14 Films Made 2 Order...for US!

It's now December 1, 2006 and, looking back on the 14 titles I chose to list last January, I think it had some pretty good guess-timates. Most of what's now being talked about as 2006's Berry Worst made the list.

I'll admit not listing LITTLE MAN was an oversight, but 11 months ago, the world was a much better place...because absolutely no one was discussing that film.

I would go for "Snakes on a Plane". Not only because I have snake phobia (therefore I have no intentions to see the film nor to read anything about it). But what else could it be except for replacing snakes with terrorists? So dumb!

And please: Give Crui$emeister his worst actor award THIS time.  It's OVERDUE! Let's face it: When you hire Crui$e you get Crui$emeister.

There have been studies that indicate that something on the order of 20 million people believe that they have been kidnapped by aliens at least once in their lives. If it were happening that often, I think more of us would notice. I would also offer that 51% of the voting electorate selected George Bush. Someone, I believe it was good ole Ben Franklin once quipped, "If a million people believe a stupid idea, it is still stupid."

I don't have the first clue just what signficance being "the most powerful actor in the world" coveys, but all in all, I'd rather be a member of the '69 Cubs.

Tom Cruise should not have been nominated for one of the worst actors.  There have been studies to prove that he is the most powerful actor in the world.  He even topped Oprah. 

  Everyone should seriously get off of Tom Cruise's case.

  I really don't think American Dreamz should've made the list.  It's a good comedy.

Sin City: Comic book characters, comic plots, dumb dialog, guns that never run out of ammo, people getting shot multiple times, people doing comic book stunts.  Yeah, kids love this stuff, but adults get bored and never go back for seconds.      Yes I know, it's called escapist entertainment, but do the directors, writers, and actors have to do such a bad job!    I like  comedies because they don't even pretend to be serious.  But serious movies aren't supposed to be so bad they are funny.

The very fact that there is going to be a Mission Impossible 3 makes it a target. Lets face it; the first two were bad, and there is no reason to expect much of this installment. I'll grant one point: Tom Cruise has made a couple of movies I've liked. He has made several I haven't, and he has set himself up as a target with his own attitude and demeanor.

The day I start using Oprah's couch as a trampoline, giving out bad psychiatric advice with exactly as little expertise in the field as Cruise, if that is possible, and buying into a pyramid scheme "religion" that celebrates Martians, you can all take whatever shots you wish at me, too. I'll have it coming.