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thomsonmg2000
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Topic: Daddy, What’re You Doing w/That TIE?!?Posted: October 15 2009 at 2:03pm |
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*rolls eye*
Between crappy remakes like this and torture porn like Saw, horror's dead in Hollywood. It's only the horror comedies like Zombieland and indie films such as Paranormal Activities that are keeping the horror movie on life support. That's all I have to say. Interestingly, this director has directed episodes of good shows such as Prison Break and Nip/Tuck. Guess not everyone can be like JJ Abrahms when transferring from TV to the big screen. There's also another stinker coming out this week: Law Abiding Citizens |
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Seltzerberg is back?
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!! http://www.disastermovie.org http://www.vampiressuck.org/ |
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moviewizguy
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Posted: October 15 2009 at 10:54am |
Well, actually, it makes sense releasing it like a week or 2 before the actual date because if you release it on the date, then Christmas/Thanksgiving comes right around the corner. I can see why the studios do that but I don't understand why H2 was released at the end of August. |
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dEd Grimley
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Posted: October 15 2009 at 6:31am |
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Someone really needs to tell these people... If you don't have an idea for a movie, don't make a movie! Don't just remake something that no one's ever heard of just because you want to keep busy. Unfortunately, that's part of being an artist - you can't always find work, and you don't always get to make @#$%loads of money...
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MiguelAntilsu
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Posted: October 15 2009 at 3:00am |
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Who would have thought that two days after the season premiere of Nip/Tuck, the star of Nip/Tuck would appear in something this horrendous?
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Picture/Breaking Dawn Actor/Nick Swardson Actress/Adam Sandler Sup Actor/Ken Jeong Sup. Actress/Leighton Meester Director/Dennis Dugan Screenplay/Breaking Dawn |
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Michaels
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Posted: October 15 2009 at 12:53am |
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Gee, another holiday themed movie (like "I Hate Valentine's Day") that would have made more sense to be released on or around the actual day of the holiday. Overall, it's looks like the same old "my single parent is marrying someone who might be a serial killer, but no one believes me until it's too late" story.
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HeadRAZZBerry
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Posted: October 14 2009 at 11:48am |
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ABOUT THREE-QUARTERS of the WAY THRU 2009, HOLLYWOOD HAD ALREADY REMADE MOST of the WELL-KNOWN HORROR/SUSPENSE MOVIES. SO, THEY TURNED to REMAKING the NOT-SO-WELL-REMEMBERED ONES... THE ORIGINAL 1987 STEPFATHER WAS SOMETHING of a SLEEPER HIT, BUT WOULD HARDLY MAKE ANYONE's PRIORITY LIST of "CLASSICS" RIPE for BEING REMADE. THE PROMOs for THIS REMAKE MAKE IT LOOK LIKE STANDARD-ISSUE TEEN-AGERS-to-the-RESCUE / DRIVE-IN-QUALITY FARE. AND IT's FROM the DIRECTOR of the SURPRISINGLY NOT RAZZIE® NOMINATED 2008 REMAKE of PROM NIGHT. AT LEAST the TWO ADULT LEADS ARE ACTORS CAPABLE of GIVING GOOD PERFORMANCES...BUT WHEN THEY'RE GETTING GOOD MONEY to BE in DREK LIKE THIS... GOTTA GO NOW... I PLAN to BE ALL DRESSED UP and READY WHEN HOLLYWOOD ANNOUNCES the STAR-STUDDED MEMORIAL SERVICE for ORIGINALITY -- WHICH, CONSIDERING IT WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD in JANUARY, SHOULD BE HELD at FOREST LAWN ANY DAY NOW...
STEP-DAD: "Okay, who wants me to cut 'em the first slice of RAZZberry pie?!?!?" |
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