QuoteReplyTopic: A LEGION Cause of Laughter in Theatres?!? Posted: November 20 2010 at 5:25pm
Just saw this movie... Jesus Christ what a sh*thole movie, bad acting, bad special effects, bad action scenes, and a stupid plot. It's a shame January Releases tend to be forgotten by award season, cause this one should be a top contender in multiple categories.
'Cause he makes for a great crazy person with his breaking out into mumbling nonsense and loud noises.
The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.
You want a good religion based movie? See Kevin Smith's "Dogma". Or, even better, Bill Maher's "Religulous". Now that's a faith centered movie to sink your teeth into.
I'm considerin'to name RELIGULOUS my favorite documentary,along with THIS IS IT!.Those are the only ones I've seen.I have a thing for docs..
Originally posted by Kaz
This is all a plot to scare the hell out of people so that someone can make a sequel to 2012 (I like to call it "2013: Electric Boogaloo") to scare the Jesus into folks by saying "blue aliens, vampires, pissed as sh*t aliens and Jack Black are coming to end your very existence come 12/22/12! REPENT! REPENT!"
This is all a plot to scare the hell out of people so that someone can make a sequel to 2012 (I like to call it "2013: Electric Boogaloo") to scare the Jesus into folks by saying "blue aliens, vampires, pissed as sh*t aliens and Jack Black are coming to end your very existence come 12/22/12! REPENT! REPENT!"
Good one!
The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.
This is all a plot to scare the hell out of people so that someone can make a sequel to 2012 (I like to call it "2013: Electric Boogaloo") to scare the Jesus into folks by saying "blue aliens, vampires, pissed as sh*t aliens and Jack Black are coming to end your very existence come 12/22/12! REPENT! REPENT!"
I really wish someone would construct a contract with Kevin Smith that doesn't pay him by the number of times one of his characters drops an "f" bomb
I think you're onto something there. That would explain alot.
The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.
You want a good religion based movie? See Kevin Smith's "Dogma". Or, even better, Bill Maher's "Religulous". Now that's a faith centered movie to sink your teeth into.
Two outstanding films, although I really wish someone would construct a contract with Kevin Smith that doesn't pay him by the number of times one of his characters drops an "f" bomb
Nine times out of ten, in art as in life, there is no truth to be discovered, only an error to be exposed.--H.L. Menken
You want a good religion based movie? See Kevin Smith's "Dogma". Or, even better, Bill Maher's "Religulous". Now that's a faith centered movie to sink your teeth into.
The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.
Yeah, they really marketed the hell out of this one.
Yet another pregnant woman -whether pregant with the next savior or anti-savior - and a huge celestral battle over her and the fate of her child.
Yawn.
As for God losing faith in humanity, I found the line in Romero's Day of the Dead far more chilling: that God started up the zombie apocolypse because He wanted to show Man "what Hate looked like". As scary as that might be, I find the concept flawed. If and when a diety decides to wipe the slate of sentient life on his world clean, I doubt he/she/it would use so inefficient a method as zombies, "angels", whatever.
Frankly, the only horror movie with a religious premise that scared me - and continues to scare me to this day - was the Exorcist.
Seems that studios usually dump their crap on cinemas in January and February. By the way, I'm not going to see this movie because of the sole fact that in it a modern woman is pregnant with the Messiah, which is outright blasphemy (and ridiculous!) in my terms. One Messiah was enough, and I'm not afraid to confess my faith in him. It was God's will that He died on that cross, and placed all the sins of the world, including future sins, on Himself so that we would be forgiven.
But a movie featuring a woman with child carrying the Messiah? COME ON!!! Don't torture my religion of Christianity.
I understand what you're saying, but the Bible says Jesus will be
coming back, and there will be a second coming. I enjoy movies on a
cinematic level - if this were a quality movie, I would want to see it.
There are lots of things that happen in movies that I don't agree with,
or don't believe in (such as murder), but I don't let this affect how
much I enjoy the movie, or what I believe in. If I barricade myself
from what happens in the real world, without seeing it for what it is,
then I remain ignorant and farther from God.
Honestly, I didn't get anything about her carrying "The Messiah" all I got was that the plot was carrying a Mess-a crap. I suppose part of the problem might have been the idiots in the theater who were apparently trying to converse with the characters on screen, and had to loudly repeat any line they found even remotely humorous....
There are just some people who should NEVER EVER go to the theater, because the bastards just make it completely impossible to lose yourself in a crappy movie...
Even though I got no impression of a Messiah involved, I would recomend avoiding this movie, unless your significant other is promising you some major payback after... Even then, It better be some damn good payback...
Life's short and hard, like a body-building elf - Bloodhound Gang
Let's see, this is the second movie within a two week time frame to have religious figures or themes, "The Book of Eli" being the other. It seems H-Wood is trying to cash in on the biggest of franchises with a very devoted, built-in fan base: organized religion.
Sorry, Sam, but H-Wood is going to "torture" your religion whether you want them to or not, because they actually think it suckers Christians into seeing their "faith-based" movies. So prove them wrong -- and don't go to see this!
Last year was the year of vampires. I heard this year would be the year of angels. I'm not lying. I'm going to try to find out if this is true.
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