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    Posted: December 12 2005 at 8:25am

He's the World's Foremost Proponent of a Religion That Can Be Directly Blamed for BATTLEFIELD EARTH...But What is TOM CRUISE Saying (or Thinking) in THIS PHOTO??

TOM: "Damnit! I'm about to go on live TV, and those idiots at the Scientology Center wrote the cheat notes on my palm TOO SMALL TO READ!"

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CRUISE: "Did you SEE the reaction to all my anti-psychiatry ravings?!? Maybe I'd better just swallow this fistful of anti-depressants..."

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CRUISE: "Dude... my hands are, like, huge!"

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“Um... five... um... um...”

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Post Options Post Options   Quote poopman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 12 2005 at 8:19pm

"Eat with right hand wipe with left...no, wait, eat with left hand wipe with right...no, wait..."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote seanwdragon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2005 at 2:33am

"Every time I touch myself, I kill a kitten..."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote ZagoZana Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2005 at 11:26am

"Look 'hand,' I'm tired of you always telling me what to do...

OK...OK...OK..., but you wait 'till later when we're alone!

I'm on camera now!!"

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"Where did this rash come from? Must have been from my latest street corner pickup. Katie must be REAL glad that we have never consummated our phony relationship. Thank heavens there's artificial insemination!"

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"My god its full of stars! And I'm not one of them!! Ah,the Hell with it..."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote chicken_hawk Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2005 at 5:30pm

"WOW! I can count how many good movies I've made with one hand..."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Python Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2005 at 8:01am

Cruise: "My hand smells funny. Perhaps it wasn't wise to have it in my back pocket when I farted!"

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Darbicus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 14 2005 at 11:17am

"Look at my lifeline, I'll have attained the rank of 437th level Grand High Poobah in this religion in no time!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 15 2005 at 12:03pm

Tom: "Xenu, get out of my hand THIS INSTANT!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Nasty Man Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 15 2005 at 1:47pm

TOM: "Okay, if nobody else will, I guess I'll have to give myself a hand!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote FW-Skins Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 15 2005 at 5:42pm

"Nanu, nanu..."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote RaInMaN Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 15 2005 at 10:13pm

"Wait... It can't be... My invisibility has worn off!!"

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