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    Posted: October 18 2011 at 6:22am
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HERE's the PLACE to UNSHEATH YOUR BROADSWORDS! 

AND IF YOU WANNA READ WHAT Ye Olde HEAD RAZZBERRY WROTE ABOUT THREE MUSKETEERS, HERE's the LINK for THAT...  

  


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Aside from the folks mentioned in Head RAZZ's Official Take, the cast also includes BOND villain Mads Mikkelsen, former PUNISHER Ray Stevenson, and Juno Temple, who was also in DIRTY GIRL this year -- but I doubt she'll be a Razzie contender.  

Question: Does nepotism also apply to husbands and wives*?

*Anderson & Jovovich.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 18 2011 at 8:13am
Worthless Sh*t Anderson is one of the worst directors of the last few years. That being said, this looks HILARIOUS! In fact, if I have enough time this weekend, I might see it just to make fun of it. Then again, I have to see Paranormal Activity 3 and The Ides Of March as well.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote GTAHater767 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 18 2011 at 10:42am
The opposite of exaggerating is usually known as underemphasizing. Sometimes I call it "insaggerating" because "ex" and "in" are opposite word bases.
 
About The Three Musketeers 2011... Once again, I knew it would be bad when I saw Paul WS Anderson's name behind the camera. One more adaptation of the Three Musketeers story will bring the total to 60! As Weird Al Yankovic once said, "grapefruit diet. Lay of the Three Musketeers! grapefruit diet. Until my big booty disappears."
 
This film is a Frankenstein's Monster of classic literature. How could they bring back Orlando Bloom? And Milla Jovovich, who I'd estimate starred in 5 of my past Bottom 40ers.
 
And I can't decide which would disrespect the original author Alexandre Dumas worse: Tacking his name onto a bad adaptation of his work, or not crediting him at all thus letting the audience forget this is what became of his work.
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Anderson's best reviewed movie so far has been DEATH RACE!

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Once again, I knew it would be bad when I saw Paul WS Anderson's name behind the camera.


What do you mean by "back"?  

Originally posted by GTAHater767

How could they bring back Orlando Bloom? And Milla Jovovich, who I'd estimate starred in 5 of my past Bottom 40ers.
 

I didn't know that Jovovich was also married to Luc Besson. So she's a pro in nepotism!

Originally posted by GTAHater767

And Milla Jovovich, who I'd estimate starred in 5 of my past Bottom 40ers.


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Post Options Post Options   Quote GTAHater767 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 18 2011 at 11:23am

Though Death Race 3000 got panned by critics, I know a lot of people who LOVED that movie, which I don't understand at all. 

 Bloom is back from the shell he crawled into after At World's End
 
Jovovich and Besson were only married in the late 1990s. This reminds me of those who'd argue that the Bible shouldn't define marriage because then all past divorcees' marriages would be dissolved.
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Worthless Sh*t's version of Death Race was an atrocity. The only Worthless Sh*t movie that I've liked was Event Horizon. Everything else is crap.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Film Reel Redemption Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 18 2011 at 10:42pm
Let's work out this equation then...
 
Popular 19th Century literature + wasted A-list cast + Britain's answer to Michael Bay + CGI overloads = ALL FOR ONE AND RAZZIES FOR ALL! 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote oiram Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 19 2011 at 3:36am
Anyone think Milla will FINALLY win a Razzie for this?
Oh, by the way, just to remind people, this is not the first time a version of the Musketeers is up for Razzie nominations.  


RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: I assume you are referring to Chris O'Donnell's Worst Supporting Actor nod for playing D'Artagnon in the 1993 Dizz-Knee version of MUSKETEERS (IMDb LINK)...  


Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact.

Worst Supporting Actor: Brendan Fraser/Gimme Shelter and The Nut Job


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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 19 2011 at 7:08am
If Milla wasn't even nominated for any of the RESIDENT EVIL movies,I doubt she'll be up for this.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote oiram Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 19 2011 at 3:39pm
If she's nominated for Worst SUPPORTING Actress, I think Milla maybe has a chance to "win."  

Originally posted by Vits

If Milla wasn't even nominated for any of the RESIDENT EVIL movies,I doubt she'll be up for this.
Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 19 2011 at 4:46pm
I wasn't talking so much of Milla's chances as much as I meant how our voters won't like that she's nominated for this instead.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 20 2011 at 3:02pm
R.T.:"It plays admirably fast and loose with Alexandre Dumas' classic tale,but in every other respect,it offers nothing to recommend...or to set it apart from the many other film adaptations".
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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2011 at 2:49pm
I personally regard Dumas original tale as being extremely disrespectable anyway. But why Hollywood considers it necessary to remake this film every year that ends in an odd number is bewildering. Here is a new idea for punishing people suspected of planning acts of terrorism: Make them watch every adaptation of this film ever made, back-to-back-to-back-to-back...etc.  
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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 21 2011 at 7:46pm
Sounds like unbearable whining to me...first of all, nobody wanted another remake of the Three Mousekateers in the first place. (Mousekateer roll call! Cubby! Annette! Roy! etc)
 Second, if nobody sees it, her career can only be better off in the long run. Third, of course the studio is going to invest more in Twilight Saga: Breaking Wind Part 1. They have a lot more invested.
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