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Topic: Please, Go JACK Yer ASS in Someone's Else's Face!Posted: November 17 2012 at 1:17pm |
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Posted: June 21 2011 at 8:38am |
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The fact that they fooled us in that way(although unintentionally)is another reason why they've made history.
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Posted: June 20 2011 at 5:11pm |
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Yeah, I find a small amount of irony in the fact that after all the crazy stuff the JackAsses have done to themselves over the past decade, one of them dies in a car crash of all things! And you would think it would be Stevie O. to be the first to die!
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Posted: June 20 2011 at 2:38pm |
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I am aware how sick this may sound. But I always wondered if (and when) one of these Jack-Ass cast-members would kill themselves with one of their stunts. While driving drunk at 110 mph isn't really a "stunt", I consider my question officially answered.
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Posted: October 28 2010 at 7:41pm |
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Posted: October 28 2010 at 2:57pm |
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There are certain surrenders to modern technology that I simply refuse to bow to, even though high technology is integral to my everyday life. I was dragged kicking and screaming in to the habit of actually carrying a telephone around with me everywhere I go. I resent it deeply, but I do it (I do, however, refuse to own a device that does much of anything other than afford me the opportunity to make or receive calls).
I draw the line at downloading books onto a makeshift Gameboy. I still buy the real thing. Undoubtedly I will be forced to resign that little pleasure within the next couple of years, but I'll only be all the more grumpy and aggrevated for it.
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Posted: October 26 2010 at 11:49pm |
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Nah, they'll chop down the trees to fuel the power plants to provide energy to recharge the lithium batteries for e-readers -- batteries that will probably require an incredibly awful process to make, full of waste products. We're not green yet. . .
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Posted: October 26 2010 at 7:49pm |
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Yes, for all you know, one day, there will be no paper books. Although that would save on trees, but might raise the prices of batteries.
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Posted: October 26 2010 at 8:07am |
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Yeah, you download them to your Kindle or iPad, you read them, and then you go out and download some more.
Isn't that right, saturnwatcher? . . .
saturnwatcher? . . .
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Posted: October 26 2010 at 7:24am |
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Books? BOOKS?! You mean they still make those? |
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Posted: October 22 2010 at 3:29pm |
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I most definitely will NOT watch them all in one sitting. nor even in a marathon over a couple of days...I've already picked off a few of the most likely ones, so that will ease the pain somewhat. The entire experience will probably be washed down not with a few good movies, but several REALLY good books.
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Posted: October 21 2010 at 8:19pm |
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I would suggest watching each Razzie movie one at a time, maybe one day at a time, then follow up by watching a good movie afterwards to recover from each blow to your senses. A stunt like watching all the contenders in a single sitting might lead to you losing your critical eye for movies ... and we all know what happens when you reach that level!
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Posted: October 21 2010 at 7:43pm |
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Your idea is more harmful. Especially these 10: The Bounty Hunter, Furry Vengeance, Sex & the City 2, Killers, Jonah Hex, Grown-Ups, The Last Airbender, Vampires Suck, You Again, and My Soul to Take.
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Posted: October 21 2010 at 3:19pm |
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Watching the nominees in order to decide which movies are the worst isn't a favor to the world, but it's a lot closer to it than the stunts in JACKASS 3-D.
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Posted: October 21 2010 at 3:05pm |
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Disclaimer: The following post is completely tongue-in-cheek. Don't try this at home!
Everytime I think about being deeply critical of the guys who do the dumb stunts in this film, it occurs to me that sometime in early January, I'm going to have to watch all the 2010 Razzie nominees. Now I ask you, which is really dumber and more potentially hazardous to one's health...intellectual health anyway?
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Posted: October 18 2010 at 9:27pm |
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That could be yet another reason why they keep greenlighting this stuff!
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