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    Posted: March 31 2012 at 1:56pm
Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

The ugly:
David Cross: After two movies as the sole bright spot, he devolves into the single worst part of this one. He spends 99% of his screen-time in a pelican suit and, worst of all, he turns good in the end. This is not forshadowed in any way and it comes off as something the writers did because they needed to make it longer.
 
 
 
Jeez, now I realise why David Cross thought it was the worst experience of his career.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 31 2012 at 1:22pm
Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

Future reviews will still be good, bad, ugly reviews, but instead of just quickbites, they'll be a fully developed paragraphs.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 31 2012 at 12:26pm
A better idea would be to straight up outlaw them. Now onto the review.
 
The good:
 
N/A 
 
The bad:
 
Jason Lee: What deal with Satan* did Lee make to ensure that he keeps appearing in these movies?
 
The 3-D: The 3-D for this is very, very amaturish. It's not Airbender or Clash Of The Worthingtitons bad, but still.
 
Jenny Slate: She plays a woman who was on the island before the Chipmunks shipwrecked there. She's annoying and her acting is crap.

The ugly:
 
The script: What else is there to say about the script? There is not one laugh to be had with this movie.
 
The voice-acting: The voice-acting is still terrible. There is, again, nothign else to say here.
 
David Cross: After two movies as the sole bright spot, he devolves into the single worst part of this one. He spends 99% of his screen-time in a pelican suit and, worst of all, he turns good in the end. This is not forshadowed in any way and it comes off as something the writers did because they needed to make it longer.
 
I have an announcement before I end this. This will be the last review of this type. Future reviews will still be good, bad, ugly reviews, but instead of just quickbites, they'll be a fully developed paragraphs. Grade: D-
 
Next-up: Wrath Of The Titans!
 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 29 2012 at 5:44pm
This is the best idea I've heard in a while. Agree?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2012 at 7:12am

If you prefer, skip to 10:04.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2011 at 6:31am
I just saw this, and I think it should be nominated for Worst Screenplay and Worst Excuse For Family Entertainment.  


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agreed.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 20 2011 at 6:39am
Then we might as well create a Worst Saga/Franchise Award.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Lord Naseby Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 20 2011 at 12:37am
The worst part is that after the smashing success of 3, 4 is almost guaranteed. WHY!? Maybe the directors of the AATC films should get that Disgrace to Humanity award instead of Tom Six...well, I wouldn't go quite that far but I do think that these films disgrace the whole industry.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 19 2011 at 10:03pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 

Originally posted by saturnwatcher

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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 18 2011 at 9:03pm
That is Alvin 4: Rescued From Gilligan's Island
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 18 2011 at 8:33pm
Please, I beg of you!

Tell me they weren't shipwrecked on Gilligan's Island while Martin Landau and Barbara Bain attack them with killer robots until they are saved by the Harlem Globetrotters...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 18 2011 at 6:26pm
AAAh, how cute, Saturnwatcher! Personal attacks always win so many points in a debate...did you happen to notice this at the end of the post: Wink ?
 
Originally posted by whatsthepoint

You're stupid to compare Hitler, and Osama to Ross Bagdasarian, was generally a respected fellow who happened to hit it big with two records, and went on the road, unlike the other guys you mentioned. Now that just being rude, and unfunny. 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote whatsthepoint Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 18 2011 at 4:05pm
You're stupid to compare Hitler, and Osama to Ross Bagdasarian, who was generally a respected fellow who happened to hit it big with two records, and went on the road (unlike the other guys you mentioned). Now that just being rude, and unfunny. 

Originally posted by saturnwatcher

First, to Vits, yes, Ross Sr. has departed this veil and now presumably is saving a seat next to the fire for me. I hope he brought lots of marshmallows. His son Ross Jr. is now carrying on the family tradition, which is the musical equivalent to pulling wings off of flies by perpetuating the musical stylings of the chipmunks.
 
As for you, What's, no, I don't feel the need to respect everyone who has passed on just because they have done so. The fact that Hitler, Osama or Ross Bagdasarian Sr are no longer with us doesn't automatically mean that I am  compelled to applaud their body of work. Yes, there are people out there who like the chipmunks. There are also people out there with black velvet paintings of Elvis hanging on their walls. Popularity and quality are not the same thing.
 
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First, to Vits, yes, Ross Sr. has departed this veil and now presumably is saving a seat next to the fire for me. I hope he brought lots of marshmallows. His son Ross Jr. is now carrying on the family tradition, which is the musical equivalent to pulling wings off of flies by perpetuating the musical stylings of the chipmunks.
 
As for you, What's, no, I don't feel the need to respect everyone who has passed on just because they have done so. The fact that Hitler, Osama or Ross Bagdasarian Sr are no longer with us doesn't automatically mean that I am  compelled to applaud their body of work. Yes, there are people out there who like the chipmunks. There are also people out there with black velvet paintings of Elvis hanging on their walls. Popularity and quality are not the same thing.
 
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Hey, thanks!  Smile   

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