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    Posted: October 15 2009 at 2:03pm
*rolls eye*
Between crappy remakes like this and torture porn like Saw, horror's dead in Hollywood. It's only the horror comedies like Zombieland and indie films such as Paranormal Activities that are keeping the horror movie on life support. That's all I have to say.

Interestingly, this director has directed episodes of good shows such as Prison Break and Nip/Tuck. Guess not everyone can be like JJ Abrahms when transferring from TV to the big screen.

There's also another stinker coming out this week: Law Abiding Citizens
Seltzerberg is back?

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Michaels

Gee, another holiday themed movie (like "I Hate Valentine's Day") that would have made more sense to be released on or around the actual day of the holiday. Overall, it's looks like the same old "my single parent is marrying someone who might be a serial killer, but no one believes me until it's too late" story.

Well, actually, it makes sense releasing it like a week or 2 before the actual date because if you release it on the date, then Christmas/Thanksgiving comes right around the corner. I can see why the studios do that but I don't understand why H2 was released at the end of August.
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Someone really needs to tell these people... If you don't have an idea for a movie, don't make a movie! Don't just remake something that no one's ever heard of just because you want to keep busy. Unfortunately, that's part of being an artist - you can't always find work, and you don't always get to make @#$%loads of money...

 
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Who would have thought that two days after the season premiere of Nip/Tuck, the star of Nip/Tuck would appear in something this horrendous?
MY Current Razzie Frontrunners:
Picture/Breaking Dawn
Actor/Nick Swardson
Actress/Adam Sandler
Sup Actor/Ken Jeong
Sup. Actress/Leighton Meester
Director/Dennis Dugan
Screenplay/Breaking Dawn
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Gee, another holiday themed movie (like "I Hate Valentine's Day") that would have made more sense to be released on or around the actual day of the holiday. Overall, it's looks like the same old "my single parent is marrying someone who might be a serial killer, but no one believes me until it's too late" story.
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Posts: 4046 		Post Options Post Options   Quote HeadRAZZBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2009 at 11:48am

ABOUT THREE-QUARTERS of the WAY THRU 2009, HOLLYWOOD HAD ALREADY  REMADE MOST of the WELL-KNOWN HORROR/SUSPENSE MOVIES. SO, THEY TURNED to REMAKING the NOT-SO-WELL-REMEMBERED ONES...

THE ORIGINAL 1987 STEPFATHER WAS SOMETHING of a SLEEPER HIT, BUT WOULD HARDLY MAKE ANYONE's PRIORITY LIST of "CLASSICS" RIPE for BEING REMADE. THE PROMOs for THIS REMAKE MAKE IT LOOK LIKE STANDARD-ISSUE TEEN-AGERS-to-the-RESCUE / DRIVE-IN-QUALITY FARE. AND IT's FROM the DIRECTOR of the SURPRISINGLY NOT RAZZIE® NOMINATED 2008 REMAKE of PROM NIGHT. AT LEAST the TWO ADULT LEADS ARE ACTORS CAPABLE of GIVING GOOD PERFORMANCES...BUT WHEN THEY'RE GETTING GOOD MONEY to BE in DREK LIKE THIS...

GOTTA GO NOW... I PLAN to BE ALL DRESSED UP and READY WHEN HOLLYWOOD ANNOUNCES the STAR-STUDDED MEMORIAL SERVICE for ORIGINALITY -- WHICH, CONSIDERING IT WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD in JANUARY, SHOULD BE HELD at FOREST LAWN ANY DAY NOW...


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