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    Posted: December 23 2007 at 4:24am

THE TITLE of THIS ONE SEEMS LIKE a SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY (OR a CHALLENGE to CRITICS to COME UP with VICIOUS REJOINDERS): IN WITLESS PROTECTION, 2005 WORST ACTRESS "WINNER" JENNY McCARTHY, 2006 WORST ACTOR NOMINEE LARRY THE CABLE GUY,  and 2007 WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR CONTENDER ERIC ROBERTS JOIN FORCES with a WRITER/DIRECTOR WHOSE RESUME SUGGESTS HE HASN'T WORKED in NEARLY 5 YEARS. THEY'VE MADE a SO-CALLED "COMEDY."  THE RESULT??

H-M-M-M...COULD IT BE...ONE BERRY BAD MOVIE??

FEEL FREE to FLING HASH at THIS FLAMING DOGGIE BAG of a MOVIE BELOW... 

Jenny: "Would you rather watch our movie...or have scalding hot coffee poured on your scrotum?"

The Audience: "We're thinking...We're thinking..."

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"I have a hunch, Mr. Spock.  A premonition, if you will.  That this...  just...  might be...  the end...  of civilization...  as we know it." 

"Captain, you'll have to say that again. I did not comprehend a word of that." 

 

Indeed, this just may be the end of civilization!

 

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Maybe the title makes a lot of sense. This movie will definitely be WITLESS!  

 

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Larry: "Hey...I didn't ask for a RAZZIE flambe!!"
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 27 2007 at 3:06am
Isn't Larry the Cable Guy's fifteen minutes up yet?
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Larry The Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy: A match made in Razzie Heaven!  
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It's like the filmmakers were purposely TRYING to get Razzie nominations.
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Here's a trailer.  Be warned.  Watching this is like being the one officer at the end of the trailer.  "RAZZIE MEMBER DOWN!" . . . I'll be cruel and let you watch it so you'll know what I mean. . . .

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It looks to be the best parts of the movie made the trailer that time... I got paid $50 to preview this turkey at the MGM Grand and felt sorry that I ever got picked out of the crowd to see it over some poor unsuspecting tourist...

I even put in the "review" that "In order to get a single laugh out of that movie you need to give us more money"...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Originally posted by Razzilla

I even put in the "review" that "In order to get a single laugh out of that movie you need to give us more money"...

           

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 31 2008 at 3:20pm
Can we give a lifetime achievement award to Larry now, before his acting skills get even colder???

Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Originally posted by Razzilla

Can we give a lifetime achievement award to Larry now,
before his acting skills get even colder???


Naaaaaaaah!

I bet we haven't seen ol Larry scratch the surface of his thespian abilities
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What amazes me is that this turd was the biggest comedian of 2006!  Who the $%&*^ is paying to see this guy's crap!?!?

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"Look out!!  I let another turd loose!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 20 2008 at 4:01pm
Originally posted by Kendan

What amazes me is that this turd was the biggest
comedian of 2006!  Who the $%&*^ is paying to see this guy's crap!?!?



The same kind of folks who turned out for Jeff Foxworthy in the 80s
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If he would give up doing live action moves and just stick to doing voice over work (A.K.A Cars) he would be okay...Unfortunetaly, people will still keep making his live action flicks as long as you got people eager to burn a hole in their wallet

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