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    Posted: September 02 2010 at 11:40am
Originally posted by fanaticore


^ Is Katie Holmes originally a scientologist or Tom Cruise was before her?
Cruise was a scientologist since he married Mimi Rogers. Nicole Kidman left him because she didn't want their adopted children to be raised scientologist. Holmes was a Christian until Cruise brainwashed her into turning scientologist. Her career has been ruined and her sanity questioned ever since!
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Posts: 1 		Post Options Post Options   Quote fanaticore Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 31 2010 at 10:56am
Originally posted by HeadRAZZBerry

THEY'RE HOLLYWOOD's HOTTEST COUPLE...BUT ARE THEY REALLY a COUPLE, OR JUST a COUPLE of MARKETING GENIUSES?? LET's HEAR YOUR TAKE on THIS BERRY IMPORTANT ISSUE of OUR TIME...

TOM: "That's right -- We're cool...we're in love...we're expecting..."

KATIE: "Is anyone still buying any of this?!?!?"



^ Is Katie Holmes originally a scientologist or Tom Cruise was before her?
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Posts: 8 		Post Options Post Options   Quote AbCaBc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 17 2006 at 1:09am

Katie: "Wait, I will make sure I don't get a razzie!"

TomKat: "But, you must carry on the tradition! It's a tradition! Does that mean anything to you, Kate?!" 

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Posts: 1 		Post Options Post Options   Quote iguanna Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 29 2006 at 7:10pm

Look at this Awsome creepy picture of Tom Cruise !! I found this photo on a site of custom celebrity pictures (http://www.celebrityfury.com).

The direct link to the Tom Cruise photo and biography:

 http://www.celebrityfury.com/img-tom-cruise-24.htm

You'll have to SCROLL DOWN to see Tom, but it's well worth it...

CooL DuDe!!

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Posts: 9 		Post Options Post Options   Quote lanternnchikk Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 17 2006 at 6:51am
Tom and Katie are sittin' in a tree
Against which every dog should pee.
Down below in the raspberry patch
I can only gag and retch!
On placenta they scarf
Making all of us barf
But however bad some of their acting
Don't teach them the art of resurrecting
'Cause what could be more fearsome
Than a TomKat-Hubbard threesome?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Chukkal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 21 2006 at 3:05pm

And I thought Michael Jackson was weird!!!
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Posts: 905 		Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 18 2006 at 7:22pm
TomKat has given birth to the hellspawn. It's a sign of the Apocalypse.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Skin Tight Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 14 2006 at 4:41pm
It's the nervous laughter that gives Tom Cruise away.  Every time he gets asked a serious question, he finds it necessary to laugh as if he has EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL......
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Posts: 905 		Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 7:51pm
I'm telling you, he's going to throw a phone at a reporter right before the premiere of MI3.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Chukkal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 1:33pm
Deadguy, I believe I read the same article and the reporter said he felt she was "vacant".  You have to wonder why no has interviewed her family on this one.......What a farce!
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Posts: 905 		Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 07 2006 at 9:42pm
Apparently a reporter interviewed TomKat recently, she smiled through the whole thing as if she were in a daze. Even when Tom told the reporter that his father was abusive. She just smiled...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Chukkal Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 03 2006 at 1:50pm
I for one believe the pregnacy is a farce....she's wearing one of those phony baby bumps created by Hollywood........They will adopt when the baby is "born"......Oh look!  Here's our baby!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Mia Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2006 at 5:15am

A hand to Kim, for the best comment yet.

Good luck to Katie for the birth. 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote kim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2006 at 3:56pm

SCREAM, KATIE...SCREAM!!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Kim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2006 at 3:52pm

   Sex with Tom Cruise..

   ME-

   Him-
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Paisparke Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 12 2006 at 3:06pm

That's MYYYY little girl!

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