Who to Kick in the Ca-REAR?!?!?!

Weird. I'm having the same discussions on multiple websites today. Spent a good chunk of the day talking about how terrible Dragonball looks...   

Age has only one benefit; it teaches you that the long view is not to be underappreciated, and not everything needs to happen right now, this instant. I've never really indicated that Boll isn't worthy of our attentions, particularly for his present efforts. However, when "career" awards come under consideration, there are numerous names that have never really been appropriately discussed who have made monumental contributions to the art of bad film.

If Uwe Boll never makes another movie, he has a pretty impressive list of bad films to consider, but they'll be just as bad 10 or 15 or 20 years from now while other worthy names are considered. I'd be inclined to make the same argument for Keanu Reeves. I thnk it's way to early to be tossing his name in the hat, although that has been done.

Was Boll's career as long as Stallone's? No. Is he worthy of our attention? Hell yeah! The man's career is over, and it was a career that was nothing but turds that shouldn't have been made in the first place. Stallone will always have "Rocky 1" and "Copland", but there's no silver lining to Boll's cloudy filmography (does that count as a word?). Let's face it, when your last movie is released in ONE theater, someone should stick a fork in you, because you're done. Now you can say he's still young and could rebound any day now, but with such crap like "BloodRayne 3" and "Zombie Massacre" listed as works in pre-production Hades, I doubt he will make any comeback.

We still act as though this catagory is down to Stallone and Boll; mind you, Madonna and Keanu Reeves are also in it. Madonna is the female equal to Stallone when it comes to bad movies, and she has quit acting, so she is VERY worthy of this award, too. And Reeves has managed to dodge us more than any other actor, so this might be as good as time as any to razz him with the 20th anniversary of "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" being around the corner, the movie that made him a star in the first place. We'll know for sure in less than a week who will get Razzed indeed.

Any hopes on Elvis in the future???  I think he's been involved with more bombs than the Air Force...

All right...more corn than Iowa might be more accurate...

It seems as if words are being put into my mouth. At no point did I ever accuse razziesucks of making personal attacks on me. I merely pointed out that his name is an affront to the organization, however, I followed that with an assurance that it was unlikely that he would be insulted in kind. As to Mayhem, he might want to go back and objectively read his "good natured" post.

Now, I just want to comment on one quote by razziesucks:

Actually, you did, at the very least, attempt to raise First Blood to that level by referring to it as "a great film." In the 100 year history of motion pictures, roughly 0-2 truly great films have been released in any given year on average. FB isn't on that list. Citizen Kane, Gone With The Wind, The Godfather, Wizard of Oz and Rambo:First Blood? One of these things is not like theothers...Sorry...it just isn't in that company. You may enjoy it...it may be your favorite film, more power to you...but it isn't a "great film" by any measure.

Incidentally,

Benjamin Button also failed to win a Golden Glob, which historically is a poor indicator of what AMPAS will do. The guess here is that it might get nominated...it won't win...but I could be wrong.