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Topic: Just How FOCKing Awful IZ It?!?!?Posted: July 04 2011 at 10:57am |
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THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE FOR THINKING IT'S SPELLED WITH AN "O" INSTEAD OF A "U"(**/*****). Starring:Ben Stiller as the father of the LITTLE FOCKERS,and Robert DeNiro as the grandfather of the LITTLE FOCKERS. The 1st one was the perfect example on how to make a comedy.The 2nd one did repeat a lot of the jokes,but it was still funny,and it opened the door to having fans.But even the fans won't like this one. So what is the problem with this movie?Simple:after knowing each other for so many years,JACK still doesn't trust GREG?!And how many more times will they make up,only to start all over again?!I'm not an expert in family relationships,but when two in-laws meet and don't like each other,and years later they have an actual fight...well,after that either they like each other or not,but there's no way they can go back to just putting up with the other's presence,which will be the case if they make a 4th movie. Since they couldn't go any further with the "His name is FOCKER" joke,this time they use "The God-FOCKER".It's barely funny the first time,and they repeat that word 5 times in 30 seconds.And when your "Presentation card" joke fails,the rest of the jokes are destined to fail.It feels as if they just wrote a bunch of gags and pasted them together trying to create the plot,which is twice as predictable as before,and this time you can't overlook that. There are many types of comedy,and this movie fails mainly because the comedy is different from the other 2 movies.I know that someone backing up a truck and getting people covered in poop seems the same as throwing up on someone,and that a dog humping a cat seems the same as injecting a needle on someone else's penis.Well,it's not. Like in a lot of modern comedies,there are plot holes through out the movie you only spot if you're trying to look for them(like how bad was JACK at following GREG despite being a former CIA agent),and then when it's about to finish they increase(like the fact that no one seems to care that GREG and JACK are fighting)to the point that even the character's reactions make no sense whatsoever(like ROZ smiling when BERNIE caught her with KEVIN),and it's just painful to watch. Among the easiest things to write in a comedy is having children acting like adults and/or cursing.We have both of those in this movie,and even they are only mildly amusing in a movie that generates mostly forced laughs. Stiller sleepwalks through this movie.The only time he changes his face expression and actually tries it's when he pretends to be a hamster,which obviously isn't funny.I know stars prefer to do that to grab a quick buck,specially in sequels,but I didn't expect it from him.He didn't change his face in NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 2,but he was doing deadpan comedy(there's a difference),and he was funny in that one.Aside from him,there aren't bad performances.It's just that the characters have become such cartoons(specially JACK and ROZ FOCKER)that there's no way to play them without being over-the-top. Grades: D- in the U.S. and 3,0 in Chile.
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Posted: July 03 2011 at 7:07pm |
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"Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie ... but, no, no. John Hughes did not direct my life." ("Easy A", 2010)
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Posted: July 03 2011 at 4:47pm |
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They showed this at Le Moyne on March 25th. I know this because I saw Suckey Punch earlier in the day and that was better. Alba wasn't very good, but not as bad as, say Nicola Peltz or Bryce Dallas Howard.
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Posted: July 03 2011 at 2:27pm |
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I just saw it,and I gave it 3/10(I gave the other two 9 and 8).Review coming soon.
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Posted: May 02 2011 at 6:14pm |
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Nowhere as good as the first, very disappointing. The first was awesome and I continue to watch it over and over.
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Posted: January 17 2011 at 8:57am |
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I Went to see this in the theater with my Parents. Dear Lord I just wanted to walk out, but I couldn't because I was with my Family. It was Boring, predictable, and was so painful I wanted to take out a 9mm to put myself out my misery. the jokes were stupid and predictable, the writing was awful, and I Haven't seen Robert DeNiro slog through Material this bad since Rocky and Bullwinkle! I Nominate this for worst Sequel.
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Posted: January 02 2011 at 11:55am |
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Sandler is pretty much one-note. As we mentioned with all the movies above, he can try to be serious, but acting like a moron is just too natural for him -- his "inner moron" is always lurking just below the surface, ready to jump out. You can almost hear his thoughts, as if he is thinking: "This isn't fun, I wanna come out and play!"
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Posted: December 30 2010 at 6:44am |
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SPANGLISH, which I gave 2/10, doesn't count. It's a more serious role, and during the dramatic scenes he gets his act together. But most of the movie is a comedy, and he acts the same way as always.
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Posted: December 29 2010 at 9:07pm |
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No, there were one or two quick moments in Spanglish when his moronic side was getting ready to pounce, but didn't fully emerge.
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Posted: December 29 2010 at 8:04pm |
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You don't see that in Spanglish, but then again, that movie dragged in parts.
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Posted: December 29 2010 at 3:47pm |
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PUNCH DRUNK LOVE and REIGN OVER ME are nice efforts on Sandler's part, but in the end, they prove that acting like an idiot is all he is really good at. Even in those movie, you can see his "inner moron" desperatly wants to come out and wreak havoc.
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Posted: December 29 2010 at 2:51pm |
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Speaking of Sandler, what about PUNCH DRUNK LOVE and/or REIGN OVER ME?
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Posted: December 29 2010 at 11:19am |
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Ah, yeah -- adult diaper humor is equally distasteful...not to mention disrespectful to those who "depend" on them.
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Posted: December 29 2010 at 10:28am |
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I know we are lost in translation. As for people being offended by jokes about sex... I would agree that Sandler is too fascinated with the male genitalia for his own good. I'm (beep)ed off because despite the appalling reviews on Grown-Ups, many people my age STILL eat his movies up! At least Will Ferrell succeeded with Stranger Than Fiction, but we don't know what Adam Sandler would be good in if not comedy or toilet humor.
And I was talking about these, not condoms.
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Posted: December 29 2010 at 9:49am |
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I think we have a "lost in translation" thing going on. Are you talking about condoms? I was talking about people being offended by jokes about sex (example: "Funny People" and Adam Sandler's strange obsession with a certain male organ in that movie).
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