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    Posted: October 19 2013 at 10:53pm
Fun fact: Malcolm D. Lee is the cousin of Spike Lee, who has his own potential Razzie candidate coming out soon (Oldboy). Would be interesting if these two end up in competition for Worst Director.

Speaking of potentials, also coming soon is pretty much a guaranteed candidate: The Starving Games.
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I just saw it. For your consideration:

-Worst Supp. Actress for Lindsay Lohan.
-Worst Ensemble.
-Worst Director.
-Worst Screenplay.
-Worst Remake or Sequel.
-Worst Picture.

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The first one had its moments, and the third wasn't too bad (except for that awful 8 Mile parody), but #2 and #4 also sucked to high heaven.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 07 2013 at 10:52am
Did you like any of the previous installments? 

Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

It's easily the worst movie in the franchise by a longshot.
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I saw this a few weeks ago and, in my rage over how bad it was, I forgot to post my feelings on it. It's easily the worst movie in the franchise by a longshot. The only part that came close to being funny was the pool-cleaner/party scene. 

My Grade: F

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Worst Picture 
Worst Director for Malcolm D. Lee (with "assistance" from David Zucker) 
Worst Actor for Simon Rex 
Worst Actress for Ashley Tisdale 
Worst Supporting Actor for Charlie Sheen 
Worst Supporting Actress for Lindsay Lohan 
Worst Screenplay 
Worst Screen Couple for Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen 
Worst Screen Couple for Ashely Tisdale & Simon Rex 
Worst Screen Ensemble 
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off, or Sequel 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote moviecritic1994 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 12 2013 at 6:34pm
Hey Vits, I meant maybe this film would break the pattern because well of a lot of factors. One of them being I didn't laugh even at the trailers and it looks like they try to gross you out while watching the film. Another factor could be Anna Faris not coming back. It was always nice to see her, even though the dreadful sequels would be so hard to sit through. So yeah, I can tell maybe this film will be the worst of the franchise. Hopefully we will not see a sixth installment. BY the box office numbers for Scary Movie 5, our wish to never see another sequel is coming true.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote oiram Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 12 2013 at 2:42pm
I suppose it is possible this will be nominated for Worst Sequel. Winning, however, is another matter. It will have to compete with Grown Ups 2, as well as the much-more-than-utterly-disappointing A Good Day to Die Hard.


Originally posted by moviecritic1994


Anybody with me on a Worst Sequel Razzie nod for this?  
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 12 2013 at 2:12pm
Wait. According to that pattern, this one should be good, and the 6th (if they make one) should be bad... 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote moviecritic1994 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 12 2013 at 4:58am
I am seeing a Pattern with the "Scary Movie" Franchise: The first was good for what it was. but the 2nd was outright stupid and gross, while the 3rd was somewhat good. But the 4th was outright Stupid. It felt like the writers of the film were insulting the audience's intelligence. From the clips and trailers I've seen for Scary Movie 5, it looks even worse than the previous installment. 

Anybody with me on a Worst Sequel Razzie nod for this?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote mbh Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 16 2013 at 9:52pm
I did see the second one -- I remember the girl f**king the ghost, but don't remember it being particularly funny. After that, nope! 

But if this fifth one is on the nominating ballot a Razzie contender, I plan on watching it eventually...

Originally posted by Vits

I'm guessing you didn't even bother to watch the first 3 sequels?

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That's not out of the realm of possibility. I do remember seeing a ton of Youtube comments stating "Where's Cindy and Brenda?" or "I'm not seeing this because Anna and Regina are not in it."

Originally posted by Vits

Do any of you think that the incredibly low reviews (lower than usual) and the not-so-great box office results for this movie have to do with the abscence of Anna Faris?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 16 2013 at 2:22pm
Do any of you think that the incredibly low reviews (lower than usual) and the not-so-great box office results for this movie have to do with the abscence of Anna Faris?
Originally posted by mbh

The original Scary Movie was the very first movie I paid for and left halfway through when me and my buddy couldn't bear the stupidity any longer. It's remained the only movie I have ever left early.
I'm guessing you didn't even bother to watch the first 3 sequels?
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Originally posted by Vits

By the way, David Zucker said that he finds Lohan to be talented. I'm sure he believes that, because he also complained about her being late and unprofessional, so there would be no point in lying about her talent.


Thinking of Parent Trap way back, she most definitely had a bunch of talent, no doubt about it. Even Freaky Friday and Mean Girls were fun to watch thanks to her.

The original Scary Movie was the very first movie I paid for and left halfway through when me and my buddy couldn't bear the stupidity any longer. It's remained the only movie I have ever left early.
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Dun-Ida: You seem to be right, because the R.T. rating is now at 5% (Seltzer-Berg level), which makes it the worst reviewed of the franchise. The consensus reads: 

"Juvenile even by SCARY MOVIE standards, this fifth installment offers stale pop culture gags that generate few laughs."  

Originally posted by GTAHater767

I can't imagine anyone forgiving Charlie Sheen any time soon for his multiple affairs and his insults to Two and a Half Men (when he was among the highest paid TV actors!), or for that matter, Lindsay Lohan for getting arrested for DUI almost every month.
 

They don't want to be forgiven. That's actually why they're in this movie in the first place: They think that being willing to make fun of yourself for doing wrong things is an excuse to keep doing wrong things. It's not. In fact, I'd like to call David Letterman (the birthday boy) and other hosts and tell them to stop inviting Lohan to their talk shows. They're just encouraging her bad behavior by making her think that there's always going to be an open door waiting for her.

By the way, David Zucker said that he finds Lohan to be talented. I'm sure he believes that, because he also complained about her being late and unprofessional, so there would be no point in lying about her talent.


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Just saw this pile of s**t. Here are my recommendations for nominations: 

Worst Picture: This movie doesn't function like an actual movie. It's so overly reliant on references to other movies that it more resembles a ninety-minute episode of a sketch comedy show than a movie. As if that was not bad enough, it is just not funny -- There is no wit to be found. 

Worst Actor: Simon Rex. His portrayal of Dan, Jody's (Ashley Tisdale) husband is never funny. He does not even bother trying to be funny. It is obvious that all he was thinking about during filming was the pay check waiting for him. 

Worst Actress: Ashley Tisdale. Just like Simon Rex she also did not bother trying. Just another pay check collector. 

Worst Supporting Actress: This pathetic excuse of a movie should be a leading contender for this category. That is because there are at least three "actresses" who are worthy of a nomination. 

Lindsay Lohan. Yet another pay check collector. If David Zucker is correct in saying Lohan has talent, she must be doing a brilliant job of hiding it. Her presence was more annoying than funny. 

Erica Ash. Her pedestrian performance is too easy to notice. 

Lidia Porto. Her over-acting as Maria, the housekeeper, was just as annoying as Lindsay Lohan. 

Worst Supporting Actor: 

Charlie Sheen's presence might have been brief but it cannot be ignored. He seemed bored while filming his scene. 

Snoop Dogg seemed equally bored as well. 

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel: My comments so far explain this recommendation. 

Worst Director: Malcolm D. Lee. I could not see anything that would indicate the director was making an effort. All he seemed to do was get the "actors" to appear on front of camera and speak and nothing else. 

Worst Screenplay: Pat Proft and David Zucker. The screenplay has no real humor. Instead it is full of cheap, irritating and unfunny "gags" that only appeals to the worst levels of immaturity. 

Worst Screen Couple: Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen. Their combined "effort" makes them worthy of this dishonor. 

Worst Screen Ensemble: This is the worst screen ensemble since That's My Boy. 


Directed by Michael Bay and M. Night Shyamalan comes a movie guaranteed to win Razzies.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote GTAHater767 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2013 at 1:53pm
Wow! After between 4 and 7 years in the making, they've finally hit 5 installments of the Scary Movie series! And the trend of odd-numbered installments getting passable reviews and even numbered ones scoring badly (or becoming a finalist for OUR awards) is already broken! Just 1 out of the first 10 Rotten T reviews is positive, and I can't imagine anyone forgiving Charlie Sheen any time soon for his multiple affairs and his insults to Two and a Half Men (when he was among the highest paid TV actors!), or for that matter, Lindsay Lohan for getting arrested for DUI almost every month.
 
Scary Movie: 10/20 approval rating
Scary Movie 2: 3/20, Bottom 40 Films of 2001, #35 
Scary Movie 3: 7/20
Scary Movie 4: 7/20, Bottom 40 Films of 2006, #25 because of Carmen Electra
Scary Movie 5: 2/20 based on the first 10 reviews. At this rate it's going to be fairly deep on the Bottom 40 Films of 2013.
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