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alexaf 
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 Topic: Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK!Posted: July 05 2011 at 9:31am |
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Is it in 3-D?
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BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 13 2010 at 4:02pm |
Who knows, it might become the best selling non-fiction book ever written! |
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The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.
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GTAHater767
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Posted: May 13 2010 at 12:50pm |
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I think we should publish that!
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RAZZIE Dirty Dozen: Battlefield Earth, F G Fingered, Pluto Nash, A Sound of Thunder, Alone in the Dark, Dirty Love, Rise Silver Srfr, Daddy Day Camp, IKWKM, The Love Guru, All About Steve, Airbender
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BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 13 2010 at 11:34am |
Screenwriter: Sir, remember when everyone said that the Y2K bug would wipe out all the computers in the world, so we didn't bother to save any of those new screenplays we wrote?
Studio Head: Yes.
Screenwriter: Well, that Y2K didn't happen, so now we're left with nothing. What should we do?
Studio Head: Hmmm, if we don't have any new ideas, then we should just make sequels and remakes of old movies. Yes, that's it! We'll just remake any movie that's anywhere between 3 to 30 years old! And we'll make sequels to movies from 20 years! Oh, oh, and to top it all off, we'll make adaptations of comic books, video games, and even amusement park rides and board games for the next 10 years!
Screenwriter: Good idea, sir!
Studio Head: Of course it is!
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GTAHater767
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Posted: May 11 2010 at 8:33pm |
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Somebody more artistically talented than me could develop a good stand-up comedy routine about it.
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BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 11 2010 at 7:19pm |
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Maybe studio heads thought the world was going to come to an end because of the so-called "Y2K bug", so they didn't bother to stock up on good movie ideas, and then decided "Screw it, we'll get by on remakes, sequels, reboots, and adaptations!".
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GTAHater767
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Posted: May 11 2010 at 5:17pm |
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How could it be? With Y2K comes the swift downfall of creativity! How could this have happened?
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BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 11 2010 at 4:01pm |
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Yep, I claim 2000 as The Year That the Entertainment Industry Went to S*** Almost Overnight. Since then, Hollywood hasn't even been trying to make any good, original product ... unless of course, they want an Oscar or Emmy for their troubles!
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Posted: May 11 2010 at 3:20pm |
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I spit on that trend. Since 2000, television and movies just haven't been the same. 1999 was so short on bad movies they had to nominate The Blair Witch Project and Big Daddy for Worst Picture. not only that, but most of '999's RAZZIE classics I hadn't even heard of! Several long-running shows premiered in 1999 as well. Then comes Triple-O, and everything goes to Hell. Few good shows, few good movies, notoriously sinister collections of RAZZIE nominations all millennium (so far). |
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BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 11 2010 at 11:16am |
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Well, there's the rebooted "Knight Rider," that got canceled. "V" is on the chopping block. "Hawaii 5-0" is coming next fall, but I'm guessing that won't last long. And of course, there's "Parenthood." Don't you love how television is equally as unoriginal as movies are?!
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Posted: May 10 2010 at 8:55pm |
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Good riddance. How many other RAZZIE contenders were adapted into TV shows in the past 3 years that they need to cancel?
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BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 10 2010 at 11:49am |
Studio heads decided to cancel it on March 4th.
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Posted: May 09 2010 at 8:40pm |
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Is it possible HeadRAZZBerry thought The Heartbreak Kid [remake] to be the lesser of two evils because it didn't differ from the source material as much? And when did the Legend of the Seeker go off the air?
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BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 09 2010 at 8:09pm |
And yet "Legend Of The Seeker" became a TV series. Go figure!
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Posted: May 09 2010 at 6:24pm |
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I said it before and I'll say it again:That was one of the best comedies of 2007,and the most underrated movie of that year.
HeadRAZZBerry didn't exactly like The Heartbreak Kid [remake], but he thought it was a godsend compared to THE SEEKER: THE DARK IS RISING.
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BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 09 2010 at 5:02pm |
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The remake of "Heartbreak Kid" was nothing but gross-out humor, all of which fell flat on its face. I'm glad it bombed!!
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