O'Neal and his Rhythm Busters

John Cena...Paris Hilton...Lindsay Lohan...Hayden Christensen as Military contestants
Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood special guest panelists
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Originally posted by Razzilla

Oh God...  I remember saying at my Salvation Army kettle stand to someone who mentioned the Tooth Fairy...and I said "It could have been worse...  It COULD have been Larry The Cable Guy taking over for the Rock"...

I pray that wasn't the producer of that remake...or related to him in any way...


Oh definitely! Let's hope that doesn't happen.

Will it?
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Oh God...  I remember saying at my Salvation Army kettle stand to someone who mentioned the Tooth Fairy...and I said "It could have been worse...  It COULD have been Larry The Cable Guy taking over for the Rock"...

I pray that wasn't the producer of that remake...or related to him in any way...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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SHOWGIRLS
 
Starring Vin Diesel, Joy Behar and Whoopie Goldberg
Directed by Adam Sandler
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the social network

co-directed by michael bay, tom brady, bill condon, dennis dugan and garry marshall

starring
adam sandler as mark zuckerberg
russell brand as eduardo saverin
nick swardson as sean parker
nicolas cage as cameron and tyler winklevoss
taylor launter as divya narendra
al pacino as peter thiel
ken jeong as christy lee (in drag)
patrick dempsey as dustin moskovitz
james franco as josh thompson
martin lawrence as himself
brandon t jackson as himself
sarah jessica parker as herself
sarah palin as herself
kirsten stewart as erica albright
katie holmes as marylin delpy
david spade as larry summers
rosie huntingon whitely as amelia ritter
nicole kidman as alice cantwel
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UP
 
Produced, directed and written by M. Night Shyamalan.
 
Steve Martin as Carl Fredricksen
Noah Ringer as Russell
Burt Reynolds as Charles Muntz
Ashton Kutcher as Dug/Alpha
Gerard Butler as Beta
Taylor Lautner as Gamma
Jack Black as Construction Foreman Tom
Nicola Peltz as Young Ellie
Thomas Horn as Young Carl
Sarah Jessica Parker as Police Officer Edith
Robert Pattinson as Construction Worker Steve
Jackson Rathbone as Nurse George
Rob Schneider as Nurse AJ
George Lopez as Omega
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How about a movie version of a cinematic video game? 

FINAL FANTASY VIII,  

Directed by Uwe Boll,  

Hayden Christensen as Squall   

Lacey Chabert as Rinoa 
Larry the Cable Guy as Irvine 
Paris Hilton as Quistis 
Rosie O'Donnell as NORG 
Demi Lovado as Selphie 
Dolph Lundgren as Seifer 
Davi Vanity (Blood on the Dance Floor) as Zell
Nathan Lane as Cid
Steve Martin as Laguna
Diane Keaton as Julia (Imagine her singing "Eyes on Me")
Emma Watson as Ultimecia
Kate Hudson as Raine
Anne Hathaway as Edea
Sarah Jessica Parker as Adel
Chow Yun-Fat as Doc Odine
Summer Bishil as Ellone
Cuba Gooding Jr. as Kiros
William Shatner as Ward
In advance, I warn the world that I have lost my sanity to Turkish Star Wars. Be prepared...
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