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    Posted: February 06 2008 at 1:30am

WHO CAN EXPLAIN the MEDIA's FASCINATION with ALL THINGS PARIS? THE WOMAN HAS NO REASON for BEING "FAMOUS"...EXCEPT THAT SHE IS FAMOUS (KINDA LIKE HER GREAT AUNT-in-LAW ZSA ZSA GABOR).

IN THE HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE (GIVEN a THANKFULLY LIMITED THEATRICAL RELEASE) OUR 2005 WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS RAZZIE® "WINNER" PLAYS a "HOTTIE" WHOSE BEST FRIEND MAKES BARBARA BUSH SEEM SEXY (A "NOTTIE" -- GET IT?). TO GET a DATE with HILTON, a GUY WHO's HAD a CRUSH on HER SINCE GRADE SCHOOL MUST MATCH UP the HIDEOUS BEST FRIEND WITH a DATE AS WELL...1.8 CHUCKLES ENSUE, ALONG with an ALMOST PRE-DESTINED WORST ACTRESS NOD (AND LIKELY "WIN") for PARIS. 

THIS ONE IS SO AWFUL, WE'RE WILLING to GIVE OUR OUT-of-TOWN VOTING MEMBERS a PASS, and LET 'EM VOTE for IT SIGHT UNSEEN.

OUR L.A. AREA MEMBERS WILL NOT BE SO LUCKY: HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE WILL BE the MAIN FEATURE at THIS YEAR's RAZZIE® PRE-VUE NITE on JANUARY 10...

PARIS: "...and for our wedding video, I hired the cameraman who shot my OTHER best-known video appearances!"

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PARIS: "...and for our wedding video, I hired the cameraman who shot my OTHER best-known video appearances!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote moat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 06 2008 at 8:33am
Today, Feb. 6, is Zsa Zsa's birthday.

It's nice that we can celebrate this occasion by ragging on her successor.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 06 2008 at 12:35pm

I just remembered a scene from "A Nightmare On Elm Street 3". Zsa Zsa is getting interviewed by some guy. Halfway through, the guy turns into Freddy and says: "Why should I give a f*ck?" I have those same feelings towards her grand-niece... 

  

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Kendan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 07 2008 at 12:07am

"Let's see....I've slept with him, and him Oh and I really had him!  Who's left, I've only got a few more minutes before I'm off the market!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote wetbandit82 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 07 2008 at 11:46am
The basic flaw with this:  what good is ANY relationship that's essentially built on a lie?  It's a mistake almost every intendedly romantic film that's based on an agreement between two of the characters makes, and that usually drives the audience away because they want screen relationships with some level of sustenance, that they can relate to more closely.  By continuing to claim such situations are entertaining--and by extension morally acceptable--they're only laying the road for more Parises and the like. 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote ITbeast Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 08 2008 at 6:09pm
It must be nice to have money to spend on fantasy and not deal with reality...Even when your told straight to the face that you Suck!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Alana Smithee Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2008 at 12:40pm
Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

I just remembered a scene from "A Nightmare On Elm Street 3". Zsa Zsa is getting interviewed by some guy. Halfway through, the guy turns into Freddy and says: "Why should I give a f*ck?" I have those same feelings towards her grand-niece...




That some guy is Dick Cavett, one of the finest interviewers to interview interviewees.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 18 2008 at 1:07am
Originally posted by Kendan

"Let's see....I've slept with him, and him Oh and I really had him!  Who's left, I've only got a few more minutes before I'm off the market!"

So what if you he's slept with you. I mean, who hasn't?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 18 2008 at 4:43am
I read on MSN that this might be the worst film ever.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 19 2008 at 3:54am
This just in: this film has an F at Yahoo. The only other films to get an F rating, that I know of, are "Gigli", "Shainghai Surprise", "Leonard Part Six", and "Manos-The Hands Of Fate".
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Post Options Post Options   Quote WaterBoySucks Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 26 2008 at 6:02am
 If Paris isn't being featured in a excruciating death scene, why bother?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2008 at 10:47am
I was just reading intouch and they mentioned us when they discussed the film's poor box-office performance.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2008 at 9:33pm
Aren't you glad the Razzberry members voices are being heard? We're like an underground rebel movement. The CPLA: Cinematic People's Liberation Army.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote cvcjr13 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2008 at 5:30am

Paris Hilton is doing a reality show about searching for a new BFF.  Since we had Hilton x4 with Bratz: The Movie, I'm not sure this is contributing anything new, and like Bratz, this isn't contributing anything good.

I nominate the HeadRAZZBerry to be Hilton's BFF.  Think of all the sage advice he could give her! . . .

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Post Options Post Options   Quote cvcjr13 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 30 2008 at 9:14pm

If I could only make this up. . .

Click here to see a CNN vidclip of Paris Hilton belly-dancing in Turkey.

She says about all that she does, "I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there."

 

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