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    Posted: March 30 2011 at 11:03am
HERE's the LINK to HOP on the BAND-WAGON and POST YER OWN COMMENTS on HOP... 

THE ONE AUDIENCE WHOSE INTELLIGENCE MODERN HOLLYWOOD FILM-MAKERS INSULT MORE FREQUENTLY THAN THEY DO TEEN-AGERS IZ KIDS 12 and UNDER. FOR WHATEVER REASON, EVEN THOUGH MANY a MOVIE-MAKER IS RAISING KIDz of THEIR OWN, the POWERS THAT BE in HOLLYWOOD (LIKE THAT MUCH-HATED AUNT in CHRISTMAS STORY WHO GIVES RALPHIE the HUMILIATING BUNNY SUIT) TINSEL TOWN EXECS SEEM to THINK EVERY KID in AMERICA IS PERPETUALLY 5 YEARS OLD -- EVEN THO TODAY's FIVE-YEAR-OLDS ARE MORE COMPUTER and MEDIA SAVVY THAN MOST 50-YEAR-OLDS.  

HOW ELSE CAN YOU EXPLAIN SUCH TREACLE-LADEN TRIPE AS HOP -- A FILM SO DESPERATE to SEEM HIP THAT IT MAKES the EASTER BUNNY a WANNA-BE ROCK STAR...THEN COMPOUNDS THIS OBVIOUS BIT of FLOP-SWEAT DESPERATION by CASTING RUSSELL BRAND as the VOICE of "E.B." 

AND IF YOU, TOO, WERE SUSPECTING THAT THIS IS LITTLE MORE THAN YET ANOTHER KNOCK-OFF of THOSE HIDEOUS/INSIDIOUS ALVIN & THE CHIP-FUNKS MOVIES (THE 3rd ONE of WHICH IS COMING DOWN the POOP SHOOT SHORTLY) YOU WON'T BE SURPRISED to HEAR THAT HOP WAS HELMED by the SAME MAN as the ORIGINAL ALVIN MOVIE and the EGREGIOUS (2-TIME RAZZIE®-NOMINATED) SECOND GARFIELD FLICK.  

THE SADDEST PART ABOUT ALL THIS IS THAT, with MANY MODERN ADULTS LESS SAVVY THAN THEIR OFF-SPRING, MILLIONS of INNOCENT CHILDREN WILL BE DUMPED at MULTI-PLEXES by LAZY PARENTS and SUBJECTED to THIS PANDERING PILE of RABBIT POOP BETWEEN NOW and EASTER SUNDAY. IN FACT, IF HOP DOESN'T MAKE $100-MILLION-PLUS, WE'LL BE HOPPILLY SURPRISED. 

AGAIN, HERE's the LINK TO EXPRESS YOUR THOUGHTS on HOP... 





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